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21. Literally just a girl. I store all my thoughts in my ginormous forehead.

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Title: How My 120 Day Limerence for a 5'6" Pakistani Lowkey Saved My Life ...more to come

[mjammies]

“Live” Typed Reaction to Avatar Aang: The Last Airbender

I actually started an actual review after my second watch, but I will have to do some editing and updates on it.

So here is my play-by-play reaction (kinda) This is from my third watch hehehe. More to come...maybe.

Don't kill me, this is just my opinion lolll, I love the gaang fr.

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Idk the airbenders aint really have motion like that to me. Def the npc of the world 

I DO NOT like gyatso voice. AT ALL. 

2:31 he really hoed his people hahaha

2:48 all the other airbenders mid and they want me to believe aang just happen to be fine. Lies

4:09 okay after watching this again its starting to make sense a lil

4:42 i feel like an avatar coulda wiped the floor w/ these niggas w/o property damage. Aang weak asab

5:49 he coulda caught that lwk

6:03 LAME

6:09 whoever named yall need to locked up. Like the “denied” ??PALEESE

6:19 he aint have to do all that. The avatar cant stop an arrow??? like ??

6:38 blinded by face card

6:52 aang weak asf no lie

7:18 atp theres really no saving.

7:29 i swear they put this nigga in avatar state all willy nilly. Like shit he cant do nothing for himself????

8:25 oooo i hate this bitch. Jk i love katara i just hate what they did to the character here. Her voice is like nails on a chalk board to me.

8:34 I LOVE TOPH

8:42 WOOOO WIW JFEDNEFNWUIOEBNF O  ARF ARFAR WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK KKKK 

8:49 FAWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK he’s beautiful omg. No lie.. i shed tears the first time i saw this deadass.

8:57 FUCK AIR

9:16 they shoulda rerecorded that, the “as a child” feels so misplaced. It irks me so bad.

FAWK I WANNA SEE ZUKO AGAINNNNNN

9:40 they sliding on this scoreeee, the music is actually pretty good.

10:02 Zuko the goat IDC IDC

10:24 okay i guess this is making more sense.

10:38 FAWKKKK I HATE HER VOICE

10:59 IDK WHO THIS GURL IS. #NOTMYKATARA

11:35 why she acting like she aint seen them before

11:50 bro they reduce katara down to aang’s bitch. #FREEKATARA

12:23 what kinda bdsm nonsense????!??!?

12:39 then go w/ him then??!?!?

13:01 wait what?? You worried about your life against three randoms????! Step yo pussy up aang. 

13:14 yall keep talking about being the last airbender… like get to making some mo nigga. You the recipe, shit 

13:25 they built a city in 10 years??!? Maybe im confused.

13:34 “all except mine” dont you live there too bitch?? 

haha maybe i should slow on calling everyone a bitch loll my bad

13:45 Katara aint really listening, she just want her a lil piece of aang

14:30 ROKUUUUUU. I hate this voice too lol. Why he sound russian? Loll jkk

14:58 these weak ass looking avatars 

15:30 cute little old man and i love quan but the voice dont really fit to me

16:39 how tf you lose an avatar?

17:40 that reminds me of the prince of egypt scene when moses leave

18:00 FAWKLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNN LETS FUCKING GOOOO

18:25 FUCKKK OH MY GODDD. I actually really fw steven yuen as a va

18:55 they aint fucking slick 

19:06 I actually really like sokka voice too. Prolly one of my favorites in the movie

19:30 this is a cute lil scene, very fun

20:00 they just wanted a fight scene. I aint hating tho, wish zuko woulda had one 

20:40 I dont hate tophs voice tho, i kinda like it. 

[mjammies]

Avatar Ramblings (Part 1)

More incoherent ramblings.. I didn't realize my last post was in 2024 lol. Anyways, the grammar and spelling have gotten worse haha, but I am free... This is also prior to me watching the movie...definitely more to come on that. Some non-atla related things too cause my mind goes a mile a minute ------------------------------------------------------------------- Okay wait wait wait before i get tooo far let me talk about this…. TEAM ZUTARA for life and idgaf what other people got to say about it. Cause when i tell you I have to fight myself every single day not to watch them atla edits like arrggghhhhh. Adult zuko lookalike contest in my room… prize….meeeee. Cause paramount really have underestimated the level of feral-ility (this aint a word but it should be) cause ive already made it up in my mind to watch it 3 times. Cause why not ahhahahahaha… cause at first I saw the toph clips and was like there is no way that is real and who  is that by toph like?? 👀👀👀👀awooooogahhhh. And then imagine how i felt when i found that that was mr. young fire lord himself. Like when i tell youuuuu arf arf arf arf arf aarf woof wooff. But anyway some of the angles a little shaky, and not he reheating hua chengs nachos lollll like? I will say this though, the artists really rode for zuko and toph. Cause I always felt like in the original katara and zuko were probably at the top for looks, but they made adult katara look soooo basic. Like made her nose all pointy an shiiii doesnt even really look like her fr. Like why her and aang got the same nose?? Like the essence of katara is dead. But like i literally have tears in my eyes, i neeeeeeeeddddd a theatrical release. I just read an article saying theyre scared cause spongbob aint do too well. Chile plz these 2 diff fandoms 2 diff scales of movies yall really holding us back from a classic. Like just clips of animation alone, if you compare that to “spongbob, big guy, pants okay” then you dumb asl. Like i needddddd it, you dont understand, actually f 3x ill watch it 5x. Like the story aint even gotta be good, i just gotta see something. 

Actually i got so off track..,.im supposed to be talking about zutara lmao.

Anyway..heres the thing aang aint even bad, aang is cool….but aang is bald. That’s #1. Like as a kid its cute, but how you 25 and bald. Wellll i mean some people can work it and aang doesnt look baddddd, so let me not make it seem like im hating or im calling him chopped or something. But compared to mr. middle part bust down 1BBBB, I meannn who you choosing…

Fawkkk… i should put the time down, it's been like 3 hrs since i started this. I had to take care of some big bizness. Jk it was light work but the balance has been restored in the force or whatever. any way lets get to what we really came for. You know whats kinda crazy tho. (detour incoming) i feel like i could really sit here and talk to myself and kiki for a whillleeeee and smile at the computer and shiii and ppl may think im working or doing something not work related. I guess you can text on a computer. mmmmm . anywho but nah if i could i could prolly entertain myself for a good while by myself alone, but i guess other ppl feel that way too about themselves. I mean im essentially just journaling thats all. Maybe i feel like other ppl get serious with their journaling. Oh! it s 2:04 pm btw. Anywayyyy lets get back to this zutara situation…. #1 aang is bald. #2 aang is a kiddd. Now i know what youre thinking.. ;”but mjammies arent they all kids” ant ant thats where ur wrong. Lol jk they are, but at the time katara and sokka find aang they done had to watch their mom die, father leave, nation go to ruinnnnsss, and you think aang who only knew playtime is on their level. Now i guessssss he does mature w/ time but idk man, if i was 14, aang would not be on my radar. Also #3 he short. Now short kings deserve love too and katara lowkey investing in bitcoin with this one, it still took him a minute. It still really just gave i got a crush on my friends, thats it. Now lets get to the meat and potatoes of it all. Its not just a me thing, cause this ship is more like a cruise now, but anyway. Yall my wig cap has a bump in the back omggg, i really gotta sew this thing down eventually. But whatever, i just think the writers set up the story for the greatest enemies to friends to lovers troupe ever AND THEN THEY NUKED IT. because honestly even tho zutara wasnt a thing i really think they did a disservice to zuko by pairing him w/ mai. In my opinion i think that zuko needed someone on his same level of fiestiness and sass. And mai was como se diceeeee….. Boringggggg. Like honestly they should have just paired him w/ that girl from that random earth city him and iroh was in, she had a bit more character to bring,, but i digress. I think the main issue that ppl have w/ zutara is that zuko is the “colonizer” which ehhhhh i guess but at the same time although zuko chased them for a good while i dont think he really killed nobody. Like i hate to say it, but he was a product of his environment, but guess what?? He overcame, and joined the gaang. And i think that shows something. So for ppl to make it seem like he was just evillllll idkkkk it dont sit right w/ me. But maybe i should think about this in a context that may hit closer to home like if zuko was originally in the klan or something, like would i give inn??  I hate to say it buttttt..heheheheh. whoops maybe thats baddd. Forget i said that. I want to add pictures to this…. Un momento por favor.

Actually maybe ill do it later, too many opps around. Lol could you imagine me having opps. I did start to realize something about life that i wont go into cause i have already gotten off topic enough. 

2:20 pm: so anyway some people dont like zutara cause of the fire and water cliche…but I DONT GIVE A DAMMMMNNNN, like bruh if i want fire and water so be it. They null each other out (kinda) I think katara has the edge on that one tho. But you get it. Like fire/water, good/evil, blue/red (lol). Mother gone to fire nation <-> mother gone to fire nation. Like they essentially the same person … ok maybe thats a stretch, but idddddd much rather see a zutara pairing battle than a kataang. ANY DAY..but i digress. Back to the movie real quick. So every artist on this deserves every good thing in life, cause they blessedddd us. Only thing is some angles look a lil funky but ill forgive. Actually let me watch an edit rn. Ill be back. Bruh they nuked katara design so baddddd i hate. 

[mjammies]

HES A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH (the elite ch25-26)

idk why im riding so hard for maxon, but these last two chs had me absolutely gagggeddd. i was really close to throwing my laptop at one moment real shit. anyway ch 25-26

Ch 25 

-okayy america asking for private lessons….boringggg

-”id make a better princess than she would” girl this is not about that

-ofc its a passion project that gets miss red white and blue excited

-they gotta do presentationsss, the way i woulda called it quits, its not worth it my anxiety couldnt do it

-”you could run your presentation by me if you like. Kriss did” eyes wide HUH

-miss thing aint even got an idea yet golly

-”youve seen more hardships in your life than the other four combined” plz maxon i beg. I love a good oppression olympics but not rn, im tireddd

-hes peepingggg that she been acting off

-okay so now apparently its not him its the position. eye roll 

-hes spitting facts, like gurl hes given you all the time, if youre still unsure then its bout time to pack it up

-im gonna kms, GET HER OUTTA HEREEEEEEE, idk why i rather have her than kriss but atp i might be switching sides

-ooooo an ultimatum, juicyyy

-”but youre being a bit careless with my one shot” PERIOD

-”maybe i should leave” and then she tells him he SHOULD??!?!?!?!? GIRL FUCK YOU, wheres my gun, get her OUTTA HEREEEEE

-but i will say he gagged tf outta her when he left, “i’ll just go see what kriss is doing” such a nastyyyyy come back, i love itttt, gon head and see a girl who ACTUALLY wants to see you. 

Ch26 

-here come aspen, alexa play knuck if you buck

-i prayyyy they get caught in this book

-a caste exchange program, really aspen?

-now america fighting with every body, girl whats going on???

-not shes mad that these folks are asking her for commitment

-lollll not gregory out here hoeing folks, maybe i shoulda been reading his diary entries

-oh look america is actually using her brain for once

-so the real villain of this story is gregory illea

-not she going straight to maxon room, period march up there queen

-oh.my.god. Not maxon gottanother girl in the room, the way i woulda thrown up right there in the doorway, i mighta swung on one of the guards too who knows.

-AHHHHHH so apparently hes not in the room okay good

-when did maxon become a blond???? I thought he had light brown hair atleast, or is that considered blonde idkkkkkkkk

-him and celeste is getting itttt, maxon really exploring his optionsssss

-not maxon and miss girl LOCKING EYESSS, im gagged, im screaming, but good on her

-”so stupid, america. So stupid” YUP, YUP. YUP seeeee shes learning 

-waitaminute what is happening now????

