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She makes my eyeballs sweat

Hello how are you doing today and where are you located?

I dunno when you asked this but Im good. sent you a nessage

I live by very simple rules.

I take people however they want to be taken. Straight, Bi, gay. Whatever. It's nobodys business but your own

I do not send out unsolicited dick picks. It's really low class. Guys are turned on visually. Woman are not. Get a clue gentleman. I'm not a prude and if you want, ask.

I do not call women sluts, whore, cum bucket or any other derogatory name....well....ok, whore has its uses, but we'll know each other better then

Yep. I'm here when I cant sleep. Wicked case of insomnia.

I will say something positive if I comment on a pic/vid you post. It doesn't cost a thing to be nice

About the 3rd day of no sleep, i get wordy. Like a paragraph to say "Hi" I am aware. Feel free to ignore me, lol

also with insomnia I act like a 14 year old who just touched his first boob. Some get off on that and want to talk dirty or trade pics because I will say things that make you feel good. I don't mind being a muse

I do NOT pay for sex. No Onlyfans, Fansly or any other site

If your gay or bi. Like I said, live your life. I will even send you a pic or 2 if your honest about it. Also understand that I am straight. I do not want a pic of you or want to watch you jerk off. I respect you so please respect me.

I do not discuss politics, religion of life choices. Negativity gets you blocked

I will often make jokes or kid around with you. I like an orgasm. They are gifts, but if thats all you bring to the table, you'll bore me.

I have some kinks. Everyone does. I like Taboo role play. Mother/Son, Brother/Sister. If you want, I CAN play Daddy, but there's something felonious about it. I like public sex. I like mutual masturbation, I like dirty talk. yours and mine. I like stockings. That's all the big ones.

BE NICE TO EACH OTHER

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OF course I'm not sleeping

OR discuss the was in Ukraine or Maui's wildlife....or discuss how you can make me cum...you know whatever

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To my bros with not enough blood for both heads. I shall be your thinking head. Apparently I need to do this because a lot of you don't think these things through.

You see an attractive woman who has a couple of racey pics or you get a message out of the blue from her. She is available for the meet, or meat (hahaha. Get it? I am funny). She'll ask where you are. No matter what you say.."I live in Bumfuck, Idaho" WOW, she is only a few miles away. She tells you her fee is $50 for an hour. $100 for 2. What freaking luck, little camper! She charges so little because she just enjoys sex/finds you adorable/needs just enough to get her grandma her radiation treatment. Whatever.

Oh boy! Your drooling and your special purpose had taken over.

To meet though, she does need the money up front. Preferably gift cards. Because she needs gas money to get to you/for her protection/to make sure you're serious.

And the second she has the card numbers, she's coming over to make your toes curl, take the lord's name in vein and leave you like a dried up prune because she'll drain you of all moisture.

You get her the gift card (like a schmuck) and doesn't show. If you didn't figure it out yet, she'll hit you up again. Her grandma got her head stuck in the microwave/she had to go to the ER/some other bullshit. You end up with empty pockets and a sad penis. She, or he most likely is giggling at you and counting his money

Gentleman. Really. How could you fall for this? You don't know this person. Has no more pics to send or sends a pic of a woman who only vaguely resemble the one you saw already. Asks for gift cards before actually meeting, sends you repeat messages because there are 20 people their targeting at the same time. EVERYTHING is throwing red flags at you

Guys, Compadres, Breathern when you're dealing with people online don't think with the wrong head.

Lesson complete

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Ok. I've got some 'splain' to do. Most of role playing and videos that I enjoy are Taboo. Mother/Son, Brother/Sister. I can be a very good Daddy too if that's what she wants. To want to be a daddy to a little girl is.. I dunno.. felonious unless she brings it up.

NOW the reason why I like taboo topics is not because of any momma drama. I keep it in my zipper and not my sister. No daddy issues for me. It's actually a pretty easy reason.

It's because of my dick

I was sexually aware when I was very young. Before I had enough blood for both heads. There was a neighbor lady who was plain jane looking. Not pretty but not ugly either. She had the biggest titties. So yea. But one morning when I was 13 my dick was pointing at the house on the other side of Tits. Didn't know why so I went out to see. There was this beautiful woman. So pretty, great legs and a stellar ass. So of course my 13 year old ass that never cleaned his room was happy to help her move in. Found out her name was Jackie. She was 41 and going through a horrible divorce. Found out that not only was she a stunner but she was a very cool person to boot. I started going over to see her almost every day. Sometimes I'd stop before school and have a cup of coffee. I'd go over evening after dinner. She always had a pack of cigarettes for me and every so often she would buy me beer on Saturday night. She would talk about everything. Her divorce, her kids, her job but she also LOVED to talk about sex. Told me how her sexual prime was wasted with her ex. She asked me about my sex life. I lied and told her I did it once. She asked for all the details. I was smart enough to make it seem awkward like ppl are. She then asked me if I masturbated. To which I also lied and told her that I didn't. I was hoping that she would help me by giving me a handjob. She didnt but would come really close to crossing the line. She would do things like turn on a porn and say how it got her off and I should watch it. She'd then bring me a box of kleenex and leave the room. Then every few minutes she'd say things from the other side of the door.

Jackie: Doesn't the blonde with the big tits make you hard?

Me: (fap fap fap) Not really, no. (Fap fap fap)

Jackie: are you rubbing one out now?

Me: (FAP FAP FAP) Naw. I'm just watching. (FAP FAP FAP)

Jackie: So if I open this door right now I won't see you grinding it?

Me:: (FAPFAPFAP) Why don't you open it now and find out? That's what I was thinking anyway. Croaked out a Nope and then went

🖐️🥒💰💦💦. Put the tissue in my pocket and sauntered out of the room like I was too cool and got bored.

For the next couple of years she would do or say something that would be my masturbation material for the week

I got older, got my license and went out to explore the world and do what teens do. I stopped visiting Jackie. Somewhere Jackie moved away. My selfish, narsistic, ungrateful ass didn't even notice. I never got to even say thank you for being a good friend to me. Note to self "Don't be that douche ever again"

Sometime past. I was home on a break for college. I was eating a bowl of Froot Loops and watching the 3 Stooges and out of nowhere it hits me like a brick to the face.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT. She was trying to suduce you.

And looking back, she certainly was. If I didn't act like I was too cool and told her the truth this would be a very different story.

And that my patience reader is why I fell I to the Taboo community

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