I like too many bands

This is my boring tumblr my name is mimi c: If you are weird we will get along great ASHTON IRWIN IS JUST A LITTLE BIT OUT OF MY LIMIT body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://i1277.photobucket.com/albums/y489/1dnersxx/Signs_AshtonIrwin_zps5d3f62cc.png), progress !important;}

[onedirectiom]

people who don’t put tags on their posts???? do you even have feelings??

[mixtape0f94]

Me: "well dang I messed up really bad" Life: "well too bad no Take Backs"

[enduredean]

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

i always have a double chin.

i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

[tightbrightcalum-blog]

20 years ago today a little baby was born in Hornsby, Australia. Who knew that one day this boy would grow up to be an extremely talented drummer, sell out shows, tour with one of the biggest boy bands in the world, win multiple awards, and be able to perform in front of thousands, all while bringing happiness to people all over the world. We love you Ash! xx

[skippy-dies-deactivated20150401]

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

[cuteandjewish]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[femme-couverte-deactivated20200]

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

[im-moving-yo-blog]

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

[byeborg-deactivated20150314]

not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo

[my-nerdiverse-blog]

ya fine piece of dick

[mixtape0f94]

Oh my God

[heartbrakegirl]

talk to me about 5sos please

[fivesource]

5SOS Ashton wishes he had jesses girl

[mixtape0f94]

I wish I had Ashton

[hotdamn5sos]

[hotdamn5sos]

this is so much funnier once you know what a pen license is

[crunkmuke-blog]

Pen License: the ‘graduation’ from pencil to pen teachers will decide if your writing is neat enough and punctual enough to be able to use a pen.

[autvmnalsky]

fucking australians what the hell

[ashton-hugs]

I thought it was just a joke so I looked it up and its true!

[ccreatures]

Bitch I was the first in my class to get my pen licence, and my calligraphy licence. 

[that-australian-guy]

do other countries not have this? I still remember the day I got mine

[cynicals]

I DIDNT FUCKING GET MINE ARE YOU KIDDING ME, FUCK YOU MS BITCH

[tallclifford]

GOT MINE

[alwaysdun]

I DONT LIVE IN AUSTRALIA AND I GOT ONE? HAHAHA

[try-hood-deactivated20160701]

I didn’t get my pen license either :lol:

[mixtape0f94]

I know why I didn't get mine XD

[vxngoghs]

you guys are allowed to send me messages

you’re allowed to just say hi

feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever

you’re all good to ask anything you want to know

don’t be afraid to be off anon

you can talk to me

i like talking to you guys 

please

i dont bite 

[notashleyfrangipane]

Calum Hood is so cute I’m gonna die

Me literally everyday (via getawaydaisy)

[mixtape0f94]

TIMEZONES FREAKIN SUCK...

[hunterraiehorror]

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything

[andrewjarfield]

this man at the airport was wearing this spandex shirt with the American flag and a bald eagle printed on it …. happy 4th

[mixtape0f94]

Hahahaha happy fourth

[mixtape0f94]

You’re out living your dreams but im still dreaming of making you mine

This is a random lyric I made up tell me your opinion (via mixtape0f94)

[mixtape0f94]

I like Ashton a little too much

[21badlandz]

oH I WILL

[andrewjarfield]

can u imagine …. michael … in claire’s

[mixtape0f94]

AHA I ALWAYS LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT