do i have to wear pants??

30. always hungry.//give me your tired, your poor...your cole slaw// pb&js 4 LOIF. fell for ai cars 💔

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

[dirty]

Some souls feel each other, even miles apart

[nezu-mi]

been trying to keep it together since I was 8

[apnourry]

does anyone have mattress recommendations of any kind?????I can’t spend MONEYYYYYY but like…I have to buy a mattress so….places/brands that have worked out well or lasted or yada yada

[sportsthoughts]

holding onto the liney for dear life

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[thewanderingspaceman-deactivate]

[segamascott]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[monochrome-stars]

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[badtundra]

as my final act of love, i’ll stop bothering you.

[userlovesbeingused]

:)

[agnes-nielsens]

you're telling me this hole is significant to the plot?

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 3 hours 18 minutes

[starrynet]

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[apnourry]

you’re in his dms, I’m standing around idly while he loads the mags for me at the range

[knownqueerbaiter]

my most wild and fanciful dream is that customers will learn to read