Omelet-chan!

I ROCK. AND ROLL. ALL NIGHT LONG, BABY!

[oainokata]

ikesen text posts

[prothocrice]

y’all havin a good september?

[nostrem]

[logarto]

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

fUCK

[sridevi]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mishasminions]

ALWAYS A MOOD

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

“He’s not racist he just thinks it’s funny to say racist things to see people’s reactions!” Yeah that’s a racist

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

White ppl was really mad about this post

[mx-selfdestruct]

Wait, are you telling me that saying racist things is racist?

[0875433455578]

[actualdogvines]

[catsvines]

[enterheavenalive]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING LMFAO!!!!

[crazie-crissie]

KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE!!

store   -  commission me

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[bluedogeyes]

[yumemii]

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

[melbrooks]

[i-napster]

Will smith gets tricked by his son..

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[melbrooks]