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These humans won’t let me rub anything!

My eyes and my butt itch! I DON’T HAVE THUMBS!!

I am one handsome mother fucker.

This fuckin human...

They wash off my hard-earned dirt smell, then got mad when I tried to build it back up by rubbing in the dirt

These humans make no sense!

Bitty and I meditated with my human today

It was fun, until my other human yelled at me for peeing on the plants

My human thinks it’s funny to tease me...

She knows how much I love white cheddar

I sniffed FIVE different dog butts today.

FIVE!!!

MY BUTT ITCHES

My dawg Bitty pulled through. We back at it again.

Raining and BOOM BOOM thunder on and off all day.

When will this hell cease?

Honestly? I look hot in these boots.

Right after they took this picture, I rubbed my body all over the grass.

That’ll show ‘em

This is my begging face, I’ve honed this face over many years. Gets me food at least 55% of the time.

If that doesn’t work, I just put my head down and look sad.

BOOM BOOM BOOM

all the time with the BOOM BOOM

Heh..look what I did to their chair.

My humans changed my fucking food again. They know I like the beneful; why can’t we just keep it simple?

Why can’t they just give me chicken all the time?

Dogus with a Blogus