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[mitzyboi]

Sipping on that sparkledog dick flavor trudging through the swamp of Faron keep

[z00lea]

making my weird daughter watch the dear evan hansen movie (2017)

[z00lea]

ive known Mitz for years and this is the most upset over a piece of media ive ever seen her

[z00lea]

they said this is what im doing to her

[mitzyboi]

I’ve killed for four loko and I’ll do it again

She didn’t have had to die, but she was blocking the gas station fridge

I’m so sorry Samantha.

2005-2013

(Art by @z00lea)

[irondive]

back on the path of the wolf

[z00lea]

If you pay in 4 a DoorDash for a plan b for a boybortion using Klarna because the huzz busted in you and you don’t wanna be a twink daddy, would you be club bumpin Brat Charlixcx vibe or dried tear to Lana Born to Die?

Sometimes I think "no, I've known Mitz for so long I totally get her" and then you say some shit to me that makes me question not only my understanding of you, but the entirety of my english proficiency

[mitzyboi]

Teletubbies is a British children's television series created by Anne Wood and Andrew Davenport for the BBC. The programme focuses on four differently coloured characters known as the Teletubbies, named after the television screens on their bellies. Recognised throughout popular culture for the uniquely shaped antenna protruding from the head of each character, the Teletubbies communicate mostly through gibberish and were designed to bear resemblance to toddlers.[3]

The series rapidly became a commercial success in Britain and abroad. It won multiple BAFTA awards and was nominated for two Daytime Emmys throughout its run.[4][5] A single based on the show's theme song reached number 1 in the UK Singles Chart in December 1997 and remained in the Top 75 for 32 weeks, selling over a million copies.[6] By October 2000, the franchise generated over £1 billion ($1.6 billion) in merchandise sales.[7]

Though the original run ended in 2001,[8] a rebooted series was green-lit in 2014.[9][10] The reboot premiered on CBeebies in the United Kingdom and on the Nick Jr. Channel in the United States.[11] The reboot ran for 120 episodes, with the last episode airing on the Nick Jr. Channel on 17 August 2018.[12]

thats not a fucking question. i found a digital camcorder with the evidence of three murders on it, and out of fear I poured four loko on it. God Provides.

[mitzyboi]

In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection

[mitzyboi]

Every time I knock back a monster the apparition of Fred durst shows up and drives me to punch another hole in my drywall

[mitzyboi]

Giving chrome dome to the driver of a Chevy Malibu to the tune of the 1994 hit “Zombie” by The Cranberries

[z00lea]

mitz asked to watch twilight,

cyans got the twilight wiki open,

ive watched all the twilight saga movies way too many times,

this is mitzs first time watching it, its wonderful in here

[z00lea]

they only care about the baseball scene

[mitzyboi]

Cheers

[z00lea]

watching the blair witch with my family #blessed #livelaughlove

[z00lea]

#fourloko

[mitzyboi]

[z00lea]

Been guiding my weird daughter (@mitzyboi) thru subnautica

[mitzyboi]

Whenever I need to do anything btw this is the only direction I get

[z00lea]

queen who up blasting their jimmy until it neutrons into planet shean

Mitz please

[mitzyboi]

raided the mulch, ended with an 18 hour standoff with 17 injuries, 24 confirmed, and 0 found. the ops found me and grabbed my ass, i regret nothing

[z00lea]

jlurckin in the peenar esplosion chamber,,,,,, blast jimm y neutron,,,,

Mitzy, my dearest friend, my darling friend, lovely dog of mine

you cant just say zoo look in your askbox and leave me with this

[mitzyboi]

Mmmpfgh~

[mitzyboi]

They take them so young