Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
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Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
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Today's Document
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we're not kids anymore.
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@worldsabound
this is a wilbur and orville fan account. love those fat flightless fucks
i would like to clarify that this is in regards to the dodos who run the airport in animal crossing and im not trying to discredit or disparage the wright brothers
Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.
Anyway.
Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.
Fred’s got enough problems containing one eldritch beast
Hot take: everyone in the gang is some sort of all powerful being, except for Fred, who is just a dude who managed to harness each of them, befriend them, and rope them into helping him live out his dream of solving mysteries!
Release them, Fredward Jones. Your hubris will become your undoing…
Hotter take: Freddy doesn’t actually know. The rest of the gang took those mortal forms to fuck with people but they were so endeared by earnest want to solve mysteries and help people that they’re along for the ride. And hey if Shaggy gets bodyslammed hard enough that it should have snapped his spine and he gets up fine after who notices? And if Velma knows things that she shouldn’t know on occasion, things that would have been impossible to notice without some kind of foresight or omniscience- hey, just a coincidence right? And if Daphne conveniently has a medley of strange skills- hey, rich kids are weird, right? It’s not too far fetched for her to have a hobbyist interest fencing, boxing, ballroom dancing, knitting, sewing, modern and antique fashions, and whatever else is relevant to the case at hand.
And as we all know Scooby Doo is canonically related to an elder god anyways.
I love the development of the canon and headcanons of Scooby Doo have gone gone from “Daphne and Velma are probably dating” to “all the characters on the show are ancient and eldritch beings who found Fred’s hobby so endearing they’ve bound themselves to mortal forms to humor him”
@ofgeography
Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck
dis is de wei
fights in the s’chn t’gai household must be wild. like “father, i find your behavior illogical” “my son spock, it is your behavior that is illogical” two weeks pass without them speaking to each other at all after those intense accusations were flung
“I find your behavior toward me unsatisfactory.“
“I find your statement disrespectful.”
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes
- How to Dragon Your Train
This post’s caption came for me like a knife in the dark.
[Today I Learned] A lightning strike can strip the bark off a tree completely.
The reason for this is, when the lightning hits it super heats the water under the bark, creating nearly instantaneous steam pressure. Which blows all the bark off.
nakey
GARY! GARY I JUST SHAVED MY TRUNK, COME FEEL.
bob, you’re dying.
FEEEEEEEEEL.
*transgends*
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2eYb2AlrsE/?igshid=1f4tlapylohow
afghan hounds are such weird looking dogs it’s like if a politician’s wife made a fursona
they come in exactly two flavors and they are “35 year old midwesterner who wants to sell you some essential oils”
and “wizard in disguise who isn’t even trying”
WAIT I just found a third kind and it’s “your state alchemy license is getting revoked”
why would you say that?
Gotham police: Batman! Quick! Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have broken into Money McBillionaire’s mansion.
Batman: You mean the one who’s been in the news because their factories haven’t been properly disposing of toxic waste?
cops: uh yeah?
Batman: and didn’t he get caught up in a domestic violence scandal a few years ago?
Cops: shouldn’t you be stopping them?
Batman: right, on it.
*Later*
Batman: Harley! Ivy! Stop! Don’t beat up Money McBillionaire! And don’t take this flashdrive which contains documents detailing his company’s dangerously lax safety practices as well as formal complaints and lawsuits from workers who have gotten sick off of toxic fumes. And definitely don’t take this other one revealing exactly how much he paid to have those domestic violence charges dropped, including the names of the people who accepted the bribe. And please, for the love of humanity, don’t send them to Clark Kent at the Daily Planet lest he publish these private documents for all to see.
Harley: Got an address?
Batman: Yeah, I’ll have Nightwing text it to you. Include a note that says B pointed you in his direction.
This deserves more notes
If you don’t write Bruce Wayne like this, the correct way that is, then just stop writing Batman stuff this has been a PSA thank you and goodbye
and if you don’t write Clark Kent as the champion of social justice journalism who, after he finishes proofreading his article and sending it on to the editor, goes and beats the absolute fuck outta money mcbillionaire, then just stop writing superman stuff
Defeat facial recognition software and social credit systems by wearing fursuits
According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man
He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.
