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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
noise dept.

shark vs the universe

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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER
occasionally subtle
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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cherry valley forever

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that “is it too early to get a divorce” line really hits home when u find out martin and amanda split up two weeks before filming s4
Mark: I have no political agenda in the new series.
Sherlock: lol thatcher get rekt
also sherlock actually having a picture of the baby in his phone????? and showing it to mycroft?????? asdasdadsads
How fucking extra to dress up as a seat cover to surprise your parents.
just another wild day at domino’s pizza zimbabwe
THIS IS HILARIOUS, ADORABLE AND DISTURBING AT THE SAME TIME
anyone else have that classic middle school experience™ where you lost a nice pen and you saw someone else using it a day later and they’d never used it before so you asked them where they got their pen and they hesitated but then they said “from my house” and you didn’t have any evidence so you couldn’t accuse them of stealing it from you but you always knew deep down
lizzie doesnt fuck around
It’s really simple: If they love you, you’ll know it. If they don’t, you’ll constantly wonder if they do.
Charles Orlando (via deeplifequotes)
“The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.”
Little Birds (2012)
hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now
i’ll wear bootcut jeans when i’m in my GODDAMNED GRAVE
space pisses me OFF the sun is TOO large and black holes are TOO mysterious and aliens are TOO sneaky