MEMES // HELL*

sideblog to sonhxdorcs  //  welcome to mmsfromhell, my name is satan and i hope you have fun here!  

[mmsfromhell]

♡˚☪ random yet iconic sentences from my conversations with saltbae!  ( please feel free to change this to your preference! ):

◾️ “ don't ask me why we have so many names, honestly. “ ◾️ “ I feel like the hand kiss is too much, to be honest. “ ◾️ “ shooketh. “ ◾️ “ like he’s always been a circus performer turned cop & superhero in my head. “ ◾️ “ i need your list! “ ◾️ “ it reminds me of lemony snicket but grown up. “ ◾️ “ i don’t mind chill ghosts, they don’t bother me & i don’t bother them so- “ ◾️ “ so: titanic boy, well girl, viking warrior girl, salem witch- “ ◾️ “ it’s apparently common with children. “ ◾️ “ celine dion would want you to do it! “ ◾️ “ tell your spirit to shut up & watch it anyway- “ ◾️ “ so, that explains my fear of the ocean- “ ◾️ “ so i can just get a water pistol full of it & just ‘don’t try it demon’- “ ◾️ “ we have our own goat man! “ ◾️ “ & ‘jacob put on your shirt!-’ ‘NO’ “ ◾️ “ angels are just cool, man. “ ◾️ “ he walked into a church, like- that just radiates dumb bitch energy- “ ◾️ “ like, it looks like the live action version of the muppet death from the muppet christmas carol. “ ◾️ “ a skellie! “ ◾️ “ ___ GOD DAMN IT- WHAT TEAM?! “ ◾️ “ fair enough have a nice day- “ ◾️ “ uwu? “ ◾️ “ except i’m really good at trivia so i always win, & he gets really mad at me & says i’m cheat- cheating... “ ◾️ “ not bitches who shit on the floor & on my fava pair of shoes- “ ◾️ “ why do that when they could hold hands though? “ ◾️ “ & the dude deadass said the videos should have english subtitles. “ ◾️ “ and then she smacks him on his arm! “ ◾️ “ that’s so straight- “ ◾️ “ diddly doodly do sounds like what ___ calls sex. “

[mmsfromhell]

♡˚☪ angsty starters!  ( please feel free to change this to your preference! ):

◾️ “ you said you’d call- i was worried sick about you. “ ◾️ “ i waited for you, you know?&nbsp““ ◾️ “ i can’t believe you’ve done this.&nbsp““ ◾️ “ please, don’t go-&nbsp““ ◾️ “ i can’t do it, i can’t do it- this is too hard for me, i can’t- “ ◾️ “ i feel like i’m having a panic attack...““ ◾️ “ leave. ““ ◾️ “ why must you be like this?!““ ◾️ “ oh god- that’s a lot of blood, oh my- ““ ◾️ “ you’re not real! it’s all in my head! “;“ ◾️ “ it hurts... “;“ ◾️ “ you can’t do this! remember all we’ve been through! ““ ◾️ “ i’m sorry it had to come to this. “ ◾️ “ please, please tell me you’re joking.... “ ◾️ “ wake up! wake up, wake up, wake up! “ ◾️ “ the things you said... i can’t forgive them. “ ◾️ “ i’m moving out. “ ◾️ “ i can’t stand you. “ ◾️ “  how could you?.. “ ◾️ “ i trusted you. “ ◾️ “  i lost my best friend... “ ◾️ “ help is on the way- stay awake. “ ◾️ “ it’s been a long day... “ ◾️ “ i’m... sleepy... “ ◾️ “ i’ll tell you every thing, when we see each other again, right? “ ◾️ “ something told me this wouldn’t last... “ ◾️ “ ___’s in a better place. “ ◾️ “ i wanted you to be better. “ ◾️ “ family’s all that we got. “ ◾️ “ you gotta be with me for this last ride. “ ◾️ “ so remember me when i’m gone. “ ◾️ “ it will always take you home. “ ◾️ “ fuck off already! “ ◾️ “ i hate you. “ ◾️ “ i love you. “

[mmsfromhell]

♡˚☪  quotes from the good omens’ tv show! ( please feel free to change this to your preference! ):

