A Starship Ranger

[mistiiiih]

i woke up for my 9am lecture and still couldn't go in cause my stomach decided to implode on itself 

[mistiiiih]

TWD S06E15 - a summary

Carol: *runs off to fucking nowhere*

Daryl: *runs off to fucking nowhere*

Half of Alexandria: *runs off to fucking nowhere after Daryl and Carol*

me: 👏 WHY 👏 CAN'T 👏 Y'ALL 👏 JUST 👏 STAY 👏 ON 👏 YOUR 👏 ASSES 👏 FOR 👏 ONCE 👏 FOR 👏 FUCK'S 👏 SAKE 👏

[shejla24]

why does she have 1 black berry and 4 iphones…

[cocaineteas]

[borderlinecat-deactivated201503]

[funny-pictures-uk-deactivated20]

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

[huimangi]

carl grimes in the walking dead season 6b finale promo

[daily-walkers]

You really think you’re gonna take this community away from us?

[vacantness-blog]

[kiszkamoon]

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

[wohoochild]

Anxiety is not being able to sleep Because you said something wrong Two years ago and can’t stop thinking about it.

(via wohoochild)

[funkyforestfire]

Just explained my whole existence.

[englishgradinrepair]

[secretly-a-goner-deactivated201]

I’m so. fucking. tired. Why brain, why??

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[kieraplease]

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

[funeral-clown]

RIGHT SO I JUST FINISHED REWATCHING TANGLED, AND

I just got hit by this realization.

Eugene is telling this as a bedtime story to their kids.

Like, all I could imagine is this adorable little brown haired kid with green eyes sitting in bed watching as he makes this really dramatic face, and begins

“This is the story of how I died!”

and they look a little scared, so he quickly goes

“Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel and it starts with the sun.”

And they both look at Rapunzel real quick because, hey, Mom’s in the story, great!

And by the end they’re both teasing each other and making sappy faces and the kid’s giggling and half asleep and

“There you go, kiddo. That’s the story of how we met. Sweet dreams, sunshine. Tomorrow night we’re gonna tell you the story of how your Aunt Elsa froze her entire fucking country because of her emotional issues.”

“EUGENE!”

“WHAT?”

[confessionalskins]

[sandbitch]

how have i never seen this picture of dan howell before????2?2???2