âFine--you can cash in that favor I guess? What do you want? I donât have tons of time, so donât expect me to get whatever it is done anytime soon. Unless itâs, like, loan you money or something. That I can do pretty quick.â
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âFine--you can cash in that favor I guess? What do you want? I donât have tons of time, so donât expect me to get whatever it is done anytime soon. Unless itâs, like, loan you money or something. That I can do pretty quick.â
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âIâm not you fucking....personal hacker, Seojin,â Jayeon murmured snappishly, glaring up at him. She regretted revealing her pasttime to him--ever since he had found out he had been trying to cash in favors. âI donât care how many embarrassing facebook posts you had in 2010--Iâm not hacking facebook for you!â
âI still donât know how I feel about this new hair color.â Shi Woo said turning to look at the other inhabitant in the room. âWhat do you think of it?â
She glanced up from her computer, shrugging a little. âIt looks fine. It might not be the best color for you to be photographed with, but youâll look fine.â
âOkaaaaayâŠâ He burries his hands deep into his pockets and avoids eye contact âIâll just go by myself, then.â
âIâm sure youâll have a great time,â she muttered, looking back down to her computer.
âIâm glad you found it good, maybe Iâll be less of an ass next time.â He said, smiling equally as sarcastically, âOr not, depends.â He too crossed his arms and shrugged. âLike it or not, Wonderlandâs leader is a bratty child - a bratty child whoâd probably be quite nice if he hadnât read another five articles calling for him to be kicked out of Wonderland,â he said, arching a brow. It was never like him to say such a thing but at this point his mood could only get fouler. He gestured to himself, âHi how can I help you?â
âWow, you certainly have a pair on you. Iâm really impressed by your nerve,â she said with a little laugh, rolling her eyes and crossing her arms. âIâm sure you think youâre pretty tough, but drop the bullshit. I canât deal with another eight year old trying to impress.â She faked a pout, resting her chin on her hand. âOh, did they? You realize youâre in the entertainment industry, right? All of you get articles written about you. Youâre not special. They arenât singling you out. You donât even have it bad compared to most idols. So suck it up. And get me a member of your band to work with who isnât a whiny, selfish little crybaby.â
âBut my face was so not chill that day, couldnât you just photoshop my face from a different photo shoot onto this?â A quick quirk of her lips appeared, âI know how lucky I am to have you and NOT some uber grumpy assface. Soâthe only slightly grumpy, but cute helper of my career, could you help me out this once? Please?â
âIâm good, but Iâm not that good. There is absolutely no way that that would look good at all,â Jayeon replied, shaking her head. âIf Iâm cute, your standards must be pretty damn low. Iâll look to see if there are any more shots from that day, but I think you just might be out of luck.â
âI wasnât denying my bad attitude. Iâm just saying, itâs probably not the worst in the world. Iâm sure there are worse than me. Count yourself lucky--you donât have to work with them.â She adjusted her hat and her laptop, leaning on the table. âAlso, as an actual response to your question, I donât think Iâm supposed to do that kind of editing on posters. The people on them have to look somewhat real. The least resemblances to airbrushed dolls the better.â
Somedays Teddy couldnât be bothered for human interaction, let alone full-blown conversations and today was one of those days. âWhat were you saying?â He asked, looking at the other for a few seconds before looking up and following something as if it were flying away, âOh dear, the amounts of fucks I give seem to have left me.â
âWow, what a witty quip. Iâm certainly impressed. You sure put me in my place,â Jayeon said sarcastically, rolling her eyes and crossing her arms. âI was under the impression I was talking to Wonderlandâs leader, but clearly Iâm just talking to another bratty child MK debuted in the middle of a mood swing. If you could direct me to the actual leader so I can do my job, that would be swell,â she told him coldly, her eyes narrowing. Senior or not, she had a job to do, and if he was going to be a pain in her ass, sheâd kick his.
âOkaaaaayâŠâ He burries his hands deep into his pockets and avoids eye contact âIâll just go by myself, then.â
âYep. Go ahead. Have tons of fun. Be sure to make more people pissed and uncomfortable--thatâs always a great opener.â
âNot all the time, no. I have indeed looked at your search history in the past, but because itâs part of my job,, not because Iâm a creep. Why were you looking up gore-y wound images, anyway? It might just be me, but that sounds disgusting.â He smiled, pulling up to a cafe and turning the vehicle off before turning to her with a grin. âOh my god, Jayeon, are you part of Anonymous? Do you take down bad guys with your hacking? Thatâs fucking badass as fuck, you know that? Youâre lucky Iâm so good at keeping secrets, because thatâs cool enough to tell everyone.â
âYou still looked. And remembered. Which is still weird--I donât care what your job is. Oh, no reason. Just felt like seeing what they looked like. Gorier than I imagined. Iâm surprised I could stomach it,â she said monotonously, shrugging a little ans she sat back in her seat. âYou mean that group of hacktivists or whatever? No, Iâm not with them. Iâm independent. I donât need a group to tell me what to do. But I guess I do, yeah. Or I fuck with people who deserve it. You know, you tell anyone, and youâre my next target.â
He clears his throat feeling a bit awkward, that was not the kind of answer he was expecting. âYou know, I didnât mean it literally.â
âDoesnât make it any less true,â she pointed out, giving him a pointed glare. what could she say? She was the queen of making people uncomfortable.
