Tfw you're agressively German but you don't know a word of German because your German father couldn't speak German because his grandfather never spoke German in front of him and so you learn French instead but say it with some sort of tone that makes everybody thinks you're speaking German??????
hey can we get some headcanons on some the characters in your "breakfast au"?????? i am really interested in what you have!!
WOOO alright guys, buckle up and prepare for the longest fucking post ever kids!! I’ll have it all below the cut, but now you got me all “FUCK I GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY”
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Hamilton: Hamilton is a fucking major caffeine addict and writes well cited papers with great evidence for his classes in a matter of hours, but this boy literally has no chill when it comes to giving speeches in his debating class. Prof. Washington has literally had to yank Hamilton out of the room multiple times because he went a little too far. He once roasted himself in the middle of one of his classes in highschool and had a nervous breakdown. He never did it again until he cheated on Eliza. Hamilton is working on getting his masters in law.
Jefferson: Oh god, just wait until you get this boy talking. He is the sassiest kid in his classes, is an honor roll student with straight A’s and only ever gets in trouble for insulting people via speech in class or threatening people. He once ate an octopus that was still moving at a Japanese restaurant and freaked out because it splashed soy sauce on his favorite shirt. He’s working towards a degree in fashion, but his main goal is to masters in law.
Madison: James is asexual, demiromantic, FtM trans and has punched many people for misgendering him. James is embarrassed occasionally when Thomas calls him “Jemmy” because that was his pet name from when the two of them were going out. James isn’t exactly a fan of children, but when he meets really adorable and well behaved child- oh god, he just loses his shit because he thinks they’re the cutest things on earth. James starts getting called “Jemmy” again when he meets his boyfriend, and it’s embarrassing sometimes, but he lets it happen. He’s 1000000% done with Jefferson and Hamilton’s shit most of the time. He currently has his bachelors in law.
Maria: Maria is an angel, and if her ex-boyfriend wasn’t such a dick, she would have graduated college by now. But no, she ended up pregnant in highschool and didn’t get to go to college until she could afford a god forsaken babysitter. That babysitter just ended up being Elizabeth Schuyler, who stayed with her no matter what when her former boyfriend, now husband whored her out to some dudes he knew. Afterwards, he then got her to sleep with Eliza’s boyfriend at the time, Alexander, and then Eliza lost her shit with Alex when she found out. She proceeded to dump Alexander and then helped Maria to divorce her husband so the two of them could be together instead. She’s currently in college to become a professional actress.
Eliza: Eliza is an angel. She’s the sweetest girlfriend ever and Maria is super fortunate to have ever met her. She adores children and is now an employee at a bakery uptown, where she works with Samuel Seabury(one of her BFFs). She loves her job and is saving up to go to a cooking arts university.
Laurens: Good lord, John is a huge animal enthusiast and a baseball player. He attends every baseball game he’s not allowed to participate in because of getting hurt or something during a previous game. He’s currently in a very happy relationship with Lafayette and Hercules and is the “sinner” who always drags his boyfriends out for drinks in the middle of the night before finals. Tbh, he just wants to be a professional baseball player
Lafayette: Lafayette is constantly going back and forth between France and America because his family is always asking to see him and wondering when he’s going to have another break from college because the family misses him. They also have a lot of school spirit, and should never be given the chance to go trick-or-treating with children because he will eat everything that he gets ahold of. Of course, they’re non-binary on the gender spectrum and prefer he/they pronouns. They also wore a dress to their senior prom because “why the hell not” as they had put it when their boyfriends asked why. Lafayette has his bachelors in music at the moment and is working on getting his masters in musical theatre.
Hercules: Hercules is a hopeless romantic and will do just about anything for his boyfriends. One time, he asked what they wanted for Christmas and ended up booking a zoo for an entire Christmas Day because neither of them had been to a zoo. He’s working on getting a major in tailoring.
Angelica: Honestly, Angelica is one of those feminists who stay up all night on a blog, drinking starbucks and ranting about jerks in her school. She has a job at the cafe uptown but only works the graveyard there. Angelica is a huge nerd with straight A’s but was in like, three fights her senior year of highschool. She’s working on getting a degree to become a PE teacher.
Peggy: She’s just here to have a good time and stress out with everybody else in her classes. Believe it or not, she’s the most popular girl at her university, but she has no clue what sort of goddamn college education she wants just yet.
George III: George goes to that really hard to get into private Christian academy across the street from everybody else. He’s a total brat and has a massive crush Aaron, Charles, and Samuel even though they go to that “queer school” across the street. He has some internalized homophobia and is that really preppy rich guy who’s all buddied up in a house with a preppy rich girl because he needs a place to stay while he’s in America and refuses to sleep in an apartment or something. He’s working towards getting a masters in accounting.
Washington: He’s the debate class professor and the former principal of the High School downtown, where his wife currently works as the dean. He acts really harsh a lot of the time but he honestly loves everybody in his class… Even though they’re a bunch of assholes to each other.
Burr: Aaron just needs a break from everything…… everybody wants him to just curl up in a ditch and cry but Charles and Sam are there to help him out most of the time. They love him lots and give him what he needs. He’s working on getting a masters in law
Lee: Charles is the sassiest sasser to ever sass I swear to fuck. Not only that, but he’s a dog enthusiast and is currently the president of the “Puppies Need Love” club at the university. He’s a major hipster, owns 6 dogs and is on his way to getting an animal shelter build on the campus. He loves animals as much as he loves Aaron and Sam, but dogs have always been preferred over all other animals. He’s working on getting his degree to become a veterinarian.
Samuel: Sam’s a brat and he loves Aaron and Charles but they just need to understand that he just sometimes cannot chill about what goes down at the school. He’s a vegan, a feminist, and a loser who occasionally shitposts on tumblr. He currently holds a job at a bakery with his BFF, Eliza. He makes a lot of aesthetics and is a huge fan of anime(specifically Hetalia and Death Note) and watches it with Eliza occasionally. He’s working on becoming a stand up comedian and a public speaker.
(Caleb and Ben are from TURN: Washington’s Spies, but I couldn’t NOT include them!! They’re my one of my OTPs and had been very seriously involved with the American Revolution)
Caleb: Caleb’s leader of the cooking club, and captain of the football team. He’s a huge geek and watches a lot of anime, horror movies, and action packed TV shows. He enjoys a good laugh and goes out drinking a lot, but he always manages to pull himself together for his classes. He’s sleep deprived sometimes, burly, and rough spoken, and he just loves Ben lots. He’s working to getting his degree in culinary arts.
Ben: Let it be known, Ben is an angel. Whenever they need a backup for cheerleading, he’s got it! He enjoys cheerleading and Caleb pokes fun at him constantly for it, but that’s okay because he knows Caleb does it out of love! Ben is a really hard worker and is always doing something productive, and because of this he never has time to spend with his boyfriend… So Caleb always does something to distract him or grab his attention, and Ben does something besides work for once since Caleb insists he needs a break from work! He’s currently has a bachelors in accounting, and is working on getting a masters in law.
Your first chapter to Your Aquaintance was super well written and your characterization was really good °v° I can't wait for the next chapter!!
Oml!!! Thank you so much!!! I’m really excited to release the next chapter tbh because I have this secret OTP between one of my own characters and James Madison and its just genuinely a good time for me!!! Theyre a cute couple and the next chapter will be just-UghhhhOh my godJust sooooo good. I’m having a lot of fun writing it, especially since a few more new characters show up in chapter two besides James!Really pumped to write this!!!
James is 1000000% done with Jefferson and Hamilton's shit most of the time in the Breakfast AU tbh His bad health also does not help his poor weak hearted boyfriend