If alcohol labels told the truth.
Oh my gosh, heyyyyyyyyy
Fun fact: tequila is the only alcohol that is not a depressant. That’s why when you drink it you get hot and happy! Oh and if the bottle doesn’t say 100% agave it’s not real tequila stay away from Jose Cuervo or sauza they are 50% corn syrup that’s why you feel like dying the next day
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Tequila makes my clothes fall off
Fireball makes me happy! Especially in the morning with my egg sandwich! Makes me feel like there’s a burning cinnamon wonderland in my chest!















