Yes, sir.

"What's wrong with this country? Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?!" [Independent Waylon Smithers ask/RP blog. Read rules before interacting please.]

[kyman22-deactivated20160221]

I know they want me to delete my blog but i won’t do it… you can send me hate how much you want. But i don’t delete my blog!!!

[anomicboy-blog]

kill yourself you fucking pedophile bitch

[mister-smithers]

are you dead yet?? just wondering

[mister-smithers]

+1

+ ghastlytrancy

[☆] — "I'm sorry, but the plant's closed now." Waylon said as he approached the stranger. "If you want a job, you're going to have to come back here tomorrow."

[mister-smithers]

 [☆] — "Slow day today, huh?"

[boilingheart-archive]

Y’all little writers go on and have fun now

[fancied-another-meme]

Friendly reminder that your muse does not know my muse's secrets less it's plotted and logical for them to know it.

Seriously, it is one of the quickest ways to kill an rp.

[mister-smithers]

+ 4

[daddyarclightdearest-deactivate]

He raised an eyebrow at Waylon. “Do you happen to have a will? Because I would like to be on it.”

[mister-smithers]

[☆] — "A will? Why would somebody like me ha-" he began to say, before he realized what IV had meant. "Nice try, buster, but even over my dead body my collection won't be for sale."

[mister-smithers]

+ 4

[jontronthesecurityguard]

"…Yeah, what’s going on here?" Mike spoke up, confused to what literally anything Smithers said…In fact, why the hell was Smithers here? Mike’d seen the Simpsons, he knew what all this was…by the big question was why. The crowd surrounding him was all yellow people, yet there he sat with his usual skin tone without any way of knowing how he got to a Malibu Stacy club meeting.

[mister-smithers]

[☆] — "What's going on here?" he repeated, raising a brow at the voice in the crowd. "This is a highly important meeting for Springfield's Malibu Stacy club, and I'm the founder, Waylon Smithers." Waylon said, looking straight at Mike, but refraining from making a comment about his dark-gray skin tone. It was like nothing he'd even seen. Was it possibly the side-effects from radiation at the nuclear power plant?

[mister-smithers]

+ 4

[daddyarclightdearest-deactivate]

He pauses for a second to look at the display case. “How much would it cost to buy this off you? She’s beautiful.” 

[mister-smithers]

[☆] — "I'm sorry, but these ones in the case are highly collectable dolls." Waylon replied, making his way towards the interested stranger. "They were released at the time of StacyCon '94, and they're not for sale."

[mister-smithers]

// i have to wake up super early for school tomorrow, good night.

[belladrago-deactivated20230226]

mister-smithers

He is so tiny

[mister-smithers]

if You were to give your life up for Anyone, who would it be?

[☆] — “My boss, Monty Burns.” he answered without hesitation. “To be honest, I would do anything for him.”

[mister-smithers]

+ 4

[daddyarclightdearest-deactivate]

IV obviously had little to no idea why he was there, except thinking this had something to do with barbie. “Uh yes, does this meeting have anything to do with barbie?

[mister-smithers]

[☆] — "Barbie? Oh, no. This is a club for the people who have a passion for Malibu Stacy." Waylon answered as he motioned to a glass case with various dolls on display. "I hold the title for the largest collection in the world."

[proserphone]

What would the Mun's/Character's warning label be?

[mister-smithers]

+ 4

+ mikethesecurityguard

+ belladrago

+ daddyarclightdearest

+ nerehc

[☆] — Clearing his throat, Waylon stood up in front of the new crowd before him. "I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight. I understand that traffic was a nightmare," he began as he adjusted his bow tie just a little. "Does anyone have anything to say before we start our Malibu Stacy club meeting?"

[mister-smithers]

“Mr. Burns isn't just my heartless boss, he's also my best friend.”

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Independent roleplay / ask blog for Waylon J. Smithers, jr. from The Simpsons.

Read rules before interacting.

Semi-selective to OCs.

Style usually semi-para to para, but is a little flexible.

2+ Years Roleplaying experience