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this blog deals in a lot of unreality as we are playing as wizards and committing to the bit. proceed with caution.

[wizard-eater]

Pinned post time!

All wizard stuff is under wizardblogging. Which is like, the majority of this blog, but anyways.

Wizard art is under wizart!

My wizard art is under eater draws

My animations are under eater animates

Fanart of my sona will be under eater fanart

Wizard lore is under wizard lore

Wizard rp will be under wizard rp

Orbs will be under orbs [🚧under construction🚧]

Spells will be under spells [🚧under construction🚧]

Potions will be under potions [🚧under construction🚧]

Wizardly gifs will be under wizard gifs

Wizard aesthetic stuff is under wizard inspo

I'll try to tag things correctly but sometimes things slip through the cracks

You'll find all the aforementioned tags right down there on this post to allow you an easy gateway to those tags!

[prokopetz]

Daily affirmations:

What is this place?

What manner of creature are you?

What sorcery is this?

[fuzzytheduck]

who goes there?

who sent you?

who dares disturb my slumber?

[hummingbird-hunter]

Hapy priiiiee month. Today you Kill

[joeyclaire]

[lillie-garden]

the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.

[lillie-garden]

"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"

you would not last 1 day in customer service

[redwaltz]

No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.

[lillie-garden]

See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.

[lillie-garden]

clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.

[helpeverythingiscats]

I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy

[lillie-garden]

hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser

[helpeverythingiscats]

[gavamont]

[gavamont-clone-1]

More like Milf's Monster Manual, amirite????

[gavamont-clone-2]

Or Dilf’s Monster Manual if you’re on the minotaur page.

[gavamont-clone-1]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T SEE THE MINOMILF

[gavamont-clone-1]

But the male minotaurs are hot too, of course.

[gavamont]

And the oozes? Thilf’s in my opinion.

[jimkinnz]

love a good ooze• some of my best friends are slimes• sexy people•

[gavamont]

Once you go amorphous

It’s your number one interest

[definitely-not-several-bugs]

The spell master: God damn it, where on earth is my magic crystal ball????

The suspiciously hungry and round bug:

[coyotebabe-deactivated20230727]

[zsh-official]

[shencomix]

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[the-punforgiven]

Strip poker at the knights order sucks ass this shit takes forever and we're running out of space on the table

Guy next to me took off one bessagew and you can't even see their face but you can feel their smug-ass grin beneath it

[loth-caatgirl]

[itsapmseymour]

Found this today 👁️🌕

[anglaised]

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

[anglaised]

actually im inclined to agree

[kevinbparry]

Wizard bakes a cake

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man