kai.

he/him || artist and writer || requests open! PFP by me

[mmmalakai]

Hello!

I'm Kai (any pronouns, pref. he/him), a bigender, bisexual and queer writer on Tumblr.

I write strictly mlm, mlnb and nblm fanfiction, as well as cis male, trans male and nonbinary self-insert fics. I also post my own drawings and fanart. Requests are open!

AO3 Acc

Pronouns Page

Carrd

[fandima-rambles]

Please reblog this if you believe that people under the age of 18 still need to have privacy and being a minor does not invalidate their feelings/need to have a safe space.

[mmmalakai]

@magical-sweet-kitty

I may have also gotten you as my valentine lmao

I'm pretty sure you're a Ricky fan so I figured I'd draw some spacedolls :3

Hope you like this, I really loved drawing them 🫂🫂🫂

(Plus some individual pics if you'd like!)

[magical-sweet-kitty]

It's already the 14th of February in where I live and I just finished the drawing for the valentine's day rtc exchange.

I went with Nisha (I think thats what is called since Misha's name isn't expelled with a c anymore?) because I think you like it. (You do, right? I hope I didn't mess up) @mmmalakai

I'm sorry, it's really bad, I had some troubles with this drawing :(

[mmmalakai]

it is FANTASTIC

the background looks so cool (def reminds me of the warehouse) and I love the lipstick smudges, it's so cute

THANK YOU SO MUCH 🫂🫂🫂🫂

[icepoptroll]

I’m challenging each and every one of you to draw your fave ship getting married by Chuck E Cheese here I’ll go first

[mmmalakai]

me when I'm a swinging space age bachelor man and you're forever eternally Jane Doe but what if we were on the planet zolar

[mmmalakai]

My contribution to the RTC Tarot Deck Collab :)

Join us!

[icepoptroll]

Based on a convo on Discord about an Irish euphemism for death: "Tá siad in agallaimh an bás," meaning "They're in an interview with death." We thought this sounded like the choir and Karnak.

Go raibh maith agat a @bee-devilling for telling me about this saying and for writing the dialogue!!

English translation:

Karnak: So, why do you think you're fit for this position?

Ocean: What position?

Karnak: I believe the specific job title is "Dead."

[kyri45]

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[heart-dotmp4]

@puzzlevisiondarling @bl0si @totallyhumannotalienhehe @bigidiotenergytm @razberriesss1 @spinztheregularguyoffical @oculis-aspicientis-666 @theclownkid @no-one-of-any-importance @oddlyvoid @oofblue @nutcoffin @eve-pie @sketchquill @yunsed @imagineforeststudio @theyamjam @doyoureallyneedme @yet-happy

Tagging everyone i know, cause if they have a friend or their posting mouthwashing, i want them to be careful, please be careful everyone, i hope no one will experience this no matter the fandom, cause thats jut so fucked up.

[birthdayclownn]

Thanks for the tag! I’ll be sure to do this, asks will be off until January ish

[heart-dotmp4]

Good to know, i hope you stay safe frankie!

[henry-and-nancy-elsner-kisser]

Everyone spread this bc you need to turn off your ask box for bc for safety @sayuri-does-skits / @sayuri-finn @nightkit92 @eminsunnytoons @nia1sworld @antonias-beloved @textbook-dinner @flutterflutteryay @oddlyvoid @iggyguyy @sundove88 @s4gefr0g @n0vatsu @random-duolingo-doodles @devillemon085

[s1ll1s1las]

@mel-loly @edgywithaheart @gachaclubideas

@yourlocalxiaosimp @2laffy2 @justafriendlystranger etc..

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Wtf will do holy shit

@demonicallyslaying @nanochittle @homocidalpotat @st4rrl1ghtwastaken @angelicallyresurrecting @the-silly-words-on-your-screen @hauntedpotat

[totally-italy]

I will be doing this too. Sorry, I'm trying to tag some of my mutuals but my memory isn't great!

@france-the-third, @eliza-married-a-gay-icarus, @france-unofficial, @officially-dorset, @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

@kianf1sh, @historyfan9784, @tragicassi and @chronically-online-italian.

[this-machine-runs-on-coffee]

I'm so sorry I'm going to get as many tags as I can later because I don't remembed who I follow right now

Whoever sees this, I hope this doesn't really happen or doesn't happen to anyone but this is important anyway!

