You can't stand under my umbrella

I chase clouds. I'm an advocate for mozzarella cheese. Even my name rhymes with mozzarella. Anyway. I like saying 'anyway'. Sometimes I don't capitalize letters. And I still don't know how to; use a semi-colon.

[misterfishy]

The last of the fucks I'm going to give.

I get it, you guys don't like me and you don't have to, because I left. I'm happy now, everyone's happy and I don't really mind cutting ties coz I'm really happy where I am now. 

I'm now with people who are on the same wavelength as I am. Now I realize that I have made so many wrong choices before. Including choice of crowd. But that's nobody's fault, the differences might've been too much and that can't be helped, can it? 

But talking about me, how you guys 'don't like me' to certain people outside of the circle of friends is not what I expected. A what, third degree common friend met with my bestfriend for the first time today and actually talked about my past fling with a certain guy and how "wild" I was when we ended it? And how you guys did not like me anymore? Labo, bat umabot sa kanya. I'm not even tight with this guy and yet he ends up telling my whole biography to my own bestfriend? Bakit? Bakit kelangan umabot sa ibang grupo ang isyu-isyuhan natin? I don't get it.

You know what, I was getting along fine, I like my social life better now than before and then I hear this. Why did I let such people into my life? So that they can talk about my mistakes and blunders after cutting ties? Maybe I had a fault there too, maybe I was just too open about my life but come on, do you really have to talk about me all the time? To all people who know me? 

I'm not going to say harsh words because I honestly don't have anything bad to say but I don't know, at least y'all could've had to the guts to face me and tell me I'm not so likeable? Unfollowing me, make parinig on Twitter, that doesn't count. Now me writing this post is sort of an equivalent retaliation. I'm not facing any of you either. I'm done. Continue talking about me to other people though, it makes me feel so important. 

So go ahead. Laugh together (because I know how you guys are), post this on your facebook group, BBM each other, I genuinely don't care anymore. You know why? Because I am totally erasing every single one of you. From my life. Everybody's happy, yeah?

Pa-cool ako. Nakakairita ako. I create unnecessary drama. Pok pok ako. Ok na, ok na? I'm posting these words for the public to see so that you can stop making an effort of telling other people that. I'll do it myself. See, I'm helpful!

So that's enough. You can all go back to your high school ways and your high school jokes and stay there. You guys ever think why there are like what, three of us that left? I don't know, maybe amidst all your super perfection and your super beautiful selves there's something wrong? I dunno, I dunno. Just a hunch.

I've never felt so free in my life right now. This is my last post and I'm bound to make another account anyway. 

I'm gonna miss this blog though.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

[ponyta]

omg i thought this was a meme at first

[johnnyboyxo]

[thedailywhat]

Drinking Game of the Day: Thanks to Tumblr, there’s a new drinking game in town. The rules couldn’t be more simple. [buzzfeed]

[thats-so-meme]

[tastefullyoffensive]

thats-so-meme:

[suggamiin]

[tripprincess]

[solongfarewell42069]

While browsing through the family photo album, Lisa notices that there are no baby pictures of Maggie. Homer explains by recounting the story of Maggie’s birth. In 1993, Homer hated working at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, and had a dream of working at a bowling alley. After he received a paycheck that cleared him of all his debts, he quit his job at the power plant, and went to get a job at the local bowling alley.

When Homer and Marge “snuggled” to celebrate this development, she became pregnant. Marge knew that the news would end Homer’s new lifestyle and affect his happiness, because it meant he could no longer support his family on his bowling alley salary. Marge kept her pregnancy a secret as long as she could, but Patty and Selma, eager to ruin Homer’s life, spread the news quickly around town.

Homer was not happy when he found out about Marge’s pregnancy, and was completely unenthusiastic about the impending birth. Because of the financial problems caused by the pregnancy, Homer was forced to make a sacrifice and go back to the power plant. However, Mr. Burns made Homer beg for his job back, and placed a large plaque in front of Homer’s desk reading: “Don’t forget: you’re here forever”. Homer was once again unhappy at his work, but as with all the Simpson children, when Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. Back in the present, Bart and Lisa still do not understand what that has to do with Maggie’s photos. Homer merely mentions that they are in the place where he needs them the most. The scene then cuts to his workplace where all of the photos of Maggie are positioned on the plaque on the wall, which now reads: “Do it for her”.

[thatbatman-blog]

[misterfishy]

Everyone who watched this episode cried. :'(

[misterfishy]

One Tree Hill re-enacting memorable scenes from Sixteen Candles

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[joieannesophie]

Anyare Fridays?

We were just out celebrating Rai’s Solar Birthday around our building and the next thing we knew, we were driving ourselves to Fort. Yet another batch of Anyare Fridays feat. the four of us.

Moral Lesson:

Drunk people will go places.

[cajunboy-deactivated20180808]

[selinakylv]

[thefrogman]

Neil Armstrong 1930 - 2012

Neil Armstrong was a test pilot, aerospace engineer, and he walked on the moon. He was a stellar combination of brains and brawn and his courage was unmatched. He was truly one of the greatest inspirations of our time. As is tradition, he will live on as a Jedi spirit. Rest in peace. 

[princessdianafrances]

[insideonemind-deactivated202106]

It’s hard to maintain that military composure when one’s granny is inspecting! 

I love how all the others are like ‘It’s the Queen I need to stand straighter and be more professional than I’ve ever been in my entire life’ and William and Harry are just like ‘lol hi Gran!’

[syndergaarden]

FOREVER REBLOG

[kit-moosebuckle]

I like to think she tries to make them laugh. 

[thefoxxybenedict-deactivated201]

[sexytardis]

Reblogging because SHE’S ACTUALLY SMILING

[theoriginalspike]

Also Harry’s face.

[smokedalotofsky-drankalotofrain]

She might be the Queen, but she’s also a fucking grandma. Grandma’s never fail to embarras their grandchildren, lol they’re adorable.

[itssesp-deactivated20190814]

[laugh-addict]

Click for a laugh!!:D