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Johnny Magehands is my Dungeons & Dragons character. Here him. My handsome son.
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In this webpage how do I make tweets stick to this page thankyou..
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Cave Jr.
Me am teenage cave boy. Me like wear baggy loincloth. Cave mom and cave dad not understand baggy loincloth. Them not like self expression. Me reject cave parent lifestyle. Me am rebel.
Me like hide in bed cave. Not come out. Me keep naked cave drawing under rock slab bed. Cave parent not can find. Me am clever.
Me not need cave parent. Me am self sufficient. Me prove independence from cave parent tyranny. Me reject cave parent toilet hole. Pee out bed cave window instead.
Me not like cave girl. Me get wicked brontosaurus boner one time. Cave girl see and laugh and attack with sharp rock. Why?! Me not am do on purpose! Cave girl am brontosaurus bitch.
Me say ‘fuck’ at cave family function. Me am cave grounded for life. Me not am care. Me am cool fuck-sayer cave boy. Me am sexy and mysterious. You want date me.
Ted-Play
Oh, no. That attractive man is suddenly looking my way. Shit… SHIT. I gotta act fast… I got it. I’ll just pretend to die. Wait… or should I pretend to be dead, instead? Damn. I hate thinking. I guess I’ll just compromise and pretend to be Ted.
You know, it’s been quite a while since I’ve done some Ted role-play. Hmm, yes… I am far overdue for another Ted-play session.
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Excuse me, sir. I’m terribly sorry to bother you, but by any chance does your name happen to be… Ted?
Uh, yes, my name does happen to be Ted. Haha! Just how in tarnation did you manage to guess my name, stranger?
Well, it just so happens that my name is Ted, too! About a minute ago, I sensed your aura from that news stand just across the street there. I just couldn’t help myself - my Ted Senses™ were so agitated over you that I just had to come over and confirm it for myself!
Ha! Well, shoot! Seems like you got some keen senses there, Ted.
(Both men laugh for about four seconds)
You know what, Ted?
What, Ted?
I feel like you and me got this - I don’t know, like some kind of connection. Like something really special going on between the two of us. You know what I mean, Ted?
I reckon you may be onto something there, Ted.
Yeah I mean, like… hey. Ted. I just got this completely bonkers idea. And I get the feeling that you’re totally gonna love it!
Well you know I’m always down to clown, Ted!
Yeah! That’s the Ted I know and love. Like, ‘sex’ kind of love. You get what I mean, right Ted?
Haha, what-
So how about you give me your phone?
Uh, haha… you mean my phone number?
No, Ted. I mean your phone. Your mobile device. Give it to me.
Ha- huh?
Actually, why don’t you just empty all your pockets for me right here. And before you ask - yes, this is a real gun.
Might die, guys.
I am sorry, everyone. I don’t know how else to break it to you all, so I’m just gonna come out and say it.
It has recently come to my attention that I may eventually die.
I don’t really know what all this means, but I thought I should still let all of you know.
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Listen, if you do not regularly cosplay as monster boys, then we cannot be internet friends. I am sorry. By the way, Mcnasty is a gift unto this world. The boy is blessed. 👌
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