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[peeingwithmypenis-deactivated20]

bring out the pussy

[acidhues]

*sound of a cart with squeaky wheels approaching*

[cute-animals-only]

how she likes to use her face to come in

[whyisntketchupasmoothie]

HO HO HOLY SHIT ITS CHRISTMAS EVE

[party-gilmore]

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

[hartsnkises]

What have you done

[f1rstperson]

Randomly skim reading posts like this and then seeing

The Game

does actually give me an entire rush of aggression and anger tho.

[dragontamer22]

Hey everyone I lost the game

[nudityandnerdery]

I like thinking that OP loses The Game every time they get a notification for this post.

[fatefavorsnoone-deactivated2015]

[catchymemes]

[wondersmith-and-sons]

listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with brainrot and too much hubris

[xodarkparadise]

I know I'm a handful but thats what you got two hands for

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

I will reblog this ever damn time I see it because it is my favorite thing anyone has ever made

[mareethequeen]

I hope yall achieve all of your goals

[spidyspence]

you know what the most beautiful thing in the world is? girls being happy. have you ever seen a girl just being happy? iridescent. stunning. just gorgeous. keep it up

[telernarketing]

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

[perrfectly]

“What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.”

— Chester Bennington  (via perrfectly)

[bopeep]

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated

[oscar-piastri]

#damn he’s hot

[sashacoki]

[blackfitnessrocks]

I’m

[brunhiddensmusings]

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

NOW I GOTTA CUT LOOSE

FOOTLOOSE

KICK OFF MY BIG CLOWN SHOES