Frankly My Dear, I Do Give A Damn.

⊙Markiplier | The Walking Dead | Batman⊙ Fans of "Dancing With The Stars" need not apply.

[mollymeep]

When you rain your sass down upon your haters

[damianmcgintleman]

2017 is gonna be amazing

[mizalyssa]

Returning your textbook at the end of the semester like

[mizalyssa]

The outcome of this election got me like

[watersport5-deactivated20180924]

“What’s wrong?”

[bird-bum]

MY HEART

[squided]

“What’s wrong?” *kiss*

[mizalyssa]

@markiplier if he were a bird.

[cheese24k]

[felicefawn]

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

STOP IT

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol

[mizalyssa]

I have found my people, and my turkeys.

[dogiplier]

my new rule in life

[mizalyssa]

Netflix is having a fling with John Stamos and it's great.

[mizalyssa]

If you don't think we were all high af in the 90's just remember that this show was a thing....

[mizalyssa]

I hate people. Like I legit hate them. They’re rude and impatient and dishonest and ignorant and just the worst. But I love @markiplier. And my sources tell me he’s a person. So you can understand my confusion.

[uniplier]

How markiplier responds to girls who ask if he goes to the gym

[markiplier]

Or I just show my epic 6 pack and punch a tree.

[mizalyssa]

Netflix and chill? Nah. MARKIPLIER AND TACOS.

[mizalyssa]

Glitter: A Curse Upon Thine Enemies

A politician's campaign sent me a request to send him a check for his presidential run. So I tore up the letter, wrote a no-thank-you note, put a shit ton of glitter back in the envelope with it and sent that crap right back to him. It was worth the stamp.

[mizalyssa]

Last night I had a dream where I was running from these bad guys and when I hid one of them found me and I decided to confront them head-on so I started kicking some ass like Taken style and it was pretty fucking cool and at one point I picked up a wooden chess board and hit a guy over the head with it and when he collapsed I said, “checkmate” and I was so proud of that line I woke up.

[mizalyssa]

Hearing a really good song for the first time is an incredible feeling. It's like feeling the sun on your skin after a long Winter, or stepping onto a roller coaster. It's like a breath of fresh air for your soul. Because for whatever reason (the lyrics, the melody, the mood), that song speaks to you in a way that words never could, and you've found a new voice, means of expression or escape.

[jacksepticeyegifs-deactivated20]

I went too far. I dug too deep. I awoke the dragon in his sleep. That was actually pretty fucking cool.

Jacksepticeye 2016 (x)

[mizalyssa]

Go get a doughnut. You've earned it.