oh no

after five drinks at 2 pm Cleveland is exactly the same as LA or London.

[misternopants]

its always okay to dunk a terfs head underwater as a prank. just for a little while and then when the bubbles stop you can let them up. as a prank.

[slayer-barbie]

So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry? 

Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values (1993)

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[orcboxer]

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

[sacred-portal]

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[vrumblr]

He will not be exiled again

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

[misternopants]

[watching a YouTube workout video]

"Okay! This is a nice easy morning workout! Just roll out of bed and get ready for the day!"

"...Okay! That was our workout! Now you're ready for your day!"

[just panting on yoga mat unable to stand up]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

your parents signed up to love you unconditionally when they became parents. it’s not your fault if they failed at that. the child is not to blame for not receiving the love they deserve, because it was never their job to earn it.

[misternopants]

so touch starved I might go to the sketchy walmart to get trampled

[classichorrorshit]

[jame7t]

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

[wizard-eater]

[revcleo]

[revcleo]

[elaboratingisfortheweak]

Yeah this'll fuel my will to live for a bit

[jack-roscoe]

[effervescentluminescence]

Kate Bush—outtakes from Hounds of Love album cover shoot

[crepusculescence]

— Passage from The Atlas Six by Olivie Blake

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[randomalistic]

Rare occasion where twitter elevates something beautiful

[gravityjunior]

Smh you guys can't just leave out this amazing addition that op made

[heavenhillgirl]

[bob-belcher]

Toy Story 4 (2019) dir. Josh Cooley