-1) she is gonna chose aspen now apparently, 2) maxon is mad and shes mad, but lets see

-shes just mad he was hugged up on celeste, if it was kriss she probably woulda charged it to the game.

-ooo chile, not her telling him she’ll leave and then him saying she aint going no where, like clock it

-WAITAMINUTE the gurls are actually heated, i am all the way sattttt

-she literally shoved him, its getting physical

-im sorry (not sorry) but maxon remaining calm woulda got me acting right real quick.

-”i wanted a reason to hurt him” ummm maam are you okay?

-”but there was no rage in him” oopp, yeahhhh this woulda done it for me, i woulda been begging for forgiveness

-bro is he gonna kiss her??????

-GIRRLLLLLLLLLLLL I LITERALLY CANT BROOO I HATE THIS BITCH SO MUCH LIKE PLEASEEEE, SINCE YOU ON THE BALCONY ALREADY JUST DO US A BIG ONE AND JUMP CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THREW THE BRACELET, I HATE YOUUUUU RGJN;FSKGSAR GKRJGBIRUISEHRVGIKHREWIU

-”i wasnt here to win anymore. So how could i go out with a bang?” ummm how about you BLOW YOURSELF UP is that bang enough for you???!??!?!

[mjammies]

maxon come back plzzz (the elite)

ch21-24

Ch 21 

-not the king and maxon leaving to go to asia

-maxon must be 5’8 the way they be describing him

-”call ahead and tell them to go easy on us” maxon you gotta be kinding if you think this girl got ties like that

-oop kriss is taking itttttttt 

-i hate america i really do but this kinda behavior with kriss woulda had me tweaking tf out fr

-”you are such an idiot sometimes” gurl arent you tryna win him and you calling him a dummy

-”he noted the homemade bracelet I wore. He studied it, seeming confuse, then kissed my hand tenderly” america better pray that maxon dont know what the guards buttons look like. America really dumb af.

-not anne finding aspen in america room omgg can somebody jump him plzz, where the hell is this rod when you really need it.

-”he was in plain clothes, not his uniform” bro i think aspen was meant to be a 6 cause this level of ignorance is unmatched.

-”maxon is gone. This changes everything.” ummmmm no it does not, goofy 

Ch 22

-atp they shoulda put cameras in all the rooms cause im tired of them sneaking around

-i dont even wanna read this bitch ass chapter 

-”i dont like talking about him anyway” ofc you dont, only cause he tryna take your girl

-”and the injections, too” yall getting fed and bbls??

-my thing is if aspen really wanted to make change wouldnt he let america be a princess since she'll actually speak out about all the nonsense going on. Cause if you take her, maxon is gonna marry someone else and the exact same shit is going to continue to happen.

-”slowly, he lowered me to the mattress of pillows” i want them both to die

-”there was a newfound confidence there, something instilled in him through becoming a two” why not a one, imagine the confidence a one could have 

-”when this was all over, would i be a two or a one?” bro this wack ass caste system. The only reason cass set it up like this was to make it seem like there was a real competition here, but wth kinda comp is it between a prince and a guard, like sir you are THE HELP,

-america is just greedy asf, maybe she needs a poly relationship since she cant chose. 

