Dogus with a Blogus

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These humans won’t let me rub anything!

My eyes and my butt itch! I DON’T HAVE THUMBS!!

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I am one handsome mother fucker.

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This fuckin human...

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They wash off my hard-earned dirt smell, then got mad when I tried to build it back up by rubbing in the dirt

These humans make no sense!

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Bitty and I meditated with my human today

It was fun, until my other human yelled at me for peeing on the plants

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My human thinks it’s funny to tease me...

She knows how much I love white cheddar

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I sniffed FIVE different dog butts today. 

FIVE!!!

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MY BUTT ITCHES

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My dawg Bitty pulled through. We back at it again.

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Raining and BOOM BOOM thunder on and off all day.

When will this hell cease?

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Honestly? I look hot in these boots.

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Right after they took this picture, I rubbed my body all over the grass.

That’ll show ‘em

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This is my begging face, I’ve honed this face over many years. Gets me food at least 55% of the time.

If that doesn’t work, I just put my head down and look sad.

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BOOM BOOM BOOM

all the time with the BOOM BOOM

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Heh..look what I did to their chair.

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My humans changed my fucking food again. They know I like the beneful; why can’t we just keep it simple?

Why can’t they just give me chicken all the time?