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@misterallfiction
"I'm SORRY?" What is THIS guy!? What is he on?
"I really don't think any of that is a good idea. U-uhm, anyway....WHO are you, again?"
“『Who, me? I go by many names. And even more titles. Most of them completely made up! But you can call me, Son Goku. A Saiyan raised on Earth!』”
If there was such a thing as a lying meter, his would have not simply been maxed out, but completely shattered under the weight of his deception.
"I have thought about it. Can't say as I agree. Would you care to elaborate on the subject?" This seems genuinely curious, rather than carrying any sort of 'fight me' energy, because he is merely curious instead of combative.
“『.Of course! I'm not the kind of miscreant that gives an opinion without being able to expand on it. So, think about Pancakes, right? Now think about eating them.. There you go!』”
That.. Was not expanding on it in ANY way, but would anyone have really expected anything different from him? He was the type to say things to inspire others TO be combative. It didn't seem to be working as well as he'd hoped this time, though.
“『.. If you think about it, Pancakes are the worst kind of food to ever be brought into existence--』”
"I!!! Don't think that'd be very nice! Anyway I'd prefer people than living alone, hehe."
“『Oh, I'm sure they wouldn't mind it all that much! It'd just be an innocent little prank! Everyone loves a good prank every now and then. Like putting salt in someone's coffee, or blowing up the local orphanage!』”
Never mind the fact that neither of those would go over well. The latter example was an outright violent act, rather than a joke.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
“This heat is giving me a terrible headache.” Maybe today wasn’t the best day to be doing anything. He rests his cheek in his hand, glasses set aside for now and eyes shut.
“『I don't know. It seems pretty chilly to me! But maybe I just have a stronger constitution! I am incredibly impressive and cool, after all.』”
This would sound a lot more arrogant and condescending if he wasn't currently drenched in sweat.
"Somehow I also just noticed I have two new roommates."
“『Pssst. Hey.』”
“『You should toss out their personal belongings.』”
Certainly! But I try not to let it stop me from loving all people. Giving them the chance to be loved.
You sound like you're a bad sort. Maybe you've had it real rough. You don't gotta talk about it if you don't want to. I'm here for you, lil' man.
“『Oh, I'll make sure you regret that decision in due time, buddy! If someone else doesn't before I do. Chances are high you'll experience some kind of regret eventually, though! But I will be the one working to cause it actively, instead of incidentally.』”
"Hah! Who says we can't? Deep Cut does whatever we want! And I wanna do both. Sing-off AND a dance battle to the death!"
The way she saw it, if she was going to have competition, then she had to take a stand as soon as possible to keep them on their toes! What good was a rival who couldn't keep up the beat?
Challenge glimmering in the points of her sharp, fanged smile, the eels bared their own teeth from their spots floating beside her, tails thrashing wildly through the air as they hissed.
"So, last chance! You ready to back out? Or are you gonna tangle with me and the crew?"
“『I feel as though this situation is escalating by the second for no reason??? But if that's the way you want to play it, then fine. Don't say I didn't warn you! Now, prepare yourself to face the very meaning of horror and despair. You will experience a fate worse than death. Worse than an eternity of sorrow and torment! BEHOLD!!!』”
“『Well? Are you afraid?』”
There was no possible way that this was going to end well.
"I'm fairly certain that's not how Troll Bioogy works, but whatever makes you feel better!" Ah, Kumagawa's antics were the same as ever- some things really didn't ever change. It feels as though his attempts at insults are falling more flat than they used to though- whether it's your newfound years or his you aren't sure. It doesn't really matter. He doesn't really matter.
Not the way he probably wants to, at least.
"Oh. Seriously?" And there it is indeed.
Aradia blinks, and in the next moment, the space between them is gone. She steps forward, and the weight of her psionics weighs on him like a mountain.
"Honestly... couldn't you at least be a little interesting now?" She blinks down at him, slow and judgmental. Not pitying just... disappointed, perhaps.
"Put those things away. If you break something important, I'm not getting punished along with you."
“『Oof--』”
That went about as well as it could have. Better, really. He'd dealt with worse for his ill-timed attempts at harming others during his time here. Though, considering her dislike for him, there was a chance that that might have been on purpose. After all, it was usually pretty obvious when he was looking to push someone's buttons and she'd grown to show less and less frustration the longer she'd been exposed to him back in the day.
Or, maybe he was just losing his touch. Not trying hard enough. Either or.
“『Well now I have to break something on purpose. You know that, right? And I will! As soon as I can feel my bones again. Breaking people's bones is rude, you know? This is a troll thing, isn't it? Being rude and inconsiderate of people's feelings! For shame!!』”
Well this turned out far worse then he expected, but alas living for so long he knew what to do.