Ch 23

-”but elise family says they never arrived” oop the prince and king is mia

-not the king saying they there but elise family wth is they at

-not kriss pulling her in the garden to chat about maxon, this finna get juicy

-”i think you and i might be neck and neck at this point” oooppp she saying yall is equally in the running omggg

-”anyway, he loved it. He said no one had given him a present yet”. Damnnnnnn america you really missed the ball on that opportunity

-omggg he done took kriss to his room and not even miss thing has been

-”anyway he started visiting me during pretty much every free moment he had” im gonna be sick

-he aint even try to kiss her yet, good

-”i dont know how you feel, but i love him” damn. Miss home of the brave couldnt even say that and here go kriss confessing easilyyy

-not the rebels demanding they end the selection, yall dont like a little drama lol

CH24

-broo imma need maxon to get back and soon

-”what if maxon was dead?” girl dont act like you care

-oop waitaminute the king and maxon are coming home tonighttttt, thank god

-”kriss left seconds later. Maybe she was making a welcome home card.” lol i sure hope so

-not the maids fightingggg

-are the maids not also a two? See this why this caste system doesnt work 

-oh wait nvm i guess not

-she back to reading gregory’s diary, im not reading all that tho yall be easy

-damn he wrote a lot

-not she tryna look decent for maxon, i know thats right

-awww not him gifting her a blue bracelett, i need someone who will think about me in a whole different country

-”i didnt find anything for anyone else” period

-broo this could all be hers, but she so slowww 

-”im just really confused about you rn.” GIRL hes the one whose been confused about YOU

-”if you ever want to know anything about me… all you need to do is ask.” now THAT is a man

-”i dont know if im ready to do that yet” whats the number to this palace, im calling in a bomb threat myself 

-maxon gone for days, yall thinking he died, he returns, and this is how yall communicate when he gets back palease.

[mjammies]

your man is no longer your man (the elite)

ch 18-20

CH18

-i wonder if maxon would still end the comp if america confessed to him or is it a real race now with miss kriss.

-”i wasnt ready to give up completely” no, actually give up cause you not really serious we know.

-im not reading all what sir gregory had to put in that diary

-”since gregory had failed me, there was only one other man i could count on” i swear to you if she was talm bout aspen i woulda thrown this laptop buttttt in a weird turn of events she is actually talking about her father which is kinda sweet ngl.

Ch19 

-wow they just breezed by the reception with the germans but lets see what miss kriss and miss maam come up with 

-is america gonna play something i dont remember, $50 bucks and my first born that she does 

-not kriss asking america if shes serious about maxon..the gurls finna start tussling in a minute

-theres no way that these two did better than three upper class girls, cause i know if theres anything a stuck up, well off girl can do its throw some shit together

-one of the italian princesses name is Noemi, i like that name, kiera you ate that one thing

-not they both tryna get them a sip of some maxon

-”after i got some water and food in me, i played some of the folk songs i’d learned on my violin” YAYY i get to keep my firstborn, also why she picked folk songs? They aint got pop hits in italy

-not natalie dancing on the table. Gon head girlllll

-”ill tell maxon myself what a good job you did” america do you know you have 30 minutesss. Girl maxon do not fuck withchu like he used to hon. 

-”she squinted her already thin eyes” keira cass you're dirty for this. This gotta be some kinda microaggression.

-”this isnt just some prize. This is a HUSBAND,a CROWN, a FUTURE,” snaps snaps snaps see elise gets it. Its big goofys like miss land of the free thats just here for the sneaky links, she aint no diva fr.

-like these girls are really here fighting and you acting like this just a lil vacay. STEP YO PUSSY UP and expeditiously 

-here they go bringing up marlee again, please let her rest in peace. I would hate if she actually died yall going this crazy and she still alive she just went through a little physical change thats all (well maybe more than physical lol but at least she got mr wood).

-”if there is anything we can do to help you acquire the crown, let us know” ooo purr, if a whole country told me they had my back i would walk like a whole new b****. 

-okay hold the f****** phone her father responds and he is speaking straight FACTTSS 

-”part of me thinks the slowness is on your side” HANG IT ALL UP, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND LOCK THE DOORS, SHOP IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED Hopefully her father can penetrate her thick ass noggin lets see

-”i thought of aspens certainty that i couldnt be a princess” neowww why do you think he would say that. What possibly would it mean if you became one, oh idk… maybe that you could never be with him

CH 20 

-oop is this the time for maxon to really show her its all worth it

-not him showing her the princess suite oh alrighhtttt now

-not this door goes to my room, im dead

-broooo not marlee being behind the doorrrrr, the way i woulda told maxon to drop them drawls, and marlee think she know something about working some wood, watch this.

