Completely unintentionally, but he lies that he means no harm.
He likes attachments. But he won't state that you're his friend first.
His constant smile is… best described as a mask to hide his pain of existence.
He likes playing D&D, video games when he has time to relax. Which is never nowadays.
He believes in his lies that he is actually hurt. He doesn't because while he can cry to sell a lie, it hurts him energy-wise to do so.
Favourite video game is Space Station 13. The worlds that are based upon are where he found his lover & his wife.
I would call him "Brick" and watch him barrel towards me angrily. If you're looking for him, call for Mason.
They typically say "I love you" physically with hugs (sometimes gifts) rarely says.
Does it count as "Tough love" if he encourages his family to get into danger & provide a safety net for them to heal & grow with? Does 'Gentle love' exclude... ahem... how rough he likes it when he's trying to get in his lover's pants? if both are yes, then those respectively.
Bailey would use a cognitohazard to differentiate. Joshua would say a sentence with 'wild' in it and see if the living, breathing cognitohazard shapeshifting freak picks up on it. Everyone else would just kill them both. Less effort.
The noises 4th-gen spacers & higher make when they get dragged into the mansus. It's a coin flip between a Sr Pelo scream or some unhinged vocal cord strain that definitely sounds like a scream, but is questionable how the human body can make such a stupid noise.
They like their :) a lot. If their emotions get too heated it can slip, but typically it's best if they stop smiling when he gets serious like that.
Depends on his mood. He good? he uses magic. He half-feral from eldritch corruption? that candle is a SNACK, boi!
When out travelling, their persona is very high-energy, full of lulls & lilts in his speech, it's almost as if you can hear the font warp and wibble while he's putting on a show. At home, he tones down his mask a lot. Yes, he's still a bit chaotic, but his tones are more consistent. And when he's alone? His smile just... vanishes. He's always looking at unseen things. If not, his eyes are closed to see other things.
He would not like to answer this question.
He notices his eyes tend to shimmer more green when he looks into them, like he's afraid of himself, or afraid of what he's become. He is most recognizable for being very... odd to look at. Like a teeny tiny dip into uncanny valley.
Bailey Mclock, Joshua Draconis, Jason 'Jake' McLock.
Be as problematic as possible while on the incorrect surface [Wall or ceiling]
Funny story, Mason predicted Wilbur soot being a creep before it came out. But he really likes his vibes from the DSMP, the psychotic, suicidal theatre kid persona.
He tried to give Joshua the most dangerous, yet powerful cognitohazard. He killed himself.
He ate the cookie jar. The jar itself. Prolly cuz it was able to summon any cookie type in existence, i dunno.
He is really, really good at playing smash bros without opposable thumbs [IE as a wolf]
Oh he'd be sad all floppy eared & mopey & probably about to make everyone's life horrible.
Joshua wanted to marry him. Gave him a ring. Mason did not want to give the burden of infinity to him. (Joshua acquired it anyways.)
He wants entertainment. [He wants his creator to spare him, and who he loves, please.
Oh he becomes a problem[tm] & makes them believe him less. for fun.
He is sad puppy either way 3:
When they tell him "No". He has crashouts when he feels guilty for manipulating people. But give him time & he gets better, both mentally & behaviorally.
They commit too many crimes to count.
He sounds like satan, to describe best. + he uses nicknames that best describe them to him.
Get love tackled idiot. Otherwise "[nickname]!!! how's it going??" with a big hug.
Bailey & Mason haven't called off their marriage because although they have zero romantic & sexual compatibility they're the only people who tolerate each other's toxic behaviors.
He's very proud that his creator likes him. He's very self aware & bailey is faintly aware of the fabric of her reality, but mason is very aware & would like to say hi.
He's 99% mannerisms & such from other beings across media. Nuff said.
Either a very serious TED talk about "The consequences of interdimensional meddling" or a crack TED talk about "How to bend reality out of sheer boredom & free will".
Eating euphemisms don't go well when talking about sending people to the mansus.
They know pretty much any language in existence.
They can't shut up. But if you need him to, just remember he really likes headpats.
Their nemesis who shall be not named, yet all forgotten by reality.
Bailey. Definitely. But also Joshua can make him break his own morals if need be, can get him to sit the fuck down even when he wants to tear someone to shreds.
He'd rather not immediately vomit up acidic bile. so no.
That nothing matters. He believes anything he does has no meaning.
Emotion is fuel, thus, act on emotion.
Joshua Draconis. His Compass, The Big Iron he fights for.
They hot? Fawn. They big? Fight. They reaaaallly big? freeze, then fight, if not work, then flight. They smol? RUN!!
Butchery, Medical gore. He's a violent, all-powerful being of revenge & destruction, & to this day, he isn't a fan of non-violent gore, the carefully extracted, horrifically preserved stuff.
They rarely feel scared, and when they do, they always try to find Joshua, or the nearest authority figure they've bonded with if they aren't around.
They fucking hate cooking. Always either burnt meat or half-raw. He loves chicken but he will give you both salmonella.
He likes creative mediums, Like writing, art, crafts, etc.
