The Nonadventures of Snarkgirl and Rabbitboy

*poems, papers, wine, and Futurama*

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[myarmsaretoolong]

[staff]

Happy International Asexuality Day, Tumblr!

[mmveronica]

IS THIS ACE VISIBILITY??

[batferret]

[theoreocat]

What are your pet's favourite places?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Pudding does not wish to be seen but wishes to remain warm

[mmveronica]

Fajita likes sinks

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[greeneyes4thicthighs]

i’m really hopeful right now.

[onwardthroughthefog]

Third time is a charm.

[happy68boi]

Yes

[cravinmohead]

Why not?

[abigolassismykryptonite]

Let’s go

[bluesmokelove]

Bring It On

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[byjove]

We did it Tommy!

[nocontextgoodplace]

[wildlifewednesdays]

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

[docwithtardisfez]

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

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[nightonblogmountain]

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

[typhoidmeri]

Omgggg the sounds.

[gigi-tastic]

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

[bears-official]

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

[turniptitaness]

I’m dead. I’m lying dead on my floor in a pool of tears. This is the best thing, but I am also heartbroken because I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO SNUGGLE ANYTHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. And I never can.

[myoxisbroken-deactivated2024022]

I swear this porcupine is saying, “Pumpkin, mmmm” repeatedly.

[todaysbird]

DIRECT ACTION

[wolg-fang]

San Francisco take notes

[blackqueerblog]

this lowkey really bothers me to see companies treating us LGBT+ people as trends

[strawberry-bi]

YOU are bi!

[secondshot-moved-deactivated202]

[teathattast]

[anxietyproblem]

[fleshcrypt]

Signal boost the h e c c out of this. I always forget the differences and its occurring to me that ive been having an anxiety attack for about a week now

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Writers take note. Panic attacks can come on fast and almost violently (in an emotional way) and leave you feeling 100% NOT SAFE even tho everything around you is fine. And as quick as it started it’s gone and you feel emotionally wrecked.

An anxiety attack can be a long drawn out ordeal where you’re nearvious and tense and it just doesn’t go away.

A panic attack is a code Red emergency. An F5 tornado.

An anxiety attack is a persistent code Yellow or Orange. Still a tornado but the house is still standing after.

[thelastofthedilettantes]

Guys, for people worried about the abortion bill that’s just been passed, this could prove to be useful and helpful information.

Please reblog!

[prince-tips]

I’m so sorry this is info that has to be spread now. Stay safe. 

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[thatsthat24]

How…dare…

[rivianrudolf]

I literally hate everything about this fucking website but especially this

[kaijufluffs]

[abstractedthinking]

My mouth legitimately just dropped open….

I didn’t ask for this

[randomslasher]

came for the mash-up. Reblogged for the art and the bird gif. 

[1800-sanders-sides]

Holy fuCK

[fluidityandgiggles]

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I will never not reblog this

[voidchangeling]

What did I just listen to??

[kingalexdreaming]

It’s gorgeous….

[ironwoman359]

Music is an amazing thing

[some-thingsmustdie-deactivated2]

This is the fucking bEST THING I CAN’T

[iworkinretail-myguy]

criticize the work of stephanie meyer all you like, but she has let twilight die of natural causes rather than viciously reanimate its corpse with every tweet. yes this is about jkr

[penny-anna]

The Fellowship & Bilbo + 19th Century Character Trope Generator

bonus Sam/Frodo

[sindefara]

i must do it, too!!!!!!!!!