◾️ “ i don’t even like you! “ ◾️ “ you do! “ ◾️ “  only this unlikely duo can stop doomsday. “ ◾️ “ we have nothing whatsoever in common. “ ◾️ “ we’re on opposite sides! “ ◾️ “ how long have we been friends? “ ◾️ “ welcome to the end times. “ ◾️ “ not my department. “ ◾️ “ we’re doomed. “ ◾️ “ shut your stupid mouth, and die already. “ ◾️ “ get thee behind me, foul fiend. “ ◾️ “ ... after you. “ ◾️ “ be funny if we both got it wrong, eh? if i did the good thing and you did the bad one. “ ◾️ “ ah, looky here- it’s lucifer and the guys! “ ◾️ “ i never asked to be a demon. “ ◾️ “ can’t give up now! “ ◾️ “ i’m saying you could kill him. “ ◾️ “ nothing to see here! “ ◾️ “ ... over and over and over and over and over and over and over. “ ◾️ “ so long, sucker! “ ◾️ “ come up with something, or i’ll never talk to you again! “ ◾️ “ you go too fast for me, ___. “ ◾️ “ i’m having a moment here! “ ◾️ “ sorry, what was that? “ ◾️ “ we have to work together. “ ◾️ “ there’s a lot happening. all good. “ ◾️ “ it’s definitely him. “ ◾️ “ how kind... “ ◾️ “ hello? “ ◾️ “ any other question? “ ◾️ “ what are you doing here?! “ ◾️ “ you don’t have a side anymore, neither of us do.  we’re on our own side. “ ◾️ “ don’t think of it as dying. think of it as leaving before the rush. “ ◾️ “ well, don't quote me on this, but I'm pretty sure it's because of all those memos you kept sending them, saying how amazingly well you were doing. “ ◾️ “ so the humans beat me to it. that's not my fault. “ ◾️ “ i felt it. would i lie to you? “ ◾️ “ well, obviously. you're a demon. that's what you do. “ ◾️ “ grow better! “ ◾️ “ you’re not my dad! “ ◾️ “ oh! made me go tingly. “ ◾️ “ my point is... dolphins. “ ◾️ “ can i hear a ‘wahoo’? “ ◾️ “ do us a quick miracle, will you? i need a bath towel. “

[mmsfromhell]

♡˚☪  iconic quotes of the students of AVAC part 3 ( credits to the people in the group! pls feel free to change this to your preference! )

◾️ “  also don't do your laundry today. “ ◾️ “ i was left unsupervised. “ ◾️ “ omg LETS SWIM. “ ◾️ “ Anyone know how to fix washing machines? “ ◾️ “ i'm a BUBBLE MONSTER. “ ◾️ “ i have people judging already just because i have a towel in hand. “ ◾️ “ i am Very Wet ™. “ ◾️ “ WHAT IS THAT ANIMAL. “ ◾️ “ I'm gonna go steal the espresso machine. “ ◾️ “ ___ u wanna make bad decisions together??? “ ◾️ “ delete my existence. “ ◾️ “ BAD DECISIONS. “ ◾️ “ BUBBLES ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. “ ◾️ “ as roommate I think I’m obligated. “ ◾️ “ nobody can make me do anything. “ ◾️ “ It's honestly not just you, I wouldn't trust like 99% of the student body with fire. “ ◾️ “ you + fire = terror. “ ◾️ “ im a free spirit, carried about by the whims of the cosmos. “ ◾️ “ the universe is talking to me... i can hear what they're saying... they say you're full of shit. “ ◾️ -reverse uno card- “ no, you. “  ◾️ “ Hug dealers are the best! “ ◾️ “ i’ll give whoever can catch me, like, 20$. “ ◾️ “ the ecomy’s falling apart. “ ◾️ “  i know a racoon who begs to differ. “ ◾️ “ i'm gonna hug you twice. “ ◾️ “ am i really gonna live in fear of being hugged now? “ ◾️ “ NOT CUTE. IM SCARY AND TOUGH. “ ◾️ “ AND I'LL USE VINES ALL I WANT YOU PANINI HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! “

[mmsfromhell]

♡˚☪  iconic quotes of the students of AVAC part 2 ( credits to the people in the group! pls feel free to change this to your preference! )

◾️ “  dude not even I know who spilled the beans at this point. “ ◾️ “  okay first of all he just left it on the bench, second of all he didn't even have a password. “ ◾️ “ this school is insane, how are you not all dead yet? “ ◾️ “ the satisfaction of helping you find love will be enough. “ ◾️ “ isnt tinder just a hookup app? “ ◾️ “ i don't charge for dates? is that new? “ ◾️ “ fAKE DATING AU. “ ◾️ “ apparently since I only read books I'm a caveman. “ ◾️ “ bruh that's just an apple. “ ◾️ “ fuck you can make chicken that means i gotta google how to knit a shark hat. “ ◾️ “ good morning krusty crew. “ ◾️ “ prank idea: let’s put monkeys in logan’s room. “ ◾️ “ they're guaranteed assholes to be honest. “ ◾️ “ my noses' consent is important. “ ◾️ “ you're also 3 days behind on sleep. “ ◾️ “ prank other steve with a bucket of water propped up on the door. “ ◾️ “ walking peasants. “ ◾️ “ bring one into the dorm and i will fuck you up. “ ◾️ “ geese are mean. “ ◾️ “ KNOWING YOUR RECORD??? “ ◾️ “ I'M BLIND RICH. “ ◾️ “ oh my god. “ ◾️ “ KAHJSDGFKAHJG. “ ◾️ “ OOOOOOO. “ ◾️ “ introducing private affair. “

