trash

[jajaneenee]

[thebootydiaries]

me: blushes irl while flirting with a character in a game

[thebootydiaries]

me (to my cricket gf): babe.. do you still love me?

cricket gf: *cricket sounds*

me: is that yes in cricket language or awkward silence

[ivegotadirtyheavysoul-deactivat]

Twenty One Pilots concert?

[thebootydiaries]

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lesbiantiana]

yes i’m an artist. yes i don’t know how to draw. we exist

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[memewhore]

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

[humordankmemesfunnywtf]

[bombing]

doctor: the operation was a success

me: i didn’t ask

[headspace-hotel]

Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

[main-river]

Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

[headspace-hotel]

Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

[creepish]

your honor can you please just leave my client alone

[shisuiuchiha-deactivated2020110]

[zootedboy]

hater: youre ugly

me: AND??? WHATS NEXT??

[bruisemark]

She thicc

Thoughtful Honest Interesting Caring Compassionate