Cat Mom

Hannah. 25. Hair Stylist. Loser I guess.

[kitty]

[lsiri045]

Toe beans aren’t food!

[hoopyfrood]

why do my amazon reviews read like shitposts

[cyan-concrete]

SO I HAD A WEAPON WITH LOOTING 9000+ AND NEARLY TOOK DOWN THE SERVER

[oscilite]

I thought this was a slab of ground beef superimposed into minecraft

[tangled-much]

rapunzel pov

[scenesfromaboredmind]

This show, I swear to god

[memoriesofelephants]

Sanjai, a 20-years old bull (male elephant), sees himself for the first time in front of a mirror. [x]

[shencomix]

For sharing:

Long-ways | Square-ways

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[weavemama]

THIS IS TOO PURE 

[weavemama]

also it’s true how baby cheetahs are considered “socially awkward” omfg we need to protect them at all costs 

[rcktpwr]

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

[swampnert-deactivated20170515]

may i ask why

[rcktpwr]

no

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[ruinedchildhood]

[awwww-cute]

[dajo42]

[unlovde]

I understand what this stick figure is feeling

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

no really, it’s in construction

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

it’s coming along nicely

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

they put up the flags

[sfsjfjdsfksdfkds-deactivated201]

Updates:

[nadjaandlazslosmixtape-deactiva]

So satisfying

[sensitiveandopinionated-deactiv]

omg…this just made me …excited