smokin' oken.

[devfraiser]

Someone said I remind them of Scar from The Lion King… I completely agree because just like him—

[devfraiser]

[mitchmoose]

I can actually see it.

[fckitsjenna]

What are they at now?

[mitchmoose]

A two. If I move up, that's probably the biggest I'll go.

[kissesfrombekah]

Well clearly you didn’t listen to the song because it isn’t about me, thank you very much. Are you sure? Have they measured your brain recently?

[mitchmoose]

Of course I didn't listen to it. I just know it exists.

You really think they could measure my brain?

[kissesfrombekah]

Miss Innocent? What makes you think you know me so well?

Bigger holes? Aren’t you worried your tiny brain might fall out?

[mitchmoose]

Hey, my brain isn't tiny. I don't think I know you at all, but you do have a song called Innocent.

[kissesfrombekah]

My opinion is that I have no idea what that means.

[mitchmoose]

Of cours you wouldn't, Miss Innocent. I'm gonna put bigger holes in my ears.

[jennameebles-blog]

@jennameebles: Oh God, I really have to stop making references to Flowers in the Attic. I especially have to stop saying it’s #sexyincest

[wree-osment]

@wreeosment: @jennameebles I was going to ask what Flowers in the Attic was then you mentioned incest and I have no decided that I don’t want to know.

[mitchmoose]

@mitchellmusso: @wreeosment It's a lifetime movie.

[mitchmoose]

[shelby-fck]

What do you have them at now?

[mitchmoose]

At a 2. I'm only two steps away.

[mitchmoose]

Thinking about moving my plugs up to a Double Zero. Any opinions?

[mrcyrusxo]

Fuck, I’d light one up with her, too.

[mitchmoose]

How about I just light up with Miley?

[mrcyrusxo]

Aye, I could totally bring out the old wig and be Hannah Montana. It’d be the biggest comeback in the world. She’d just be stripping and singing about smoking instead of wearing glitter and singing about how she’s got nerve. Fuck that.

[mitchmoose]

I'd love that Hannah way more. I'd light one up with her.

[neverendd]

[mrcyrusxo]

Hell yeah. I can’t wait to kick your ass in bowling and see my best friend.

[mitchmoose]

Puh-lease. You can't kick my ass anymore than you can put on that old wig and convincingly be Hannah again.

[mrcyrusxo]

Oh, fuck. Well, I’ll get it out of your head somehow. Already? Damn. We all need to get together soon, I’m just sayinnn.

[mitchmoose]

We really do. We should go bowling or something.

[mrcyrusxo]

Obviously. Kinda need you in my life. Don’t let it get to your head though. I’m chillin, life is good right now. How are you?

[mitchmoose]

Honey, that went to my head a long time ago. I've been good. Chilling with Em. I just got here a few hours ago.

[mrcyrusxo]

Musso! Fuck yeah. I missed my main homies so much.

[mitchmoose]

Damn right you missed me. How are you babe?

[mrcyrusxo]

So…I should probably take a break from making crafts and chillin with my new baby pig to say hey to all of you awesome ass people.

[mitchmoose]

Well, it's about time you showed up. The gang's back together.