âI havenât been in the zoo forever. Letâs go to the zoo⊠I think itâs time you reunite with your family.â
âCan visit someone whose locked up or dead,â Jayeon murmured, barely glancing up from her screen. Because, really, her dad was definitely one of the two.
He hummed as he drove, tuning her out a little and focusing on the road. He had no doubt she could probably fuck him up pretty good, but it was fun fucking around with her. Making her angry and aggressive. It was entertaining to see how easily she got riled up, and honestly, a little hot. But youâd never get him to admit that last part. He hummed to himself, glancing over to her. âWell, for one, I have your search history. I know the weird ass murder-y shit youâve been looking up on company computers and I let it slide. Plus, like I said before, youâre my favorite subordinate. Plus my whole life is a secret, so Iâm pretty good at keeping those. Câmonâtell me.â
He was really quite aggravating, but not the worst sheâd ever had to put up with, so she could withstand him she supposed. That wouldnât keep her from decking him someday, though. She was fully prepared to kick his ass. She scrunched up her nose. âDo you just look at my search history in your spare time, you fucking creep? Thatâs weird. Thatâs just weird. Yeah, yeah, whatever,â she said with a sight, pushing her hair back. âI may or may not do a little bit of hacking every now and then. Nothing malicious or anything...just something Iâd definitely get locked up for.â
âAt least itâs interesting enough for you to comment on it. Gettin people talking is half of it, you know,â he said, fully aware he wasnât making much sense. âOnly if I can throw up on you. Cover you in vomit. That would be so funny. Iâm bigger than you by quite a bit, babe. LikeâŠâŠa rabid, mutant rat? I can see that. You kinda look like one,â he teased, snickering to himself. âI very clearly have arms, and thereâs nothing you can do about that,â Seojin said with a laugh. He rolled his eyes. âArenât I special. Seriously, whatâd you do? Iâm not gonna fire you or anything. I like you, I donât want to get rid of  you. Iâm just curious. What did you do?â
âOh, Iâm sure itâs all part of the plan, isnât it?â she commented sarcastically, rolling her eyes at him and shaking her head a little. âYou most certainly cannot, or I will aim at your dumb face. Iâll break your nose. Now that would be funny. Size isnât everything, Seojin. Iâm sure you of all people know that,â she commented with a grin. âAs long as I look rabid. Like I could fuck you up. Iâm cool with that,â she replied blandly. âI can cut them off. Easy solution. Try again later.â She sized him up again before shaking her head a little, putting her arms behind her head. âWhy should I tell you? What have you ever done to prove to me that youâre trustworthy, huh? What assurance do I have that you wonât turn me in?â
âNo, no, not the face. The face is precious. Punch me in the gut or something. Slug me in the arm. Thatâll make more of a statement. Going for the face is going too far. Iâd enjoy a punch to the arm. Or the ribs. It feels nice being hated. Iâm bigger than you, you dumbass, how am I a little puppy? If Iâm a little puppy thenâŠyouâre some kind of tiny rodentâ he told her, an impish grin on his face as he turned a corner. âThat wouldnât work if I was a masochist. Not saying I am, but if I was, that wouldnât matter to me.â Coming to a stop at a red light, he glanced over to look at her face, his eyebrow raising in surprise. âOh my god, you are arenât you? Whatâd you do? Credit card fraud? You a thief? You a murderer?â
âYouâre face is something else, thatâs what,â she grumbled, rolling her eyes. âIâll get you in the gut. Hard. Youâll be throwing up--thatâs how hard Iâll get you, bud. Wonât even be sorry about it either. Youâre not bigger than me by much. Maybe youâre a freakishly big puppy. If Iâm a rodent, I want to be something with razor sharp teeth and rabies so I can majorly fuck you up,â she said decidedly, nodding with a grin. âIf you had no arms you wouldnât be able to pick me up, you know. Just saying....â She smiled at him innocently, shrugging her shoulders and lying, âYep. A murderer. Serial killer. Killed 10 of my last 11 bosses. Youâre the eleventh. Iâd watch out if I were you, sweetie.â