Broken & Fucked

Stephanie. I dunno what to do with my life. Send help.

[sayruq]

[cottoncandylesbo]

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yall the comedy wildlife photography results are coming out atm and

look

LOOK AT THIS LIL MAN

THANK YOU BRIAN MATTHEWS HOLY SHIT HES GOT SUCH A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

[tunnaa-unnaa]

It's a crime not to link the whole thing, they are all fantastic! https://www.comedywildlifephoto.com/gallery/finalists/2023_finalists.php

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Bonk

[teaboot]

Personal fave

[teabree-shark]

Jessie what the fuck are you talking about

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[memeuplift]

[klinefelterrible]

It's because they're frogs

[aflo]

[defectivegembrain]

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

[defectivegembrain]

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that

[ms-demeanor]

hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?

[ms-demeanor]

i realized that i like the format because it's the exact opposite of the recipe blogs with 1000 words before they get to an ingredient list.

[nativenews]

A genocide researcher who is also a genocide survivor is rejected for job because of her evidence-based posts on an ongoing genocide.

[gael-garcia]

Colombia!!!

[gael-garcia]

update:

[gael-garcia]

Lula for Brazil 🇧🇷

[arabian-knight]

And yet again the "backwards underdeveloped countries" are the only ones with a fucking spine and moral fiber on earth

[death-to-the-usa]

the Brazilian foreign minister, in the UN Security Council, warned that the UN will be "remembered—and blamed—for it's inaction and apparent unwillingness in stopping this bloodshed"

[woolandflax]

Let’s make a floor plan for a house! How much space should we dedicate to each room? Vote to make a room larger.

Master bedroom

2nd bedroom

Guest bedroom

Bathroom 1

Bathroom 2

Kitchen

Dining room

Living room

Laundry room

Voting ended onJun 3, 2023

[woolandflax]

Our beautiful home

[reve-nant-deactivated20251231]

after a long day of doing laundry for the entire neighborhood, i walk into my kitchen and cook an amazing gourmet feast, which i then eat entirely while crouched in the corner set aside for dining. afterwards, i tuck my son into solitary confinement before making the long trek down the master bedroom hallway to bed, where i settle in with my wife who just finished bathing in our second bathroom's indoor swimming pool

[tamarrud]

The Qatananis. The Abu Daqgas. The Al-Zaneens. The Chaabans. The Al-Attars. The Tahraouis. The Abu Hilals. The Al-Madhouns. Abu Zheir al-Lahham's family. Nasser Shamlakh's family. The Kulks. The Abu al-Oufs. The Halawas. The Saftaouis. The Azaize family. The Naffars.

These family names are amongst the families that were wiped out as a result of Israeli shelling and targeting of civilians of Gaza just during the past week.

It's reported that over 50 entire families, with multiple generations, have been wiped off the civil registry.

The word for this is genocide.

[tracfone]

LOVE WINS???!?!??!?!

[catadromously]

the dubious philosophy of salmon

[catadromously]

the number of people who have looked at this is officially too large a number

[palaeosinensis]

This will never stop being unspeakably beautiful or moving me to tears.

[kvothes]

poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that

[praguehead]

"Fluid as water, brilliant as silver, heavier than lead, mercury spills through a mine worker's fingers."

National Geographic

October 1972

ph. Robert W. Madden

[transmortifried]

[cannibalchicken]