Fire hydrant is a go as foam covers the other in their entirety. It seems gallagher is cool as a cucumber the longer he stays in this reality.
"How about a phony negroni for your trouble?" [note it is a fake alcohol]
“『As long as you don't burn everything to the ground again. How did you even manage to do that! I'd never do something that absurd.』”
It seems he's already shifted the blame of what happened onto his new acquaintance. More than likely to protect his own pride. Good thing no one else had been around to see the embarrassing display or he'd never be able to live it down!
Oh, she couldn't pass up an opportunity as golden as this against someone who was so willing to challenge her right back, especially with his claims to fame and what she saw as her turf making it all too easy to spark her competitive fire to life. Bright eyes lit up with pure delight, energy and enthusiasm palpable behind an exaggerated sneer.
"Oho? You lookin' for a dance battle to the death so fast? I like your style!"
A sharp whistle to the air, and then:
"EELS, GET YOUR WRIGGLY BUTTS OUT HERE!"
Sure, she only had the two of them by her side at the moment... but she was confident those two were all she'd need. Her bond with them was strong, and after all, she knew how to talk with her fists too!
“『.. Eh?』”
It takes a while for him to react to what he was seeing unfold. Honestly, any rational person would probably take even longer to process the sight of it and accept it as reality. His expression seemed to scream 'Why is she so weirdly excited about this? Why are there eels here suddenly? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'TO THE DEATH'?
“『What are you even doing?! I thought you were going to sing a song or something! Or do some kind of comedy routine! You can't just threaten someone with physical violence! What are you, some kind of hooligan?! A deviant?!』”
"Well that's why we just use the phone. I mean it's there for a reason is it not?" The quality could have definitely been better but she doubted anyone was really going to care too much. And if they did that was on them for caring too much about an impromptu event like this.
"Especially you Director. If I handed this off I'm pretty sure you'd manage to blow yourself up. Or it'd just fall on ya' and you cry till I picked it up off." Either sounded amusing, though the former marginally so.
"Oh and I don't have a permit. Who cares about that."
“『You know me better than most people. Which is scary! Usually it's the other way around!』”
Which is still an unsettling thought, given she seemed more and more like the kind of person he should know. But now isn't the time for such things. He wanted a distraction and by god he's going to get one! Even if it came at the expense of thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of property damage.
“『Fine, I'll let you handle blowing stuff up. But you better make it cool! And strike a pose or say something cool when you do it. Viewers aren't going to care unless we leave an impression on them!』”
Pretty sure blowing anything up is going to leave an impression!
I sure am! I love meeting new people, especially when they're eccentric and nice like you! You seem like a polite young man, sorry that it seems like you've been around for so long. At your age, you should be out having fun, not trapped in an extra-dimensional space!
“『.. You get bamboozled a lot, don't you?』”
It almost didn't even feel worth trying to pull the wool over their eyes. Either they were too trusting or too kind. The former could still have made for an amusing time, but the latter? Danger signals were already flashing in his head. He was starting to doubt whether he could get under their skin.
“『There isn't much fun to be had, whether I'm here or not. So being trapped on wacky woohoo island doesn't make much of a difference! Before long everyone else'll grow numb to it all too. Or disappear. One or the other.』”
A dark age that must never be remembered.
But soon, shall rise again.
"Hey you were the one who said it to me! Not my fault you didn't know what you were dealing with."
And really did he think what she had on her back was just a prop? It looked pretty realistic to her but most people probably didn't realize she could actually shoot something out of it.
"Take a look at this bad boy! Can shoot whatever you want so long as the target doesn't have some inflamable material to it. Or some anti-explosive defense."
“『.. Do you even have a permit for that?』”
Well it beats finding a canister of gasoline, at least. He makes a mental note to at least try not to antagonize this one too much. Being blown up was probably one of the worst things to have to deal with. A close second to being cut in half, believe it or not.
“『In that case it's time to find us the perfect target! I wish I still had my camera. This would have made for an amazing skit on my tv show!』”
"Yeah? 'Cause last time I checked, me and Shiver are on top. And we DO got our own show to prove it!"
If there was going to be even more competition hanging around the airwaves, she needed to make sure their place was known!
“『What's that? You trying to move in on my turf?! I'll have you know that I am THE number 1 celebrity in this city! Everyone watched my show all the time!』”
They really didn't. It was more like he kept causing incidents that forced everyone to have to see him. But he wasn't about to let facts get in the way of his boasting.
“『If you want to challenge me, you'll have to prove you can back up all that talk. Show me what you've got, munchkin!』”
