[ironspider-noctis]

a special thanks to all fanfiction writers out there. you’re srsly writing for fun so I can read, laugh and cry over your stories?! Thank you!

[bunniope]

full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease

[yosaplyop-deactivated20230729]

That enough Tumblr for today

[bunniope]

log back on and read my post you son of a bitch

[marciaillust]

curious. anyway,

[branden-aka-cowboyduke]

Never forget how far you’ve come, despite how far you still have to go

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #you'll die for me. awesome. will you break a habit for me? will you learn something new for me? will you fix your mistakes for me? #dying for me is surprisingly easy - it's often passive and instantaneous and you only need to do it once #will you do the hard thing of constantly and consistently putting in the work again and again and again? /End ID]

[amezure]

Some of my favorite dialogues from animal crossing 🌈

[incorrectvillanevequotes]

[girlstressed]

"did i tell u this already?" we are in a timeloop and i am in love with u tell me again

[willgrahamscock]

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom

[willgrahamscock]

BUT NOT WITH AI

[izu]

i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door

[fishfud]

wizard of oz designs I did for class a few years ago!

[teathattast]

Thieves Guild

[batsinmybelfry-deactivated20260]

A tale as old as time

[bruntalism]

[seabassapologist]

You’re right and you should say it

[morrithal]

[bunniehunn]

the difference in the comments on Amaury Guichon (the chocolate guy)’s YouTube vs the notes on tumblr is so funny.

on YT everyone’s like: “amazing!!! one of the most talented artists of our time!”

on Tumblr it’s like: “he’s done it again. we’ve gotta kill this guy.”

[redstonedust]

fascinated by the nurse who did my mental health assessment who was apparently so allergic to the concept of they/them pronouns that they unprompted decided i'm a she/he instead. it's so bizzare it kind of loops back around to based tbh. i'll take it.

[solarishashernoseinabook]

[Image IDs: three sections of text: "He describes her pace as very slow;" "He takes her medications on her own accord" Suicidal Ideation: She sometimes has thoughts of ending his life" /end]

[teaboot]

Me when my medical practitioner is a time traveller from 1732

[lizardsfromspace]

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

[lizardsfromspace]

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

[zombeesknees]

I freehanded this stitchery in about 7 hours today for a pal:

It was, of course, inspired by this post:

[eagle-writes]

Veni vidi conveni consedi

I came I saw I fits I sits

[chthonicist]

Delightful update - I learned "sits" as just "sedi" so I idly looked up "consedi" and:

I came, I saw, I fits, I establishes residence

I think this improves it immensely.