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@misterspookyghostboy97
me 3 days into quarantine
Welcome fellow dad.
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Hawkeâs companions are actually friends by the end of the game. You canât go 7 years fighting beside someone and hate their guts 100% of the time. Thatâs exhausting. I think that the banters we hear, where they say horrible things to each other, are really their âgreatest hitsâ of arguments, as told by Varric.  Thereâs many more moments where Fenris and Merrill commiserate over the dangers of shoelessness or Anders and Sebastian get giggly from a bad pun. Maybe theyâre not BFFs 4eva but they can definitely sit down to a nice meal together and say âpass the butterâ without tearing each othersâ throats out.
The hostility between Hawkeâs companions in Dragon Age 2 makes a bit more sense when you remember that the whole game is told from Varricâs perspective and he has to keep audiences engaged with juicy drama.Â
Like @uchidachi says in this post (x), âYou canât go 7 years fighting beside someone and hate their guts 100% of the time. Thatâs exhausting.â
arthur without his top:
arthur with his top:
Can i personally identify with this
npc after arthur goes way out of his way to help them for a meager reward, likely risking his life and probably getting shot in the process: thank you sir! youâre a good man!
arthur, immediately: no. i am a devil man. an absolute bastard. a no good, dirty bottom feeder. you see, i shoot people sometimes. im a bad man. absolutely awful. did you know I shoot people. im an evil bastard that throws dirt at babies. i am a devil reincarnate. im just an awful, no good, dirty boy. did i mention i sho
Me: yeah I love team-based rpgs!
Also me: *completely forgets that I am supposed to use my companions to my advantage*
Me playing through a game for the 4987623000th time and trying to be surprised by the plot twists
DOS2 Beast Appreciation Post
It looks to me like Beast is the least-liked Origin character overall but, even though itâs really hard for me to choose just one, I think heâs my favorite. I wanted to talk a little bit about why that is because I think heâs awesome and Iâm so glad heâs in the game! I donât expect to change anyoneâs mind but I think his storyâs really interesting and nobodyâs talking about it, so somebody has to!
Beast starts out in a weird place compared to the other Origin characters. In a game where the main characters all seem to struggle with atoning for past mistakes or deciding whether to be selfish or selfless, Beast appears willing to go on living his life despite his first rebellion failing, and he has already dedicated himself to helping others and saving his people. He actually explains that he was sent to Fort Joy because he sacrificed himself to save the crew of the Wavedancer.
Instead, Beastâs story is about his insecurity and low self-esteem. In his persona, Beast, he seems proud and heroic, but he keeps emotionally distant from others. People spread bizarre rumors about him while not connecting with him as a person. Beastâs actual emotional state is pretty clearly depressed. He doesnât view himself as the hero the dwarven people sing aboutâhe sees himself as just some guy with more baggage than he wants. In fact, he seems to see himself and the Beast as two different people. In fact, Isbeil and Justinia both call him a beast as an insult, and this detail combined with Beastâs rambunctious childhood shows he named himself after an insult used by the royal family.
A great moment that indicates all of this is when Beast recounts the tale of how he got arrested and sent to Fort Joy, he begins by boasting about how self-sacrificing he is, but then abruptly cuts himself off and says heâs NOT a hero and was just shackled like the beast he is. He gives all the credit to his crew, which makes no logical sense for him to do.
In fact, when the Voidwoken and the God-King (in the form of that scarecrow) tempt and taunt Beast, they talk about how only they know his âworthâ and how he does so much for others and needs to think about himself for once, which shows this reading was intended.
Another thing I noticed is that Beast talks the least and has the fewest dialogue options out of the Origin characters, and when he does talk itâs usually about his mission. However, whenever he does tell a storyâand storytelling is something he clearly lovesâhe tends to apologize for talking too much and thinks that he should stop. Even if heâs romanced and the player chooses to have the main character say they love his stories, he doesnât seem to believe it and says he was never listened to when he was growing up.
I think Beast is the epitome of the idea that if you canât love yourself, you canât successfully love others, either. He says he can ânever be freeâ and has to give up his freedom for his people. In Stonegarden, when he talks about the two arguing dwarf spirits, he says that âthe true measure of a heartâ is standing up for everybody, not just those who are closest to you⌠but he doesnât seem to have any respect for himself. In fact, heâs the only Origin character to never say he loves the main character when romancedâhe avoids saying it and says it isnât the right time for the two of them to be happy together because he knows he has to go back and help rebuild the dwarven kingdom, even though itâs blatantly obvious that he wants to be with the main character. I also think heâs the shyest and most nervous of the romance options, often freezing up or getting suddenly quiet in his romantic scenes.