[mmsfromhell]

♡˚☪ iconic quotes of the students of AVAC part 1 ( credits to the people in the group! pls feel free to change this to your preference! )

◾️ “ fists only my guys. “ ◾️ “ old irish stuff. “ ◾️ “ i will personally fight this kid. “ ◾️ “ also , if i show up already slighty tipsy , do i win ? “ ◾️ “ what's it like to have good relationships with parental figures? “ ◾️ “ if i flirt with any of you , just know it's a personality trait & i'm probably not interested. “ ◾️ “ fighting is a turn on. “ ◾️ “ HIT ME AND CALL ME PRETTY. “ ◾️ “ i am the Worst™. “ ◾️ “ according to my therapist. “ ◾️ “ we invented ghosting. “ ◾️ “ can i have someone else's last name then? “ ◾️ “ s o u l m a t e s. “ ◾️ “ sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. “ ◾️ “ manthony. “ ◾️ “ pls don't use emojis like this it fucks with my siri. “ ◾️ “ also __ pls stop being a smartass i'm too drunk and horny for that. “ ◾️ “ exactly why we should hunt him down. “ ◾️ “ sorry I disappeared to make nuggets. “ ◾️ “ please tell me you weren’t listening in on my last hook up. “ ◾️ “ apology meme brainstorm, go! “ ◾️ “ HOW DID YOU BURN ORANGE JUICE “ ◾️ “ have fun and use protection! “ ◾️ “ your heart beat is RACING. “ ◾️ “ performance issues on his part. “ ◾️ “ he has very long arms. “ ◾️ “ i stole it. “ ◾️ “ PROF GREY IS THIRSTY. “ ◾️ “ "dicked down". “ ◾️ “ please please please cancel class. “

[mmsfromhell]

♡˚☪ iconic quotes from the game ‘ marvel academy ‘- feel free to change this however you like!

◾️ “ it’s not a party until somebody puts on a purple ski mask. “ ◾️ “ i’m telling you i’m gay. “ ◾️ “  oh my gosh, ___. you are sooooooo in love with me!  “ ◾️ “ no one ever asks me how i feel...  “ ◾️ “ it’s time to finally unleash the metal inside of you. “ ◾️ “ honestly, y’all don’t understand the first thing about organized crime. “ ◾️ “ you hurt my best friend. so now you have to die. “ ◾️ “ nobody likes you.  “ ◾️ “ what if i told you there’s a bunch of stuff online about how you and me would be a perfect couple? “ ◾️ “ should we start with destroying my enemies, or freeing the monster from the timefog? “ ◾️ “ oh hel no. “ ◾️  “ you’re so bitter and confrontational. like one of my dates, but with prettier hair.  “ ◾️ “ you’re the new guy. pretty soon a vampire or a sorcerer will get recruited, and you’ll be old news.  “ ◾️  “ how come i don’t hate you as much as i should?  “ ◾️  “ it’s for halloween.  “ ◾️ “ who are you? where’d you come from? what’s your phone number?  “ ◾️ “ original science bros!  “ ◾️ “ ... hulking smash?  “ ◾️ “ time travel is super confusing, but the one thing we know is i’m always awesome! “ ◾️ “ hulk strongest there is. avengers smash santa hulk. “ ◾️ “ you get crazy excited about stuff like this, and repeatedly punch me while i talk about it. i have a permanent bone bruise on my voting arm. “ ◾️ “  i can’t believe i let you talk me into this...  “ ◾️ “  i need to focus on what’s important. like throwing myself a welcome party.  “ ◾️ “  i don’t know! maybe it’s something fun like a giant bunny!  “ ◾️ “ wanna help me set the speed record? wanna also get my doctor on speed dial? “ ◾️ “  hey, i resent that. i don’t refuse to smile. i just don’t see the point. “ ◾️ “ EVERY VILLAIN WILL DIE!  “ ◾️ “  you said ___’s cheekbones aren’t perfectly symmetrical. prepare to die... “