Praise Be To Frodo Baggins The Mithril King

less silmarillion knowledge than an amazon showrunner // hire me, Jeff //

[clothonono]

not dying a hero or living long enough to become the villain but a secret third thing (diminish, go into the West, and remain Galadriel)

[mithrilking]

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

[mithrilking]

I’m in Boromir hell once again

[mithrilking]

cursed amazon lotr prediction

the long awaited adaptation of the love story of … a Bear and a Lutheran?

I dunno man, I think that’s what the wiki said. no one said anything about having to read any books when they hired me

[mithrilking]

lord of the rings prequel but it’s just gollum screaming and chasing after the ring like scrat from ice age

[mithrilking]

cursed amazon lotr prediction

there is a non-insignificant romance subplot featuring elrond and galadriel

[mithrilking]

cursed amazon lotr prediction

Ed Sheeran makes a prominent cameo. He does not play a hobbit.

[mithrilking]

cursed amazon lotr prediction

Half of the $465m budget went into ensuring that the star of the lotr films would reprise their role as Sauron

also sauron has a mullet

[mithrilking]

cursed amazon LOTR prediction

Gandalf seeks out the Eagles thanks to an alliance with Amazon Music Unlimited™️

[mithrilking]

hmm yes, ansel elrond