-bruh all she got is welts on her hand i thought them things woulda been demolished

-not they been there the whole time in the kitchen i hope it was worth it i guess it kinda sweet idk

-they even got a little apartment?!

-not “ we got married two days ago” they moving quick asl

-”maxon gave me away. Im not sure ill ever see my parents again” bruuuhhh thats kinda sad but at the same time maxon a realll one lemme join the selection atp i think i want maxon.

-they cant even get a real ring

-idk why america acting like she aint know marlee and carter was getting busyyyyyyy

-brother in christ even marlee is standing up for maxon 

-”the reason you’re still here is because he refuses to lose hope” welp hes losing it as we speak

-”why didn’t you tell me sooner” idk maybe because you have no self-control

-”i just need to know if you want to be here at all” JUST TELLEM THE TRUTH 

-”if youll still have me, i want to stay” honestly her asking this in any other instance woulda had me heated but honestly its kinda good she phrased it this way causeee homebodys eyes is definitely wandering

[mjammies]

I'M READY FOR THIS CASTLE TO BLOW UP (the elite)

okay so i dont think we're quite at the part where it reallyyyyy go down, but these last few chapters gagged me just a little bit ngl. ch14-ch15 we'll say are lost in the ether but heres ch16-17.

Ch16 

-”still, i wished theyd tried a little harder” GIRL they came in and ransacked yall shit and you talm bout why theres still so much debris around. They was right you cant do clerical work. 

-not the southerns putting on the wall “were coming” lollll

-oh yeah they supposed to be throwing a reception for italy and germany i forgot.

-ooooo chile maxon waved and both her and kriss waved back omgggg 

-not she putting they kids through a imaginary child face mashup generator. But at the same time why is miss thang getting irritated, you barely want this dude, yet you dont want anyone else to have him, greedy b****

-broo here come aspen AGAINNNNN, release us jesus, and hes gonna wink too like comeon

-oop REBELS, and i hope they come in and run and absolute muck. 

-”maxon scooped up kriss and her injured foot, turning to place her in the arms of the nearest guard, who happened to be aspen” is america seeing this?? Cause i know she fuming, watch out kriss she might lunge at you next.

-yooo is america booking it into the woods?? I was gonna deduct aura point but lowkey i get it

-im just imagining in my head that america is full on dodging all these bullets like dash from incredibles

-staring contest between miss oppression and some random rebel 

-oop now she lost in the woods, will her man find her??!?!?!??

CH17

-ASPPEEENNNNNN on the search wtf man, broo if he just happens to pop up one more time imma crash out

-”I ran straight into Apsens arms” America plz hurry up and die 

-”None of the other girls is a five” america you spent most of your time playing instruments that does not make you usain bolt.

-”it took nearly an hour of slow, steady trekking to get back to the palace,” theres no way on gods green earth you ran that far to warrant an hour of walking

-aspen is gonna try to see her and shes gonna say “okay” OKayyyy?!?! BRING OUT THE ROD

-Maxon wasnt even at the back door waiting im gagging, probably hugged up on his new boo thing kriss someone who actually wants him fr

-not maxon waking you up with a sneeze by the hospital bed

-brooo maxon is a good man, i need to find me a maxon

-:”So why would you ever hurt one of us” girl whatthehellisyoutalmbout

-BROOOOO she did all that to bring up Marlee again, do you want maxon to buy a time machine and stop officer woodwork from working that wood or something like maam give it all the way up plzzz

-”I dont have it in me to kick you out” bruuhh maxon is locked on one

-”I cant send either of you home” okay waitaminutenie maxon, that wording probably woulda had me jumping out the hospital bed swinging.

-”my heart broke for the first time over maxon schreave” SEE SEE SEE you big GOOFY

-i hate america but thinking maxon gotta crush on anotha girl would also be f****** with my mental.

