Just some lady

She/Her/Elle Pronouns | 🚶‍♀️ | Made my avatar and header image in Samsung Notes. I am multiple decades old [how many you'll never know ;) ] Mon français n'est pas parfait, alors si je fais des erreurs n'hésitez pas à me corriger.

[daily-diego-seal]

day 642

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of inquisitiveness

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Bank of England are letting you vote for what animals you want on their new bank notes: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/help-us-design-our-next-series-of-banknotes

Pine martens are an option!

PINE MARTENS??!?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Oh my god, you can choose up to two from each category:

HOW CAN I NARROW THIS DOWN

[daily-diego-seal]

day 641

[0x4468c7a6a728]

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right handed, brush teeth with right hand

right handed, brush teeth with left hand

left handed, brush teeth with left hand

left handed, brush teeth with right hand

Remaining time: 22 hours 50 minutes

[daily-diego-seal]

day 640

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[mmeveronica]

What if you got abducted by aliens and then you couldn't go back to earth because you could be carrying space smallpox so you had to stay in space so the aliens temporarily housed you with the other sapient/sentient terrans and when you opened the door you were greated by a neanderthal and a denisovan. Two extinct members of homo on earth, still alive and well in space. Would you cry, laugh, find joy? Would you even notice? So far from home, with people so distant from your own, but they're like you, they're of home too.

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of pride

[satelliteduster]

i can’t get over the fact that if you were to have more than two arms you’d need more than two pectoral muscles to accommodate them

can’t make this shit up folks

[bastardbisexual]

[yousoseelie]

Counterargument, sweet back muscles

[cromodinamica]

* OH SHIT

[weiwei-uplink]

i am. very normal. yes. very. definitely not gripping my arm so hard it’s about to draw blood

[localpubliclibrary]

Your new best friend is a Homo Erectus from 546,000 years ago and you can treat them to ONE ☝🏽modern day beverage 🥤🥃🍸🍹🍷🥛🧉🧋☕️🍵🧃

Which beverage do you think they will enjoy the most?

Dirty martini

7/11 Slurpee

Arnold Palmer

Matcha Latte

Moscow mule

Eggnog

Grass Jelly Milk Tea

White wine spritzer

Espresso martini

Kombucha

Affogato

Prosecco

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

This is a follow up to this poll, as always please reblog to spread widely if you can!

[fioras-resolve]

i understand i will probably eventually have to grow out of modern controls in sf6, but they are genuinely really helpful to me as someone who came in from playing guilty gear strive on a gamecube controller. like strive is kinda perfect on gc, because each button has a really specific function, and the octagonal gate on the stick allows for precision on direction inputs. but street fighter tends to have a really specific hierarchy on buttons, giving you three punches and three kicks, each in light, medium, and heavy. this works great on an arcade stick and fine on most controllers, but like.

how do you map street fighter controls onto this?

but modern controls work really nicely for this setup, genuinely! having the buttons be light, medium, heavy, special, then bespoke buttons for drive parry and drive impact lets me play this game like an anime fighter with basically no friction. and that's really cool! like, it's cool that a control system designed for newbies also works to smooth the transition from a different kind of fighter. i'm not a bad fighting game player by any means, i'm not tournament material but i'm better than 90% of players at strive. i just struggle with sf because i'm the kind of stubborn fool who refuses to switch to an arcade stick. so, thanks, capcom. i appreciate the accommodation.

[ninto55]

can I make a cursed suggestion

n64 controller with a modded gamecube stick nice octagonal mold for the joystick you're already used to, and a 6 button layout with different button sizes so you can keep track of them all

[fioras-resolve]

oh my god. people already laugh when they see i'm playing strive with a gamecube controller. showing up to the sf6 local with a nintendo 64 controller sounds funny as hell.

[tieflingkisser]

[daily-diego-seal]

day 639