Stabby Cat Times

I'm pretty easily spooked, so if you wanna chat, you probably need to reach out first. Otherwise, nice to meet you!♡ (Btw I run a side selfship blog called sunny-in-love so if you get random rbs from there thats me) I'm a 27 year old trans dude, he/they. (asexual/fictoromantic)

[cparti-mkiki]

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?

[puthy]

how you can tell the post is really bad

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

[barbeloth]

man come on

[sugarsylvie]

He doesn't like the cone...

[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[demilypyro]

the gang talking about the digital circus finale

the amazing digital censored file

[catasters]

[mmy7souvlaki]

i think everyone needs to see this

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[wasteofprotons]

ℹ️ Internet checkpoint reached! Take a break to pet and cuddle dragons.

[imathers]

[prguitarman]

Good morning ✨

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[hellsitegenetics]

im a big fan of how entering "homo" into BLAST's organism-specific search field will show you every way a scientist has ever typo'd homo sapiens

[littjara-mirrorlake]

in the searched field. straight up "homoing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My sapients

[lastvalyrian]

sorry liberals, there are only three sexualities: homo, pan, and gorilla

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]

[exeggcute]

real talk I will never ever be able to leave tumblr because there is no other website where shit like this happens on a consistent basis

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[the-quasar-hero]

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Look at how this vinyl siding just, like melted, and flopped down in one piece, window and all.

[certified-cervid]

ive hired this thing to paw at you

[depsidase]