Itâs so refreshing that in a game all about the consequences of your actions, a game thatâs so overwhelmingly dark and provides so many opportunities to be morally despicable, Beast is there as a genuinely tolerant, likable, honest, funny, and heroic character who is a good person but whose faith in himself and ability to be happy was damaged by his past and upbringing. Heâs so different from everyone else and thatâs so cool! I also like that how unhappy he is isnât obvious at first but is clear in retrospect. I was also glad that itâs possible for him to get a happy endingâin my run he quickly realized that the courtly life wasnât right for him and ran back to the Lady Vengeance, then became her captain.
I like to think there is a direct relation between tombstone messages and overall game quality. Divinity: Original Sin slam dunked it
okay so you know how in the goblet of fire thereâs someone who has brought like a huge tent with peacocks walking around and stuff?? is it like universally acknowledged that those belong to the malfoys? because honestly i would be so surprised if that wasnât the caseÂ
ânarcissa we have to bring the peacocks!!! because they are important and without them people might forget how rich we are thatâs whyâ
âlucius weâre not bringing the peacocksâ ânarcissa theyâre family!â
*distressed peacock noises*
*distressed lucius noises*
@william-snekspeare
If Harry Potter had a pet snake this is what it would say every morning to annoy himđđ.
I am slowly dying from how cute this is jfc I canât I just canât, someone pleaseâ Draco spending the night at Harryâs for the first time and shrieking and falling out of the bed when this happens because what the fuck why is there a snake holding an egg next to his head is he dreaming Harry why are you kissing it stop laughing at me I hate you where are my clothes oh my god my boyfriend has a pet snake my boyfriend is Voldemort oh my god my pants are lostâ
xD Oh my God this is too much! WITAF @l0vegl0wsinthedark xD You are too funny xD I canât friggin breathe!
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: Whatâs going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okayâŚwe can fix this, donât cry, see, itâs fine now? Just be more careful when youâre adding the Newtâs eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when heâs dealing with people that claim to know what theyâre doing and clearly dont, when heâs teaching heâs very kind and patient because theyâre still learning.
Heâd probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but heâs still a kid. Itâd be the teachers fucking up that heâd have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!Â
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay:Â How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So youâre going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?Â
Dumbledore: Itâs for the greater good, professor.Â
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoorâs face* What are you?Â
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?Â
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.Â
Okay, now I can reblog it!
@marauders4evr
Fantastic!
@alrightanakin
Iâm in love
I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS
My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.
Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasnât passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.
Itâs clear Gordonâs leg is in pain. Heâs been badly burned without warning. But he doesnât scream. He doesnât yell, not even in pain, and he doesnât go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.
My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasnât my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).
I didnât know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what theyâre feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.
Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.
im going to cry can gordon ramsey be my parent this sound so beautiful
Renaming spells pt. 1
âSwiggity swaggity infinite baggityâ
âNope no more dark light up a sparkâ
'Who what why make that thing flyâ
'Cloud shmoud make my voice loudâ
'Snip snap detecting bullcrapâ
'What a thriller this curse is a killerâ
Or: 'oh my oh my its time to dieâ
'Snick snock open this lockâ
'Dementors go flee patronus be freeâ
'Hip hip hooray now do what i sayâ
'Clipper clopper your skin i chopperâ
'Darkness go boo and light will shooâ
'Log tree stick be an unmoving prickâ
'Gee oh wowie fix that ouwieâ
'Dont want to be seen make me a screenâ
'Dickory dock what time is the clock?â
'This cold is a lot lets make this thing hotâ
'Shweaty shoulders lets make this thing colderâ
'Broken bits this thing we must fixâ
'Time to intrude give me some lubeâ
harry canât duel
harry canât duel
harry cannot duel
he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel
even if heâs dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD
Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:
âHeâs Harry Potter!â
âI know but that doesnât change the fact-â
âHarry! Freaking! Potter!â
âWe still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-â
âWe canât put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!â
âHe only ever uses one spell-â
âYeah, but heâs really good at it.â