Oxymoronic Queer

Call me Ree. Twenty something bi disaster. She/her. Personal blog but pretty fandom oriented. Currently on that good omens brain rot. Mainly running on an untagged queue. Icon made by my friend @clurzo About Twitter

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[annabelle--cane]

[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

[withoutzeuzey]

First bingqiu drawing after years fuccckkkk

[mytearsrricochet]

[intercal]

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

[landminepeople]

kinda mad that harrow the ninth established ‘pro’ as the nickname for protesilaus because i feel like we were robbed of ‘tess’

i want dulcinea telling strangers about her companion tess (who grows roses and writes poetry) and for them to think she’s in a beautiful cottagecore lesbian relationship. only for mr. manhulk with lemon muscles and a sword to show up

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[the-hyperfixated-queer1056]

Ok have we ever considered Rocky trying to lie to Grace but because of his grammar he literally says “lie” after it.

Grace: “Hey, Rocky? What are you doing?”

Rocky, doing something that will almost certainly blow up: “…Nothing, lie”

[princesscas]

How it feels to read a really good fic and find the author has dozens more like it 

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[leggywormy]

It's end of May, yall know what that means

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[lastoneout]

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

[fieldsandfurrets-deactivated202]

You did, my leige

[lastoneout]

No, that can’t be right.

[dizzy-9906]

You use Tumblr op

[lastoneout]

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

[prettyguardiansailormewmew]

when i dont know enough in an area of my special interest

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Great news! We've renovated the hospital!

- the hallways are more confusing than ever

- there are more signs, but don't worry, they're contradictory and have an at best theoretical relationship to the actual layout

- outpatients are now 37% more likely to accidentally wander into the inpatient wards

- not only is the car park more expensive, it's worse

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[solivagantingrebel]

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"