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MAMA SAID: "you're a pretty girl, what's in your head - it doesn't matter. brush your hair, fix your teeth. what you wear is ALL that matters. " an independent roleplay blog of Marlene McKinnon from JKR's HARRY POTTER series penned by CHELSEY ! she / her pronouns !

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me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

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im so happy my seven day work shift is over lmao kms. 

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credits on twitter to @lilyjamvs

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currently have not been on doing /anything/ due to work but after Sunday my schedule will be normal again 💛 I can’t wait to love my lil mckinnon

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My muse has been cursed with an honesty spell!

Send 🔑+ any question your muse wishes to ask my muse. They will have to answer truthfully.

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Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines Starters

Source: https://thoughtcatalog.com/johanna-mort/2015/05/29-harry-potter-pick-up-lines-that-will-work-better-than-any-love-potion/

“Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.”

“Are you a Snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.”

“Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.”

"Girl, are you sure you’re a muggle cause I’d swear that ass is magical!”

"I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?”

"Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.”

"Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!”

"Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?”

"I don’t need accio to make you come.”

“What do you say we disapparate out of here?”

"I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.”

"I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.”

"You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.”

"Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.”

"I’m very interested in exploring your Chamber of Secrets.”

"Wow, when I said “Accio hottie”, I didn’t expect it to work!”

"I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!”

"We may not be in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you sure are charming!”

“I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.”

“The Sorting Hat has spoken, and it says I belong in your house.”

“Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.”

“I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.”

"You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.”

"Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.”

“Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?”

"Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?”

“Speak Parseltongue to me and I’ll let my snake out.”

“Are you a Dementor? Because you just took my breath away.”

“What do you say we go look for the Room of Requirement?”

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im having a glee night tonight && loving every second of it 🙊🙊

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i strongly identify with the whomping willow. i, too, would beat people up to keep remus lupin safe.

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👫 !!!

001.

      Marlene meeting Lily and at first hesitant on becoming friends ( because she’s a bit of a brown nose, ain’t she? ) and then one day Marlene getting on the bad side of Lily ( possibly laughing about something Lily said ) and dealing with her wrath because Lily Evans does not take anyone’s shit. At first the blonde is shocked as is a lot of people who witnessed the redhead’s fire and then Marlene’s eyes light up as she realises ‘Evans, you’re definitely going to be my bestfriend.’ 

       Marlene refusing to go anywhere because her hair is a mess. Lily offering to do a few different hairstyles that Petunia would often do when they were younger and Lily singing gently to Marlene as she patiently sits at the edge of Lily’s bed.

        Marlene bringing out Lily’s wild side ( as often as possible ) and even moving to say “take a walk on the wild side, Lils” for Lily to reply with something along the lines of it being an idiomatic to which Marlene is startled, gasping dramatically “did you just call me an idiot?” 

           Marlene whispering to a pregnant Lily Evan’s tummy that “your mummy is the smartest, brightest Witch I know, and we’re so lucky that she’s especially ours.”

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Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

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I'm in class and bored to death. Ask me things.

Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body

Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?

Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?

Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.

Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?

George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?

Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.

Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?

Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?

Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?

Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?

Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)

Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?

Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?

Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.

Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?

Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?

Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?

Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?

Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?

Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?

Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?

Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?

Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?

Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?

Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?

Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?

Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?

Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?

Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?

Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?

Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?

Moaning Myrtle: What is something that always makes you cry?

James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?

Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?

Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?

Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?

Lavender Brown: Who is the last you wrote a letter to and have you ever had a crush on them?

Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?

Aunt Petunia: What is your favourite flower?

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prompts list :)

fluff/general

“how much did you drink?”

“aw, you’re so cute.”

“what did you do?”

“i asked if you were having a party. i didn’t tell you to have a party.”

“this is the opposite of what i told you to do.”

“well, it’s the thought that counts.”

“wait, no, don’t take kissing away from me.”

“okay, where are all my jumpers?”

“oh, you’ve started stealing my socks now?”

“yeah, okay, but i’m cooler.”

“you owe me a kiss.”

“how did you get in here?”

“for starters, that’s impossible.”

“how did you fail a survey?”

“yeah, well, if you weren’t so drunk maybe i would.”

“that’s not even fair.”

“you promised me a cookie!”

“did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are?”

“ew, that is so sappy, i might vomit.”

“i’m not playing truth or dare.”

“you’re not very intimidating.”

“i love you.”

“well the probability of that is 0, but you go ahead.”

“that was, by far, the stupidest thing you’ve ever done.”

“why don’t you take a picture? it’ll last longer.”

“maybe not.”

“why the hell is there glitter everywhere?”

“well, i’m pretty irresistible.”

“how much money would you give me to flip this table, right here, right now, in the middle of class?”

“detention? again?”

angst

“why don’t you just go?”

“no, it’s not like that.”

“if you cared about me, you wouldn’t do this.”

“it doesn’t matter anymore.”

“what’s the point?”

“fuck you.”

“you should’ve said that yesterday.”

“don’t lie to me.”

“i swear, if you say another word, i’ll leave.”

“change in mind or change in heart?”

“it’s over, it’s done, just leave it be.”

“why do you keep bringing it up?”

“we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”

“you say you’ll stop, but then you keep doing it!”

“maybe in another world.”

“why are you like this?”

“stop making empty promises!”

“what about us?”

“don’t say that.”

“i’m done. we’re done.”’

