hooty hoo

beth; supermassive asshole

[girldan-pip]

i'm putting together a team

[diphowell]

lethal love eyes lester moment

[dykephan]

everything is the same but dan got those giant angel wing tattoos he wanted when he was 18

[ahappydnp]

At this point I'm 80% sure there'll be a wedding bit during hard launch tour with how much they've been joking about it ToT

and everyone who's saying the vows will be madlibs is also probably right, it makes a lot of sense. I for one am looking forward to it

i vow to [CUM] with you and [SHART] on your [DIL DOLL] until we both [CUM CUM CUM CUM]

[youtuberconfessions]

[phlaming-phlesbian]

*.+ I felt compelled to immortalise this diva moment .*+

[froggayzfartz]

[pseudophan]

pov your son and his suspiciously close bff are showing you the art project they made at school

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[boybirds]

just for them

[emo5ever]

my patchwork phedsheets skirt 🩵💙💚🖤🩶🤍

[ahappyphjl]

positive phaffirmations ˙⋆✮⋆˚࿔

[userlesbian]

grateful for you <3

[dipippindots]

every once in a while dan and phil will remember that they have the ability to drop relationship lore and be like “oh yeah haha we went on a date here because we go on dates.” and I feel like I’m walking into a spirit halloween with one of those skeletons at the door that jumpscares you

[stomachachesxxx]

hey emo boy!

[diphowell]

thank you for this, @queerphil

[diphowell]

Hard Launch Podcast #34 + Dan's margarita blog