I Put The Strop Into Apostrophe

Bond Girl, ABBA tribute act and aspiring sass queen. Expert in rudimentary percussion, Grade 5 Kazoo and knower of Disney songs. Olympic-level knitting.

[calledoutpost-deactivated202103]

found the killer post again bc i lost it

[syrup21g]

[sagethesailor]

him

[espressobean]

yes

devour the dumpling child

[hofessorx]

who is he

[hopelesslyoblivious]

[datachapel]

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

[goopifer]

someone draw me a teletubby fighting a boobah 

[lolman9000]

[kars]

I am awake but at what price

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

everyone log off bcus absolutely none of u will want to hear what i have to say next

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

shrek is an inherently lesbian narrative

[briaboy]

elaborate

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

u grow up persecuted & are told that who u are is ugly dirty & wrong and u hold ppl at a distance bcus of it. u build a life of dedicated solitude and struggle to find a place in any community even a community of marginalized outsiders bcus ur so used to loneliness, but u still feel kinship with them under everything. u meet a girl who u think is beautiful and right and it turns out shes both those things but shes also like u and that could be a good thing. donkey and shreks friendship is obviously gay/lesbian solidarity

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

also like when he sits down to the dinner for one plus martini & candle? dykery

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

i can literally keep going. how he only finds public acceptance through making himself entertainment (see hannah gadsbys nanette for more). how his anthem is a joan jett song. u all thought this was a joke but i dont play around

[skzhhssh-deactivated20190330]

lesbians are like onions

[cosed]

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

are you ok

[cosed]

pomy granite

[tandembicycles]

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

[somecunttookmyurl]

hey, tandem?

[tandembicycles]

I’m out for the evening

[somecunttookmyurl]

ok i’ll wait

[priestofkhonsu]

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

[tandembicycles]

no

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[setharooni]

m’hunty

[setharooni]

[bob-belcher]

[animatedtext]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[weloveshortvideos]

[iverbz]

What… Was… the… Plan…

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[pettycentral]

[thegr8mattsby]

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?