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me in the bathroom mirror after an argument with my husband Nolan Patrick because I found his reddit account where he posts himself in lingerie on r/fags4alphas begging to get his girl hole destroyed by thick 9” cock, and I asked him about it but he got angry and said it was all just a joke, and that I never understand his humour because I’m just a dumb bitch, and that his parents were right when they told him that he never should have married me anyway

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Travis Konecny getting jumped x2 when he tries to fight Auston Matthews.

Flyers vs Leafs | 11.02.22

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Can’t believe no one caught this till now

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Nolan Patrick he/him Doug they/them Pam Olives she/her

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3/25 Denver Barkey

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feel like shit just want her back

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Jonathan Drouin in Ask The Avs

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2025 ISLES TRAINING CAMP: Drouin | September 18, 2025

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unfortunately claude giroux is just the guy of all time. enemy of the state and by state I mean the western half of pennsylvania. these days he is known primarily for a) never winning anything and b) being eerily good at making pigeon noises. as a teenager he had to pick between going pro at hockey and going pro at bowling. when he was 21 he moved in w a recently divorced father of three a decade his senior and regularly picked up the man's kids from elementary school. once got arrested for grabbing a male cops ass on canada day. met his current wife while playing beer pong w both his wrists in casts. the only reason his dick is not on the internet is a conveniently placed beer can. gets constantly bullied by his infant teammates who love to wear shirts w his face printed on them and zero context. his hometowns junior hockey team love him so much they switched their logo to a picture of him as a lumberjack. he used to (?) own two dogs who look exactly like him. he once sent out joint family christmas cards w the guy he lived with where they used a portmanteau of their last names. his wife's name is pronounced ryan. he is obsessed w grilled cheese sandwiches. the most goody two shoes golden boy poster child of hockey hates his ass w a vengeance. he is franco-canadian but he is Not from québec. he is ginger. he is lying about his height. during the 2024-25 nhl season his car got stolen twice within 3 months. he loves shania twain and likes wearing pink. he used to go into the eagles dressing room and ask to arm wrestle random football players. he is one of less than 60 out of 700+ active NHL players to wear a neck guard and it makes him look like a slutty dilf in a turtleneck.