#guy talk

[jetblackfeeling]

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[gameguy20100]

Nino: So, who has the better lips? Juleka or Marinette?

Luka: DUDE! That’s my sister!

Adrien: Marinette. Her signing voice is beautiful. You need good lips for that.

Luka: And now I’m annoyed for two reasons!

[lemonluvgirl]

Guy Talk Part 3

Peeta: *in a slightly drunk and slurring voice* I have to  make sure she’s thoroughly stuffed at least THREE times before bed or else I’m in BIG tr-trouble.

Finnick: No way! Three times a night? Every night? 

Gale: Bullshit! 

Peeta: For real! Sometimes, she wakes me up in the middle of the night for more and---jeez---by morning I’m dragging! By midday I’m exhausted! I think I’m operating mostly on naps at this point. 

Finnick: Wow, I hear you dude. I mean when Annie was pregnant she got pretty demanding--

Gale: *looking at Finnick* Please tell me you are not buying this!

Peeta: *giving Gale the stink eye* What? You think I can’t keep up with what my wife wants? 

Gale: Its not that, its just if you’re up all night stuffing her, how do you get up so early to make the bread in the morning?

Peeta: I mean, I just get up and do it. It's my job. Sometimes if I’ll do prep work for the next day if I’m up late so I can sleep a little longer before I have to open the shop. 

Finnick: Man, Peeta, that’s dedication to your wife and your work. 

Peeta: *nods humbly* Yeah, I mean who am I to deny Katniss her cheesebuns at 3am? I mean, she’s carrying my baby! She can have all the fresh pastries she wants!

Gale and Finnick look at each other for a second and then burst out laughing. 

Gale: I knew it sounded too fantastic to be true. 

Finnick: *wiping tears of laughter from his eyes* 

Peeta: *oblivious* And to make matters worse, ever since Katniss hit her second trimester she’s been after me like a dog with a bone. If she doesn’t want me baking for her, she wants me naked and--

Peeta: *turns bright red and shuts up, looking around guiltily at his friends* Forget I said that! You guys weren’t supposed to hear that part!

Gale groans and Finnick bursts out laughing anew. 

Peeta: I’m serious! You can’t ever repeat that! Katniss will kill me! 

Finnick: *puts his arm around Peeta’s shoulder* You’re secret’s safe with us man. 

Gale: *grunts and hands Peeta another beer sympathetically* 

Peeta: Thanks. I’m so lucky to have you guys. 

[evilhorse]

Women are wonderful creatures, but mysteries.

[theexodvs]

Gentlemen, women want a man who can control his temper, doesn’t look at inappropriate things on the internet, cooks, and can perform household chores. That isn’t a goal or paradigm to strive to. If you want lifelong companionship, that is a bare minimum.

[gavin-3]

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