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could someone pls let me know if you click on my ask tab if it appears bc it doesnt for me but i dont know if thats just me

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Hallelujah // Panic! at the Disco

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VERSE TWO

                                 NOTHING KILLS A MAN FASTER THAN HIS OWN HEAD

           In this verse Sirius was accused of murdering twelve muggles, Peter Pettigrew and betraying his best friends James and Lily. Marlene is still alive however and writes to Sirius in Azkaban; at first it was letters of betrayal and accusations but as time progressed Marlene could see the sanity leave her old friend though he stayed adamant that he was innocent. This verse can take place at any time from when he was arrested to being released. Marlene works as an Auror and lives alone (with her cat) in a run-down apartment.

FULL NAME: Marlene Miranda McKinnon

NICKNAMES: Marley, Mars, McKitten (marlene hates this nickname, often by Sirius during their Hogwarts years to annoy her)

FACE CLAIM: Carlson Young

AGE: 21+

BLOOD: Pureblood

SEXUALITY: bisexual

DATE OF BIRTH: August, 10th. 1960

GENDER/PRONOUNS: cisfemale. she/her

HOUSE: Gryffindor alumni

&. personality

USUAL HANG OUTS: Sometimes when she is off you can catch her at the Three Broomsticks having a drink with her friends.

FAVOURITE SPELLS: the Patronus charm and Ennervat

FIVE POSITIVE TRAITS: CHARISMATIC. humorous. SELF-RELIANT. ambitious. LOYAL.

FIVE NEGATIVE TRAITS: HOT-HEADED. sarcastic. STUBBORN. impulsive. REBELLIOUS.

PATRONUS: Marlene’s patronus is a fox. “Those with this patronus are Adaptable and independent. Strong characters make people with the fox difficult to be around at times. Milder characters can be easily overpowered by the fox.”

WAND: 11 inches long and made of holly with a phoenix feather core.

BOGGART: Voldemort taking reign and variations of her taking the same demise as her friends had during the War.

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VERSE TWO

                               WATCH AS THIS WOMAN DISAPPEARS AS WE KNOW

        This verse is of Marlene's years during Hogwarts (1971-1978) in her first year she was sorted into Gryffindor and though she may not be the brightest Witch of her generation (Lily can deal with that pressure) she found a passion for Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts. Marlene is on the Gryffindor Quidditch team as a Chaser and known among her year.

FULL NAME: Marlene Miranda McKinnon

NICKNAMES: Marley, Mars, McKitten (marlene hates this nickname, often by Sirius to annoy her)

FACE CLAIM: Carlson Young

AGE: 18+

BLOOD: Pureblood

SEXUALITY: bisexual

DATE OF BIRTH: August, 10th. 1960

GENDER/PRONOUNS: cisfemale. she/her

HOUSE: Gryffindor

&. personality

USUAL HANG OUTS: At work by the desk but Marlene prefers being out on the field. Sometimes when she is off you can catch her at the Three Broomsticks.

FAVOURITE SPELLS: the Patronus charm and Ennervat

FIVE POSITIVE TRAITS: CHARISMATIC. humorous. SELF-RELIANT. ambitious. LOYAL.

FIVE NEGATIVE TRAITS: HOT-HEADED. sarcastic. STUBBORN. impulsive. REBELLIOUS.

PATRONUS: Marlene’s patronus is a fox. “Those with this patronus are Adaptable and independent. Strong characters make people with the fox difficult to be around at times. Milder characters can be easily overpowered by the fox.”

WAND: 11 inches long and made of holly with a phoenix feather core.

BOGGART: Losing the war and Voldemort taking reign. 

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VERSE ONE

                                HOGWARTS WILL ALWAYS BE THERE TO WELCOME YOU HOME

         This verse is of Marlene's years during Hogwarts (1971-1978) in her first year she was sorted into Gryffindor and though she may not be the brightest Witch of her generation (Lily can deal with that pressure) she found a passion for Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts. Marlene is on the Gryffindor Quidditch team as a Chaser and known among her year.

FULL NAME: Marlene Miranda McKinnon

NICKNAMES: Marley, Mars, McKitten (marlene hates this nickname, often by Sirius to annoy her)

FACE CLAIM: Freya Mavor (first-third), Carlson Young (forth-seventh)

AGE: 12-18

BLOOD: Pureblood

SEXUALITY: bisexual

DATE OF BIRTH: August, 10th. 1960

GENDER/PRONOUNS: cisfemale. she/her

HOUSE: Gryffindor

&. personality

USUAL HANG OUTS: Marlene enjoys hanging around the Black Lake or the Gryffindor common room.

FAVOURITE CLASSES: Defence Against the Dark Arts, Charms and 

FIVE POSITIVE TRAITS: CHARISMATIC. humorous. SELF-RELIANT. ambitious. LOYAL.

FIVE NEGATIVE TRAITS: HOT-HEADED. sarcastic. STUBBORN. impulsive. REBELLIOUS.

PATRONUS: Marlene’s patronus is a fox. “Those with this patronus are Adaptable and independent. Strong characters make people with the fox difficult to be around at times. Milder characters can be easily overpowered by the fox.”

WAND: 11 inches long and made of holly with a phoenix feather core.

BOGGART: Variations of Marlene’s friends and family dying, other variations of Marlene being alone.