Well Past Trash

Here is a blog of 98% random shit and 2% my art.

[curls-and-courage]

My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”

It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.

3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.

[barbex]

This is poetry.

[kekisu]

everything will be ok when the worms eat my body

[kekisu]

A person who likes top,,, cp,,, and mh,,,,, finally a good blog

[mlnchlythoughts]

YEAH 3XACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[voguewoozi]

when awsten waterparks said “i fall in love with everything that wants nothing to do with me” i felt that

[spunkypunk]

hoody has been found dead in benedict hall

hes alright but he died

[l4d-moved]

playing around with my new brush

[snoopingasusualisee]

Visit Original Link

[carassiusvigorous]

thought it’d be fun to draw some expressions. i run out of steam after 2d panel though :p

dialog from this video

[tyjosephs]

tyler you little shit (x)

[proxyn6-deactivated20221116]

HABIT’s purr. I feel unsettled.

[peachyimg-deactivated20191115]

me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying

[meaninglessmonicker]

‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians, I propose a new Bible translation where Jesus is referred to only as “oily Josh”

[vashti-lives]

There’s something really unsavory about oily Josh and his 12 teenage friends.

[quaadude]

Oily Josh and the Greasy boys

[snatch-daddy]

Oily Josh seems like exactly the kind of guy to get a death sentence after a life of hanging around with hookers and bums

[jinfesta]

[scotchymemes]

Intimidation Meme

Sometimes it’s difficult for people to seek contact with each other because they can feel intimidated by others. Using this meme, you can send the symbols to my askbox that represent to you how intimidating I am to you. This way, it could be more clear to both sides how things are based on these feelings.

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

[misplacedsp-ace]

Reminder this pride month to not out anyone.

Even if you think it’ll help them and that it’s good for them, you shouldn’t if they don’t want you to. They could be kicked out, or have it pounded into their head that they are wrong and broken when they can’t mentally handle that. Maybe they want to wait until they can support themselves on their own, or until their mental state improves, or maybe it’s just their choice and they want to decide when they want to come out. Just, please, please, don’t out anyone.

[bunniope]

hey uh

[bunniope]

why does murdock look like this

[bunniope]

hes become this tweet

[bunniope]

WHAT.

what the fuck is happening in gorillaz lore

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Heyo, fun fact here! Craig McCracken and Jamie Hewlett are actually pretty good friends with one another. And this isn’t the first time that either PPG or The Gorillaz have been reference within each other’s universes.

For example, in the PPG movie, you can see Mojo reading a newspaper that shows off an ad for the Gorillaz on the top left.

And on the back of their debut album, you can see 2D wearing a Mojo Jojo shirt.

So it’s pretty heavily implied that both The Powerpuff Girls and The Gorillaz take place within the same canon universe! How awesome is that? There are many other examples you can see throughout both series, and even in Craig’s other cartoons.

[somecutething]

[melancholycool-deactivated20181]

this was the best.