Outdated tag list sorry I haven't had the time to add new mutuals to it but guys this is important

@juicylipsperson, @lilythefirst819x, @nayrzz, @schnitzelsemmerl, @justalittlerandomartist

@villain-life, @theonlyzenith, @fantastic-mr-lily, @amorcie, @officialhusker

@chandlerschainsaw, @ronnica-sinp, @ribcage-confessions, @bxtteryacid

@radio-silence-fan, @ayumi-darling, @irisiscool, @askpennylamb

@cr0wqui11, @chippyredd, @totally-italy, @urlocalweirdperson1232, @mckenzie-t-canis-lupus

@onlyinitforthefandoms, @kokodrowning, @kittieshauntedourfantasy, @just-another-infp, @imobsessedwiththeatre

@worldsbiggestnerd101, @zhemchuzhina-x, @iridescentis, @ttheatre-trashh, @disorganised-bagel

@little-miss-nnylkoorb, @musical-ingenue-wannabe, @ratsvoid, @iliketodrawig, @a-fucking-tornado

@i-eat-homeless-people, @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes, @jaydove-writes

@vespalover24, @jackina-box, @musical-dash-trash, @mjthenonc0nformist, @noah-the-rat-enthusiast12

@gushalperslefteyeball, @rubbyyysruby, @aspiritdrawings, @reedrobinn, @batc4t

@legolamb, @ivys-head-is-spinning, @imtrappedinthepitsofhell, @imobsessedwithdrawning, @gushalperswife

@differentsublimephantom, @chibizaiya, @watermel0ns-dumb-cringe, @rorey-coss, @parasolyaa

@dandelionflowery, @pessimist-poet, @d3m0cracyr0cks, @half-eaten-baguetteee, @steph-schuyler

@aaronpurr-sirr, @borgerrat, @4ever-eternally-jane-doe, @ask-baddesteggbitch

@iliveinyourfridge67, @ringomclennison, @the-lizard-god, @into-the-cycloneverse-rtc, @just-a-non-binary-fellow

@spacecatdraws, @iwanna-be-legendary, @your-local-multigender-whore,

@iliveinyourceiling65, @evenmorecreativeusernameiswear, @steph-schuyler, @angelicassassinations, @emmaspersonaldiary

@new-zee-land, @snek-of-eden, @rowangrayy, @sinningvin

some more people i can think of that might not be in this list

@sleepandblog, @musicalfan78, @justacl0wn

Link to a post with a link to a post with the screenshot that said people would do it

[just-another-infp-deactivated20]

Just thinking about it makes me sick

Also sorry if not all my moots are here I have shit memory

@manically-depressedd-psychopath @karmaajr @aaronpurr-sirr @ihaveflipflop @book-girl4evaaa @freecollectivementality

[shattered-starry-pages]

this is terrible

its the middle of the night and i can't think who to tag, but reblogging to boost

[i-had-a-bad-feeling]

My asks are off until the new year. Sorry.

@empty-plastic-water-bottle @kiya-cannibal-bug @abbyth3w1tch @littlerat2 @new-zee-land @logan-the-artist @sillycritterthing @angelicassassinations @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @manically-depressedd-psychopath @k1tkatzzz @kylievershion @noelle-the-sleepy @very-uncorrect

And all other moots/followers that weren’t tagged. Be safe.

[new-zee-land]

this is insane

tagging all of my moots under the cut, sorry for any re-tags/people that have already seen this

@sarastellasari @oldangelcatalogue @i-eat-homeless-people @thee-silly-0ne @noelle-the-sleepy

@izzythedemigod @boonesandbones @karacole @ariasremorse @nor-the-drawer

@kenaz0421 @average-emo-enigma @junommidnight @emmaspersonaldiary @this-machine-runs-on-coffee

@rollipollipillbug @chica-de-teatro @fruity-and-friendly-2 @nekofairy1999 @raise-a-gla55-2-fr33d0m

@moonsgreendawn @the-space-jesus @tigerfromthetiber @v-4-lentine @the-lizard-god

@janedoeislife @k1tkatzzz @sonny-boiiii @legolamb @angelicassassinations

@savannahwiththegreenest-eyes @galaxys-universe @cassthecrypt1d @ari-the-silly @mountaindewgay

@somelostrefrain @empty-plastic-water-bottle @rtc-obsessed-gworlie @stupidloafofbread @dalakite

@mave-katx @tortl3 @moththenumber @worminurapple @iliveinyourfridge67

@rat-bitch-kins-the-fae @sillycritterthing @thatacefrog @moonyc0re @askthe7

@unstableunicornsofasgard @nico-the-overlord @rat-detector @ho-ho-homosxual @i-had-a-bad-feeling

@beacedocrime @xxx-ang3l-w1th-a-sh0tgun-xxx @randomnerd737 @ashhyy @zenokani

@patchespremium @the-tired-gay-man-jay @nonbinary-wyvern @seadhna24 @console-pokeballs-rupees

