Greetings Surfer @water-gazer - Tumblr Blog

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

dayquil-driver

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)

kayakingintheeyeofthestorm

Plates are in the cupboard above the sink, utensils in the drawer by the oven.

Don't mind the cat, but she will beg (incessantly) for food.

pansyfemme

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

venatoris

i made this image for the express purpose of this

charlesoberonn

sometiktoksarevalid

ravensloane

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

quinquangularist

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

ravensloane

k hold on

ravensloane

where are my parents

Hi people in my phone I hope you're having a good day

dumbpuppyfag

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

friendly-asteroid

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

friendly-asteroid

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

totallyuniquelily

importantcatpics

sonoftheria

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

totallynotgayforyou

mafuyuh

let's copy papa

beemovieerotica

maryfitzroy

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

fandomsandfeminism

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

fandomsandfeminism

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

nochd

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.