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Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@gerchak
Old English, why do you have this word? Why?
More dragons back then.
I lost my shit over a pen today like holy shit
You don't understand. It was a 7 function pen!
Someone stole my fucking 7 function pen.
7 FUNCTION PEN HAS RETURNED
@fanotastic what are the functions?
1. It's a pen
2. A mini ruler
3. A level
4. A stylus
5. A FLATHEAD
6. A PHILLIPS HEAD
okay i will bite what is the seventh
7. The backbone of society
I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv
but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol
how many hands you got
two? don’t see how that’s relevant
allow me illustrate you
that’s still four people
i truly can’t make this any clearer
will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children
don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story
I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie
If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
God, this gave me chills… so sad, but all very good advice. 😔
bloop!
This will always be funny 😂
humans: awwww the kitty loves the tree look the magic of xmas touches everyone
cat: im gonna eat it
Astrology Signs as Possums
we as a society really ought to bring back advice animals, that really was the Peak of memes
Did I do this right?
This is the best fucking thing I’ve seen all week.
Reblog if you would wait with him in the rain
He inside tho
He doesnt want to get wet
why is he floating, also
Maybe he has a medical condition, mind your business
SMOL BEANS
By Kelly Foster Kittens
The 4 moods
“Hozier FUCKS” contains his entire discography
I’m going to be that person with a million pokemon stickers merch