A Foolish Wit @mmemordant - Tumblr Blog

The funny thing is, my last posts were from 2019 and I was sad about the same thing I'm currently sad about (yeah, I dirty deleted those posts, ngl), and damn, that's kind of messed up. But at least I don't work in the call center anymore.

I’m back, bitches!

Miss me?

Anyone still here?

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Dear Tumblr

When I post things externally, where do they go? Can everyone else see them even though I can't? Or are they just gone?

If the latter, it's probably for the best

Is it weird that I’ve been waiting 16 years for the Good Omens TV show, but now that it’s here I want to wait until my depression is in an upswing so I’m actually capable of enjoying it? It’s so rare these days to have anything that I care about caring about. Once American Gods’d, twice shy.

Are there any older childfree women here?

Does Mother's Day ever get easier?

Hey Tumblr, you're the place I go when I don't want anyone to see what I think, so...

I'm kind of glad to see that the last season of Game of Thrones is eating shit. It's a relief to me. I can't explain it, I'm just so glad it's bad.

Plus it makes Barry so much more enjoyable afterward.

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Shakespeare plays as screencaps from The Good Place

As You Like It

Comedy of Errors

Cymbeline

Hamlet

Julius Caesar

King Lear

Macbeth

Measure for Measure

The Merchant of Venice

A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Much Ado About Nothing

Othello

Pericles

Richard II

Richard III

Romeo and Juliet

The Taming of the Shrew

The Tempest

Troilus and Cressida

Twelfth Night

The Winter’s Tale

Me: This attempt at violence is the direct result of toxic rhetoric and is the first shot in what was once a civil cold war.

Also me: *chanting* guillotine guillotine guillotine guillotine guillotine

You wanna know that good good shame?

Having the host of The Beef and Dairy Network podcast write you an extremely nice (frankly, kind) e-mail to take down a piece of fan art from Redbubble, not seeing it, and making him file a cease and desist to have it taken down.

Ben Partridge saw my thing! And he even sort of liked it! And I shouldn’t have put it up for sale in the first place! And now I’m feeling that good, good shame.

This has become an identifying feelings blog.

Forget what I said before, actual true love is standing on a stepstool and reaching over your head to scrub another adult's pee droplets off of the ceiling.

Not even above the toilet! Toilet-adjacent!!

How!!!!!!

Hi, so this is ridiculously fucking stupid, but I used to have more than 1,000 followers on Twitter and now I only have 998. Which is still relatively a lot but it’s making me think a lot about how little I matter and also raising a lot of “what does it mean to exist, and do I fit those parameters” type questions. Also, my birthday is on Tuesday and that comes with its own deep well of existential terror and shame.

So if you run across my blog because of that McElroy fan thing I made, or for whatever reason, consider following me on Twitter? It’s @mmemordant. I mostly tweet about TV shows, with some attempts at jokes.

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Live-Action ‘Aladdin’ Remake Gives Aladdin and Jasmine a New Duet, Along With a Whole New World of Original Songs

When we learned that La La Land and The Greatest Showman maestros Benj Pasek and Justin Paul were on board to pen new songs for Guy Ritchie‘s live-action remake of Aladdin, we knew were in for a whole new world of great music.

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I look forward to being the only person in the theater who hates this.