Mitch Petrol

@mitch-petrol

Tread's Tuning's #2 employee

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Yeah yeah yeah Shelly already said that already

dillon-q-cumberbatch

What on earth? Why is my father’s old camper van in my driveway? I thought my cousin Phillip had abandoned it on the side of a mountain somewhere. No note, no cousin. These tags have been expired for six years!? It doesn’t even start, how did he get it here? I’m accustomed to my biggest problem in the summer being my never ending war on mint, what am I supposed to do with THIS? I can’t even get my car out, I’m completely blocked in.

Do you need a tow, Mr. Dillon? I’ve got two brothers & a dad with tow truck access, and I’m sure one of them can move it for you for free if I ask nicely enough

dillon-q-cumberbatch

I’m not entirely sure where I would even have it towed TO, but I would appreciate having it moved to the side so I can get my car out at least. Honestly who just dumps an RV in someone else’s driveway…

Just let them know where on the side to put it then, or they can probs drop it at Harl’s junkyard if you don’t want it

dillon-q-cumberbatch

I probably shouldn’t junk it yet, I’m not sure it actually qualifies as an abandoned vehicle. And I assume he expects me to store it for him, heavens only know why. When I called to ask, he said he was out in the mountains without good phone service and started making static noises with his mouth. I don’t think phones even DO that anymore… in any case, thank you for the assistance Shelly.

Hey hey uh Shelly filled me in I just got off work but I’m gonna grab a bite to eat first if that’s okay? Like uh probably gonna be there around 6/7PM if that works?

A card bordered with yellow suns has arrived in the mail. It reads: You Are Invited to Ms Leila's Litha Barbecue Bonfire! Be at the beach at 5 PM on June 21st, where we shall grill, eat, and dance!

Uhh that’s band day sooo probably not making this one unless we’re cancelling or something… Xander’s been on an extended vacation though so we’re probably gonna do practice most likely probably since he should be back by then? Unless I got the dates wrong in which case I dunno maybe they would cancel? Anyway yeah uh probably not coming probably

leila-the-witch

Hi hey um hi yeah it’s Mitch Petrol the like original one and um Tread’s been stuck in a cave after a landslide like all day and you said you’re good at finding people and things right? Sid and I can drive out there with a shovel and dig him out but like we’d need to find him and I can call the parks department a call if you’re unavailable but I’m not sure how well they’d find him or anything or like yknow?

I'll be there in two shakes.

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

leila-the-witch

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

leila-the-witch

No trouble at all, dear. That's what I'm here for. Now let's get to searching, shall we?

Yeah yeah thanks lets

leila-the-witch

Do you know whether he had any supplies in there with him?

He's usually got stuff in his car for camping and stuff as I understand it but I know he does also usually like get his own food too like fishing and stuff but the spear's still in the garage so he probably wasn't planning on fishing so maybe he brought more food maybe? He's used to getting lost out there anyway

leila-the-witch

Well, I brought a bottle of water and a hand pie just in case.

Sounds good sounds good can't hurt anyway

leila-the-witch

Hi hey um hi yeah it’s Mitch Petrol the like original one and um Tread’s been stuck in a cave after a landslide like all day and you said you’re good at finding people and things right? Sid and I can drive out there with a shovel and dig him out but like we’d need to find him and I can call the parks department a call if you’re unavailable but I’m not sure how well they’d find him or anything or like yknow?

I'll be there in two shakes.

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

leila-the-witch

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

leila-the-witch

No trouble at all, dear. That's what I'm here for. Now let's get to searching, shall we?

Yeah yeah thanks lets

leila-the-witch

Do you know whether he had any supplies in there with him?

He's usually got stuff in his car for camping and stuff as I understand it but I know he does also usually like get his own food too like fishing and stuff but the spear's still in the garage so he probably wasn't planning on fishing so maybe he brought more food maybe? He's used to getting lost out there anyway

leila-the-witch

Hi hey um hi yeah it’s Mitch Petrol the like original one and um Tread’s been stuck in a cave after a landslide like all day and you said you’re good at finding people and things right? Sid and I can drive out there with a shovel and dig him out but like we’d need to find him and I can call the parks department a call if you’re unavailable but I’m not sure how well they’d find him or anything or like yknow?

I'll be there in two shakes.

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

leila-the-witch

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

leila-the-witch

No trouble at all, dear. That's what I'm here for. Now let's get to searching, shall we?

Yeah yeah thanks lets

#ooc: sid probably also in the front of the car with shovels

leila-the-witch

Hi hey um hi yeah it’s Mitch Petrol the like original one and um Tread’s been stuck in a cave after a landslide like all day and you said you’re good at finding people and things right? Sid and I can drive out there with a shovel and dig him out but like we’d need to find him and I can call the parks department a call if you’re unavailable but I’m not sure how well they’d find him or anything or like yknow?

I'll be there in two shakes.

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

leila-the-witch

Sounds like a plan. On my way now.

Cool cool thanks a ton sorry to inconvenience you

leila-the-witch

Hi hey um hi yeah it’s Mitch Petrol the like original one and um Tread’s been stuck in a cave after a landslide like all day and you said you’re good at finding people and things right? Sid and I can drive out there with a shovel and dig him out but like we’d need to find him and I can call the parks department a call if you’re unavailable but I’m not sure how well they’d find him or anything or like yknow?

I'll be there in two shakes.

I’m a few blocks from my apartment building we gotta street park it’s uh not far from Tread’s Tuning either if you wanna meet up there and then drive to the woods

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

Hey boss I can see your car isn’t in the lot are you literally still in the cave actually for real?

B<

Auuuggghhh do you know where you are at least boss cause like Sid and I can go out there with a shovel but unless we know what cave you’re in that’s not really gonna help much

A cave in the woods B<

Alright I’m calling Leila and failing that the parks department because it’s been a whole day entirely whole day and you’re still there and I don’t know how to find which cave you’re in considering how many caves are in that system and stuff

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

Hey boss I can see your car isn’t in the lot are you literally still in the cave actually for real?

B<

Auuuggghhh do you know where you are at least boss cause like Sid and I can go out there with a shovel but unless we know what cave you’re in that’s not really gonna help much

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

Hey boss I can see your car isn’t in the lot are you literally still in the cave actually for real?

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

>B/

Okay okay but like if you change your mind just like ask I’m sure like anyone with a shovel can probably come help you or I can like call the parks department or something

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

I’M WORKING ON IT!!! >B/

Do you want to work on it with help????

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

Are you STILL in the cave boss? Are you SURE you don’t want someone to come help you or anything or something?

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

My car is FINE, or it SHOULD be! I’m stuck in this cave! The rain blocked the entrance with mud and dirt! Tread Octane digs FAST, but Only With Tools!! >B/

Ok then I dunno do you need someone to like go out there with a shovel?? Where even are you augh yes in the woods but why’d you even go out in the storm in the first place boss??

This is TOTALLY Not Winning >B/

Boss I told you not to go out there and get lost or stormed on or whatever! Like what happened this time do we need to get the tow over for your car or something?

leila-the-witch

Seems like a summer thunderstorm is brewing...

See @tread-octane I told you there’s bad weather this week so maybe like don’t go getting lost in the woods again tonight or like the rest of the week maybe until the weather’s better or something cause you’re just coming to work late every day and getting lost every night and stuff and like what’s the point if you’re not even gonna be able to go anywhere and just get your car filled with like water and stuff?

HAH! If I stop looking that means I quit, and Tread Octane NEVER quits! >B)

Augh it’s not quitting to take a break boss it’s been like literally almost actually every day!!

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