Poo Jokes

I'm at that awkward stage in my life between the moment I was born and the moment I die.

[babyanimalgifs]

This is so wholesome

[anx1ous-op0ssum]

Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip

[callmebliss]

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children. 

[strangeracrossthestreet]

CAT DAD IS BACK

[jackslenderman]

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

[aquilacalvitium]

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

[midgardian-april]

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

[trishmishtree]

update:

[lemonsharks]

I love that he kept …. All of them.

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.

This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.

[teashoesandhair]

You’re welcome.

[askfordoodles]

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

[theminingengineer]

@every-n-anything

[karmic-punishment-deactivated20]

[fierceawakening]

All hail Catdad

[daisy-rivers]

I saw Catdad for the first time today, and my day instantly became exponentially better.

[pretty-frown-deactivated2026011]

I’M CRYING!?

[pajamasecrets]

Always Be My Maybe + punching Keanu in the face

[killicillin]

He went there.

[nudygoon]

About to eat my first weed brownie

[nudygoon]

It’s this what being high feels like, I’m laughing for no Reason

[nudygoon]

Never again I will eat this shit.. took me to the hospital

[nudygoon]

I eat 4 of this fucking brownies and it fucked me up badly 

[countmackulla-deactivated201809]

Lmaooooo I’m sorry but I’m screaming.

[aphex-twigs]

why did u eat 4?????

[nudygoon]

i was hungry 

[yallstillhere]

Yeah

[draconic-cuddles]

[arrghigiveup]

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

[tishawithlove]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen 😭😭

[jamtastik]

aye…..these the vibes.

[92bricks]

I’ma miss y’alls titties

[traveleroftimeanspace]

This is the best post yet

[ofcoursethatsathing]

Animals of the World, tshirt

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[tytranosaurusrex]

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

[bunniope]

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! I like this post! If I made it i would have written ginger ale instead of everything bagels but that’s fine that you wanted to make a post about bagels instead of ginger ale this time around I get it

[bunniope]

me going back to the grocery store because i forgot ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

Hohoho! What a great post friend! I love the part about ginger ale!!!

[chlorinatedgay-deactivated20190]

thor: loses an eye

taika waititi: this is so sad alexa play immigrant song

[an-actual-lion-deactivated20200]

Hey everybody guess what I learned today 

So Matthew Broderick didn’t provide Simba’s singing voice (something I was already aware of)

You wanna know what else this guy is known for?

Ya Know;;; Toto, the guys who are responsible for the hit song Africa

*DRUMS AND RAIN INTENSIFIES*

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

[destructojoe]

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

[deadlidynos-deactivated20171121]

[foodball]

Here’s a nice story: Today is Mexico City Pride Parade in the Ángel de la Independencia but when Mexico plays and win, like today, we celebrate it in the same place.

What would’ve been a problem years ago, is a big party today. LGBT+ and football community, with many belonging to both, celebrating together.

[laguerradelasgalaxias]

this pic made me legit tear up, my country makes me so proud

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

gerard way in 2006: TELL ME I’M A BAD MAN, KICK ME LIKE A STRAY

me, age 13, with no concept of kinks:

[jumbojoethorntorn-blog]

[snorlaxatives]

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island is the closest this country will get to a movie in the same echelon as a Miyazaki film

i don’t think the world is ready for this truth bomb but you are absolutely correct

[drowning-moonlight]

Vader: I used to not understand why people cared so much about their dumb children until I found out I have a kid. If anything bad were to happen to Luke I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

[drowning-moonlight]

I’ve come to realize that this is literally exactly what happened in return of the jedi and I can’t believe I didn’t make that connection sooner

like this isn’t a joke the way I meant it to be, it’s full on canon