[izu]

pay my respects to grace & virtue, send my condolences to good

[scienceviewscreen]

Project Hail Mary // Incorrect quotes 3/?

Bonus:

[izu]

if i change my layout on here to phm you guys have to be so nicey to me okay

[izu]

they are going to have to peel me off of hal jordan like a lamprey

[pyroinfusedtiger]

^ This is the post the tumblr fyp sent me one random day that made me go "who the fuck wants Hal Jordan that bad?" and now this is my wonderful boyfriend

Love is real and t4t and you will find it in some unwell person on tumblr, thats why you can never deactivate, okay?

Happy pride month :)

[izu]

being a year on T is so wild. i feel like i was always meant to have a shitty little mustache

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Did you get your mustache yet

[izu]

fuck you

[pizzapartyplayhouse]

Okay fine I'll Boostle post. GOD! Just kidding they are my horrible gooblies and I love them. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

I have been thinking about these two non-stop lately... now Kith

[yikesb3rg]

for 800+ followers on twitter :)

[samglyph]

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[fibul]

there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[izu]

No they're going to kill me. HELFJOWHWKWBS

[aroace-ryland-grace]

grace fucking idiot, statement.