#notmypresident #notmyvicepresident

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[pineandthistle]

[awrfhi]

since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke

[healingisneeded]

netflix and by yourself :/

[cupcakelogic]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[tuvvipsremade]

I love how tumblr doesn’t even tell you its updated its just like spot the difference you little fuckers 

[loveamongthesailors]

Shout out to all the bacterial colonies that live on my skin and in my guts and junk and keep things running smoothly.. microbiomes you’re the real mvps

[accras]

Octavia Spencer plans to buy out Mississippi screening of 'Black Panther' for underserved communities

Octavia Spencer is bringing her own brand of super-heroism to Black Panther. The Academy Award-winning actress announced on Instagram on Wednesday.

“I will be in MS when this movie opens. I think I will buy out a theatre in an underserved community there to ensure that all our brown children can see themselves as a superhero. I will let you know where and when Mississippi. Stay tuned. #KingsAndQueensWillRise,” she captioned an Instagram post that featured an image promoting the film. “

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for february?

[boydefective]

January, but this time it’s personal.

[wichkraft]

January 2: Fast and February

[paper-mario-wiki]

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

[mccoppinscrapyard]

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

[wlw]

if someone ever tells you “well, you don’t look like a lesbian” just respond with “well, you don’t look stupid, but I guess we were both wrong”

[did-you-know]

[did-you-know]

You can’t usually smell your own house (or perfume) because of a survival instinct called ‘olfactory adaptation.’ The brain is always looking for new, unusual, or changing smells as a sign of possible danger, so it ignores smells that have become familiar. Source

[stewardish]

[yousaytheydontcare-blog]

i love cats that sit like this. thank you, cats that sit like this

[armenains-archive-deactivated20]

HAPPY DAY ONE OF VALENTINES DAY💗💞💝💖💗💞💖💕💘💓💕💗💗💗💘💖💗💞💝💖💗💞💗💘💕💞💖💗💗💞💗💘💕💓💖💗💝💝💘💕💖💘💗💞💓💗💘💝💘💖💘💘💕💕💕💓💖💗💞💗💘💗💝💖💓💖💞💝

[manfuckyopride]

[warmbloodedbutch]

after experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity

[tragikempyre-deactivated2013040]

[ethiopienne]

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

[alwaysbewoke]

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

[averagefairy]

2018 is about little victories. we’re not putting pressure on ourselves to become everything we’ve always wanted to be because nobody can do that in a year. instead we’re focusing on making forward strides and we’re celebrating every single win no matter how small.