— 25 YEARS OF LEGENDARY F1 RADIO AS STARTERS
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"Just leave me alone, I know what to do."
"I am stupid... I am stupid."
"It's Friday then... It's Saturday, Sunday, what?!"
"Yeah, deer—It's like a horse with horns!"
"Face-to-face with Godzilla then, mate?"
"There's something loose between my legs... apart from the obvious! I'd be proud if it was what you think it is, but it's not."
"Good weather for a duck!"
"I'll tell you where the traffic is, you just concentrate on the driving."
"Why the fuck am I so unlucky?"
"I got a question—what the fuck are they doing to [Name]?"
"[Name] is and will always be stupid. It's a fact. A shame."
"Yeah... what a salami honestly."
"Honestly, what are we doing?! Racing, or ping pong?!"
"This is not good team work, that's all I'm going to say."
"Yeah, we'll have a tea break while you're at it. Come on!"
"Ha ha ha, he's not too clever this guy."
"[After describing something dangerous] Apart from that it's great; having lots of fun!"
"So, it sounds like it's just you that's reporting the rain. I suspect it might be the sweat."
"Let's add that to the words of wisdom."
"To be honest... I prefer not to speak."
"Five seconds is a joke!"
"I tried! I need new pants after that!"
"I'm not even gonna get into a radio fight with the other teams, [Name]."
"[Name], baby, stay cool!"
"Yes yes yes, yes—I'm doing all the time, so you don't have to remind every ten seconds."
"[Name] still found a way to fuck me over all these years later, huh?"
"What do you think I'm doing [Name]?!"
"What the fuck are we doing here?! [...] I'm going home, fuck you."
"Fuck me, this is boring. Should have brought my pillow."
"I mean if he cannot see behind then he should stay on the reporting stuff."
"Oh my god guys, we did it again!!"
"How about that? Fuck yeah!"
"Well, that's payback for last year [Name]."
"To whom it may concern... Fuck you!"
"[Name] do you know what that was? That was a🎵 smooth operator 🎵"
"You just wait, sunshine, you just wait..."
"That's for all the kids out there, who dream the impossible. You can do it too, man. I believe in you guys!"