[mjammies]

Can someone come and collect Apsen (the Elite)

rereading the selection series havent read it since probably high school. i am currently reading the elite and here are my thoughts for a couple chapters. new developments as ive gotten older, 1) I hate america with every fiber in my being and 2) apparently im team maxon now. Things that havent changed, 1) grammar and spelling still suck and 2) too lazy to fix those issues previously mentioned. anywho here are my thoughts for the elite ch 11-13

Ch  11

Post rodding incident:

-marlee and carter are together and miss thing is still mad

-doesnt see how canning is merciful over dying 

-Oppression olympics!! Trying to tell the others they would be begging for death over rodding, girl stop

-”im sure ive experienced far worse than you” okayyy heres a cookie miss maam

-now you lunging at people cause they calling your friend names. Okayy i get it but i think this stuff is striking a cord in you. Like was that a personal attack. 

-not the nurses spreading gossippp. Lol not them ready for that girl to get jumped. As i said if it was celeste getting the beating miss thing wouldnt even bat an eye

-celeste out here putting glass in the gurlls shoes omgg

-not celeste out here hitting the help omgggg

-girlll stopp asking about marlee, she did what she did and that is the end of that. No body is moving, marlee is out living her life with her busted man.

-girllllll pick-me pick-me pick-me, you should know by now HEIS NOT LETTING YOU GO 

Like get it through your thick red skull that you could literally jump his father and he would still find a way to let you stay, like give it up unless you decide to go home you will literally be stuck in this palace forever so hang it up NEOW.

-out of all the people you dont trust and its maxon like girl stop

Ch12

-here come aspen, rolls eyes 

-a date?! Are you kidding me. Aspen kys pls, thank you 

- im ready for this castle to blow up 

-”we might get caught” I SURE HOPE SO

-”if you ever want to seek around the palace im the guy to do it with” OKAYYY BOTH OF YALL KYS THEN cause what 

-”i was still worried, but i needed to be comforted so badly” okay so your also a w****

-not aspen tryna sabotage. YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH A PRINCE, HANG IT TF UP ASPEN

-yall thinking he gon do the ole bait and switch. Start beating on that girl as soon as the vows are read or something

-” i feel so stupid” YOU SHOULD 

-”i couldnt imagine being with anyone else” buttt…… dont you marry her maid so…..

-”im really sorry maxon turned out to be such a bad guy.” HUH! Whatthehellyouisyoutalmbout

When did we decide he was a bad guy, when did the council come to THAT decision 

-”maxons hold on me was slipping away” the hold of a PRINCE is slipping away.. Okay pack it  up ELECTRIC CHAIR for yous BOTH

-brooo they caught yall in a closet plz bffr

-loll they called miss girl a clown thats so funny 

-see now theyre both treasonous talm bout tried to release her during her canning, now youre in last place with the nation 

-”make sure shes worthy” WELL I CAN TELL YOU WHO ISNT! WITH A QUICKNESS TOO

Ch13

-“The king was expecting me to fail” you know what, if i was the king id want you to fail too lmao

-”I ran from the room” -1000000000 aura points, toughen up plzzzz

-”when aspen slid my door open that night” the way i would be standing there waiting on him with a gun cause have you lost your MINDDDD

-”you know who you are dont let anyone try to change you” broo nobody like America BUT YALL

-”all you know how to do is play the piano? Suddenly you’re supposed to know how to do clerical work” bruhhh do yall think sitting at a desk is going to kill you like PLZZZZ -broo what is he gonna do with these pennies

-first pennies now buttons mad face

-oh so it sacrifices what you want, is that it!!! It is cause he has nothing else to give????!!!?!?!?!?

-”Apsen’s generosity was harder to see because it wasnt as grand as Maxon’s, but the heart behind what he gave was so much bigger” SO….. youre telling me that if maxon gave you a STICK then it would mean more to you