@eggless391 @the-cheese-slut @tinywafflerat @diamond-blade @attackmodea

@britt-ish123 @skylarstar1000 @ltlemonpop @wolfire @serpentinesomebody

@kitty-narc @an0thergl1tch @thevioletcobra @littlerat2 @dead-eyes-roll

@doyouneedmedicalwesistance @yazihowell @justagirlinacape @oliveoilollie @energetically-exhausted

@part-time-zombie @not-sure-what-im-feeling @islandora @prodigal-explorer @annoying-atom-ace

@holdnarrytight @inkyeyez510 @enby-trash-rat @spacykid @sockstheartistpuppet

@spooki-pooks @edupunkn00b @viva-gardens @instantromannoodles @mountains-on-mountains

@keter-class-anomaly @thegreenshirtguy

[cassthecrypt1d]

I'm sorry what the actual fuck

tagging all my moots

@mushroom-girl89 @savannahwiththegreenest-eyes @disorganised-bagel @mmmalakai

@shackledpuppy @dimongirl1516 @cyclqnes @urmomnasty @strawberrymilkshakessss

@abreathingrock @schnitzelsemmerl @sleepdeprivedsprout @book-girl4evaaa @4rielle

@xvtism @forecast-disaster @cr0wqui11 @ari-the-silly @bailey01sblog

@fiction-freak @the-space-jesus @bee-devilling @idrinkspinalfluid1234 @iridescentis @lyneydamagikman

@angelicassassinations @portalsbean @puppypoundbean @chemilico @zwampp

@moththenumber @omurikkj @cin-cin93 @mari-christmas-whores

[mmmalakai]

holy fucking hell thank you for tagging me

will reblog to my other accs to tag more pple

[shackledkitty]

draw jane doe but instead of a doll head she has one of those rubber horse masks <3

- kai!

forever eternally, jane *incomprehensible horse neighing*

[mmmalakai]

thanks for the freaky art 🫂

[therealbadegg]

When silence falls, does no one care?

Jane Doe.

Drew some fanart for Jenelle Catherina’s Jane Doe (Majestic Rep my beloved) <3

Reference pictures below, all from @/jencattv on Insta

[milsandmillio]

@jencattv hi..

[jencattv]

Ahhhh this is amazing! Thank you! 🫶🏼

[mmmalakai]

(Responding on this account because I think Tumblr glitched and made you block my other one 💀)

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AAAAA I LIVE FOR YOUR JANE 🫶🫶🫶

[therealbadegg]

When silence falls, does no one care?

Jane Doe.

Drew some fanart for Jenelle Catherina’s Jane Doe (Majestic Rep my beloved) <3

Reference pictures below, all from @/jencattv on Insta

[mmmalakai]

@jencattv 👀

[therealbadegg]

You see @another-ask-ocean-blog 's ranking of you?

-🐩

Yes

I do not understand, how is Noel in negative numbers but still higher than me?

[another-ask-ocean-blog]

You're attractive objectively (not my type)

But I like Noel more than you

Overall

[therealbadegg]

Are you saying Noel is unattractive?

You rate him 2/10???

[another-ask-ocean-blog]

i rated him 2/10

on attractiveness

because i'm not personally into him

[therealbadegg]

But he is attractive, no?

[another-ask-ocean-blog]

Not in my opinion

[therealbadegg]

You have very strange opinion

I think Noel is the prettiest handsomest beautifulest attractivest man to ever live

[another-ask-ocean-blog]

Well I don't

[therealbadegg]

Are you blind?

^^ Pretty pretty boy

[mmmalakai]

@ask-noel-gruber did you not see this 🤔

[ask-noel-gruber]

Truth or dare?

– @mmmalakai

Trare.

Uh….truth.

[mmmalakai]

So dare?

[ask-noel-gruber]

No, I said truth

[mmmalakai]

Fine

Least favourite non-Ocean choir member

[ask-noel-gruber]

Truth or dare?

– @mmmalakai

Trare.

Uh….truth.

[mmmalakai]

So dare?

[depsidase]

another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

[chiknnoodlsoop-deactivated20250]

HELP MW WHY IS HE SO AGGRESSIVE ABOUT IT

[batc4t]

my new favorite video tbh

[mmmalakai]

HOLY SHIT.

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Why is Gus Halper the, like, Ride The Cyclone fandom heartthrob? I get that he’s attractive but how did he become THE attractive one?

Like did you guys not see Kholby Wardell preform a full song essentially in lingerie? Did you miss that? Did you black out?

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

I mean COME ON

I am looking OH SO disrespectfully.