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ew-wave

#⌈ ◦ sounds like a nice night. ▤ MUSINGS ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

melynskeys

#⌈ ◦ i am not trying to be someone else. ◐ VISAGE ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

wow i am so forgetful lmao i will get to replies tomorrow

#⌈ ◦ what is wrong with you? ◐ OUT OF CHARACTER ;; ◦ ⌋

rihenna

#⌈ ◦ yeah. screw that. ◐ MUSINGS ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

rihenna

#⌈ ◦ yeah. screw that. ◐ MUSINGS ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

ghostsandgoblins

#⌈ ◦ sounds like a nice night. ▤ MUSINGS ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

let-gavin-free

Soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mates skin as well.

princess-tuna-deactivated202209

Imagine having a super artistic soulmate who draws flowers and designs and really beautiful patterns all over their arms and person 2 just sits there and watches the little lines appear on their arms and they can’t stop smiling and it’s their favorite part of the day

Imagine person 1 being super forgetful so they scribble down all the places their appointments are and person 2 tries to decipher them and figure out where they’re at and they meet and they see their writing on their hand from across the waiting room/ coffee shop/ etc. and they scramble to find a pen and write ‘found you’ on the back of their hand and person 1 sees it and they lock eyes and

Wow I like this au

#⌈ ◦ trust issues? ▤ WISHLIST ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i don’t wanna be alone. ◐ WISHLIST ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

iamnotaduckyet

plot where “aha my bros bet me that i couldn’t sleep with this loner girl from school” and he does but next thing you know “fuCk she’s pregnant”

#⌈ ◦ i don’t wanna be alone. ◐ WISHLIST ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

rikerwrites

grounderwrites:

just a list trashy aus to consider

“i play literally the straightest character to ever straight on television which is why everyones super surprised when in reality i came out with my boyfriend/girlfriend bc what do u mean your gay now / well im not my character” au

“im not saying you cant be a stripper and that youre lying im just saying you act like too much of a ball of sunshine to be a stripper so i might need to see physical proof of this job” au

“THE APOCALYPSE IS HAPPENING WOULD YOU STOP LIVETWEETING ABOUT IT FOR TEN SECONDS AND PASS ME THAT KNIFE JESUS FUCK” au

“so we bumped into each other in the dorm hallway and some how i picked up your dvd full of porn and you picked up my favorite romcom, so this an awkward exchange” au

“we just spent 20 minutes fighting over whether or not advanced algebra is important to know in society, in french class” au

“how am i supposed to be a good new roommate and not act annoyed when you buy store brand greek yogurt what are you a savage” au

“i want to blame my young child from accidentally breaking your window with a baseball, but it actually was in fact me, and i was aiming for your roof i am sorry” au

“listen i didnt mean to walk in on you trying on lingerie but i want you to know that is not your color, pls try this on instead, also if you have any other questions, im at the cashiers desk ok sor — oh my god pls put that back its our worst thingin this story, ok no im sorry im sorry im leaving pls dont be mad at me” au

“sorry i accidentally time traveled from the future and ended up some how transported into your shower while you were actually showering, i apologize but your hair does smell nice” au

“so i stole a car and you were asleep in it, still, oops” au

“im not telling you i found a baby dragon, but i found a baby dragon, and i cant just hide it in our shed so i need you to help me hide it, i’ll trade you that potion youve been asking for this help, liKE LOOK HOW CUTE” au

“my kid might have stole your wallet/purse, and then spent the money in there on candy bars while i was checking out, im so sorry, let me buy you coffee to make it up for it?” au

#⌈ ◦ i don’t wanna be alone. ◐ WISHLIST ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ trust issues? ▤ WISHLIST ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

thingsforrp

Soulmates feel one anothers’ pain AUs

Meeting

‘I came to stop this street fight because that really big punch you just recieved made me scream at a cashier. Also are you injured?’ AU

‘This public toilet has a knuckle-shaped hole in the wall, is this anything to do with you? Because five minutes ago it felt like my knuckles were on fire’ AU

‘Holy shit you just got stabbed, you need help but also god my stomach feels like it’s exploding’ AU

‘I think you’re my soulmate because you’re biting your lip and mine’s hurting now’ AU

‘I just banged my knee on that table over there and you hissed in pain, dude I think we’re soulmates’ AU

Others:

‘Please don’t touch that flame, I’m/we’re in a public place and I don’t want to scream’ AU

‘Why do you insist on taking out staples by hand?’ AU

‘Please don’t hurt yourself, I can’t stand seeing you in pain and nor could I stand the pain myself knowing why I feel it’ AU

‘For the love of God use oven gloves next time, my boss was about to promote me when I swore in their face’ AU

‘I can feel your stress headache is everything okay?’ AU

‘I came to find you at work to tell you to stop knocking so violently on your coworker’s office door’ AU

‘Why must you get a tattoo whilst I’m trying to sleep?’ AU

#⌈ ◦ i don’t wanna be alone. ◐ WISHLIST ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ trust issues? ▤ WISHLIST ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

leahburkes

i can’t keep doing this. pretending that everything’s okay. what are you talking about? barbara.

#⌈ ◦ i am not trying to be someone else. ◐ VISAGE ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋

drlangdons

You’re pretending like everything is okay. You know like… like we didn’t kill Barb. Like, it’s great. Like, we’re in love and we’re partying. This is bullshit.

#⌈ ◦ i want to finish what we started. ◐ QUEUE ;; ◦ ⌋#⌈ ◦ i am not trying to be someone else. ◐ VISAGE ;; ◦ ⌋